whumpthisway reblogged
"Are you a Caretaker, do you have room in your life for someone else? A space in your home for another bed? Is there enough love in your heart to share with another? Do you have the patience to deal with ever changing needs?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, come on down to our Whumpee Rehoming Centre today! We have all manner of Whumpees needing to find that special someone.
Have a special interest in medical needs, we have you covered! Know how to handle psychological trauma? We've got just the friend for you! We have cuddly types, fearful frightened ones, small, large, you name it, we've seen it all before! New stock arriving monthly - if you don't find anyone that catches your eye, put your name on our wait list and we'll reach out when a new batch meets your requirements.* **
Recycled, reused, and ready to come to your home, today!"
*special orders by request. **Delivery times may vary