no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

as we can see here dick riding has been used as a form of transport since at least the central middle ages

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

I bet if there was a call it would be like this

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

But wait, there’s more!

must they have a purpose. cant they just exist as their beautiful selves

women & bitches love my cavern

Can you shut up about your cavern

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

Dog where the fuck am I

Mike Hawk, huh

Tony Hawk being like "yeah Mike Hawk is tiny"

a real text i got from my friend during their retail shift today, november 16

Scolopendra Miku

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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please do not the snail.

we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the perpetrator's agenda, we've seen political assassination attempts that are great for the target's agenda, but America, ever the innovator, has invented something new: the political assassination attempt with no effect whatsoever

Dinosaur Cosmics

The Future of Orion [Explained]

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