Just found out my instinctive whumpee reaction to discovering surprise blood on myself was a simple "What the-? Hello??" and now all I can do is laugh at the lack of any dramatic effect or fanfare
Whumper life is being squeamish about irl suffering but also having pictures scattered throughout your phone gallery documenting injuries you've had over time so you have visual references for description in case you decide to inflict them in art/fic
Sooo I overheated, had low blood sugar and ended up crying on the Wal-Mart floor using some crumbly wet napkins and a bag of frozen chicken strips to cool down. Perfect picture of a poor pathetic whumpee. Yay me
Halfheartedly trying to console myself as I'm blowing my nose for the millionth time today: Any snz peep would love to have me in their life
Woke up after three hours of sleep absolutely freezing despite having a heap of winter blankets. Realized my blood sugar was low, tried to sit up and nearly passed out. I had a protein bar within reach but I was shaking so hard that I could barely get it open. Spent most of the day feeling weak and sick in bed with a headache
Anyway, imagine your whumpee
Friend has seen some improvement overnight <3 Hopefully it keeps getting better. Maybe this will be one of those unexplained but thankfully short lived things
Asking for a friend because we're concerned and the doctor is stumped: do any of you have ideas of what could cause upper stomach pain and vomiting? No nausea, no alcohol, and tests on gall bladder, kidney, liver, appendix and heart were negative. Friend is diabetic and had a donut a little while before the first vomit but not sure if that's related/big enough to cause this or?
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Some IRL whump if you will-
On Christmas Day I had a fever and sore throat and now I definitely have strep throat. It’s so bad I can’t swallow anything so not only does my throat kill me but I’m dehydrated and my lips are cracked and bleeding. On top of all the fun fun strep throat symptoms, I’m also an actor and since I don’t have a voice, I can’t practice for a theater competition I have in a week which has been stressing me out beyond belief. So yeah, I feel like I’m dying and I’m full of anxiety. Fun times 🙃
Ah man, I'm sorry! That really sucks, I hope you get better soon. Keep hydrating!
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Have some irl whump out of my stupidity!
I was really craving a burger wrap from Sheetz (gas station with bomb ass food) but I don’t have a car so I figured I’d just walk the 40 minute round trip. Was 11° outside but with the wind and all it felt like -5°. At some point I ended up dissociating because I felt so exhausted and didn’t think I’d make it back to the house. When I got home I texted my partner and realized my vision wasn’t right. It was like a trail effect every time I typed something or sent a message. Then I realized I didn’t feel cold at all and the last unfrozen brain cell screamed “YOU PROBABLY HAVE HYPOTHERMIA.” I checked my temperature with my thermometer and it said “L°” so my body temp was too low for it to even register. Keep in mind my thermometer can read any temp over 90° and the starting temp for hypothermia is 95°. So I got under two blankets and then decided I was gonna jump in the bath because I was feeling cold again and couldn’t stop shivering. I had the water the hottest it could go and it felt lukewarm on my skin. Usually it feels like it’s burning me at that point and I could see the steam so I knew it was hot. I called my partner because I couldn’t think clearly enough to know what to do anymore and they told me to get under as many blankets as I could and cover up my entire body leaving just my face exposed. Currently still under the blankets but my temp is back up to 98.6 😎👍
Oh no! I'm glad you're feeling a little better now, take care of yourself!
Youtube just gave me an ad for cough drops I'm skfigdksj they really are listening to me hack up a lung over here
I do be pretty sick right now so here's a description of my current experience to serve as inspiration if you want to make your whumpee suffer:
Clogged/popping ears, congestion headache, dizziness and brain fog, nausea, that gross bitter pooling of excess saliva that tastes like mucus, alternating sweats/chills, dry achy itchy eyes, inflamed runny/stuffy nose, thick barking cough that burns the chest and resulting creaky wheezy voice, really rough deep sneezes, low appetite, sore ribs/back
I got a hot rice bag on my chest to brace through coughing fits, did a menthol rub and blew through nearly a whole tissue box in one sitting so I had to resort to a toilet paper roll. Face is highkey rashy and chapped and on fire 🔥
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your last few prompts are currently too relatable lol being sick sucks (hope we both get better soon <3) but it does make for good whump inspiration
It’s definitely going to make my “imagine a whump scenario to fall asleep” time much more realistic tonight 😅 Sending well wishes right back at you!
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Wait but real talk, the thing you mentioned with your eyes burning when you tear up, like. I get that too, so it always turns from laughing into straightup crying and it just doesn’t s t o p either
And I couldn’t figure out the cause yet either, so like 😭 We’re suffering together ig
It’s like in the end we’re all just Whumpees after all..,,,
It's our payback for making our fictional whumpees suffer, we have to get a taste of our own medicine 💀
I don’t know if it’s my allergies or if it’s because there was something wrong with my tear ducts when I was little or what but whenever I tear up from laughing, the tears itch and burn literally so bad. Like my body punishes me for laughing a lot and I hate it, but it could be fun to inflict on your whumpee. “Oh, you’re having a funny, warm, lighthearted moment? Here, let me help” *sets your eyes on fire*
A family member just came to me for an unofficial assessment of an injury with the reasoning being "You're the closest thing we have to a medical expert." Of course my advice was to go see a real doctor but the sentiment still got me like 🥺
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ACE!!!!! i had my first truly whumpy experience today 😈
i donated plasma this morning and i didn’t eat or drink anything before i went. when i got home i suddenly got super nauseous, sweaty and almost blacked out just walking from my couch to my bedroom.
it was a crazy and kinda scary feeling, (i’ve never been like that before) and i’ll be honest it was kinda fun 🫣😳
Anonymous asked: NOOOOOOOO I CALLED YOU ACE IM MY LAST ASK IM SO SORRY IDK WHAT I WAS THINKING AHHHHHH
I mean I am ace so it's not entirely inaccurate 😂 I was curious if you meant to send this to @aceofwhump, but either way I hope you're recovering okay! Take it easy and have some fluids!
The MRI went alright, by the way! I was really glad they gave me headphones and I’m not claustrophobic so it wasn’t too bad. Thanks for all of your tips and explanations!