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Draco Whumpee Malfoy

@whumpitlikeyoumeanit

Whumping Malfoys since 1999 (adult they/thon)
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Day 13: Share some of your favorite niche whump tags!

Share a tag or two (or even an entire list) of whump tags you really enjoy or would recommend to those new in the whump community! Feel free to include tags that are just a word or entire phrases, and those that pertain to specific fandoms. Are there any niche tags you found recently that have changed your whump game, or very specific tags you found years ago that have kept your whumperflies buzzing?

You can reblog this post with your introduction, or make your own post (there’s a banner available on our blog at #wijbanner if you’d like)! Make sure to use the tags #whumpmasinjuly2024 and #wij24day1 so that others can find your post, and be sure to check out the tags to see all the awesome works this month! Make sure to tag @whumpmasinjuly-archive so your works can be featured on our official archive blog!

Mostly I want to address how the phrase "whumperflies buzzing" is giving me a mindfuck. Buzzing like corpse flies, not fluttering like butterflies.

That aside, shout out to "NSFWhump not Porn" and "Draco Malfoy needs therapy" tags.

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Day 2: What are your top three favorite whump tropes? Give us those juicy details on the top three tropes you always find yourself searching for time and time again! What three tropes give you the whumperflies without fail? Don't be ashamed: no matter how broad or specific, we want to hear all about them!

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I always find this question hard to answer, which seems weird, right? Like, what do I like? 🤔 Seems like I should know that one. But I guess it was a matter of never having sat down to try to define it, because I am very pleased with what I came up with thinking about it.

#1: The Walkthrough

The absolute gratification of That Chapter where Whumpee is taken back to the scene of their torture or imprisonment, with Caretakers or Authorities, and explains what they went through. Caretakers are pissed and distraught, Authorities are horrified. Ideally there's an expert among the witnesses who can shed even more light on it, so that Whumpee learns things they didn't even realise or understands motivations that didn't make sense to them at the time.

A decent replacement for this is an intense interrogation or Whumpee being given truth serum or having their mind read to reveal those details, but the walkthrough is best.

#2: Impalement / picquerism / foreign objects implanted

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think it's just the body horror and invasiveness taking away Whumpee's bodily autonomy, making them realise how helpless they are. Plus the brutality. Yeah, it tells Whumpee things are serious and Whumper has no limits. That part's good.

#3: Revenge

Revenge. That's always good. When it's Whumper's motivation -- maybe Whumpee does deserve something but Whumper is going way too far, maybe Whumper is just delusional, maybe Whumpee is a relative innocent who is being used by Whumper against a third party -- revenge is good.

But just as good -- maybe even better? -- is when it's revenge on Whumper. Whumpee getting to confront Whumper is good, but the best of all, maybe, is when a Caretaker who isn't actually a good person gets revenge in a way that Whumpee-who-is-a-better-person can't. Two of my favourite scenes I've ever written involve Lucius Malfoy being absolutely, delightfully vicious to people who have hurt Draco or Narcissa. Mmmmyes.

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Heyo. I've never made an intro, because... I don't really do community, I suppose. I don't feel comfortable with people knowing me. So here's me going out of my comfort zone. I had to use the template because I didn't know what to say about myself, and changed it up some.

Fun fact: I actually do like more than Harry Potter. I even have whumpy OCs! But the Malfoy family are my neurodivergent super special interest and this blog, aside from prompts, is All Malfoys, All The Time.

WHUMPMAS 2024 INTRODUCTION

❤️ Name:  Tian (in general online) or Wilymi (specifically here)

💚 Pronouns & Age:  Millennial They/thon

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Hiya! :D

How did you discover the word whump?

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A yearish ago, I came back to tumblr for the first time in about a decade, because I had a story that didn't seem right to publish as a *story* because it's more of a universe.

And then, as I was scrolling around my feed and exploring, probably while looking for writing prompts and character questions, I started seeing the word in the context of things which appealed to me. And so eventually I looked it up and found it was what I had been doing since I was about 4 years old.

So an angsty Draco Malfoy x Theo Nott sicfic is to blame =D

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hey so like

hi, you. yeah im talking to you. You like my stuff from time to time and reblog once and a while, and I always recognize you in my notes. we’ve never talked, maybe you dont like to say much or you’re nervous or something. it’s okay, whatever it is. 

I see you. you mean a lot to me. sometimes when I’m having a hard day, I’ll notice your name once again in my notifs and it makes me smile. im not kidding.

I don’t care if you’re a “ghost” follower or you send me asks all the time. i see you and I love you so much, genuinely and truly. you are really important to me. 

thank you. thank you for being there. <3

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My brain can't handle the fact that AU apparently means "setup" or "scenario" or "meet-cute" rather than actually being a description of the universe which is alternate.

AU List: "Flower Shop AU" My neurodivergent ass: "The whole world is a flower shop. It's an infinite flower shop where things keep getting more eldritch the further down you go. On the top level you have sunflowers and roses. Then you have man-eating flowers. And a little further down you have flowers the color of your soul and that smell like your first kiss -- the action, not the person who gave it to you." Fandom: "Okay... yeah... but I just meant a story where your favorite couple meet in a flower shop?"
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Is anyone else disconcerted by the use of "Whumper" to both mean the character doing the torturing, and the content creator / scenario imaginer?

My Whumpers are either evil sadists or completely delusional stalkers torturing my poor lil guys, I don't want to be lumped in with that group.

No shame if you do, obvs. But I think I'd prefer to be a whumpist.

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100 Prompts!

That means I've been doing this for 100 days! (Well, actually 99 days, because I got insecure about how bad one of them was and posted a second one that day to make up for it.)

Things I've learned:

  • I have no idea what people actually like -- things I think will be a hit end up with like 7 notes and a throwaway done when I'm tired ends up with dozens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's okay, you all keep doing you and I'll keep doing me, because...
  • Almost everything will find its audience eventually. Even initially unpopular prompts can still get a slow but steady trickle of attention, or, the people who like the generally unpopular prompts like them with an intensity usually unseen in the more mass-appealing prompts. Which actually feels really good.
  • Very few people care at all about my Malfoy writing. Don't care, I'm gonna do it anyway, it's not like I've hidden what I'm here for and tried to sneak it onto people's dashes. :P Reminder that I have tags listed in my pinned post that can be used to filter stuff out if you just want prompts. I updated that to include one specific to my writing -- "whumpitlikeyoumeanit wrote it" -- if you want to filter out specifically my stories.
  • I really like writing all the prompts for an event in the same narrative so I don't have to worry about thinking up a new setup for every prompt, because thinking of a setup is the hardest part
  • i liek polls
  • corollary: respondents to my polls like pet whump (also I like pet whump) but I have no idea how to make that work in a remotely canonish Wizarding World. I am very open to suggestions
  • I am very open to suggestions just in general. Especially for writing setups. See my callback there? successkid.jpeg
  • lol I have no idea how there are blogs that have over 1200 whump prompts.

Anyways, I figured that if I reblog prompts twice a week, that will have them all see the light of day again inside a year, so I will be doing that. Those will have the tag "vintage prompt" if for some reason you want to filter those.

Also, wanna see something fun I did?

I keep all my prompts in a spreadsheet, and it's pretty easy to randomly generate a bingo card out of them. I think the fun is seeing how many you can use in one story. Super-prompt!

So that's the state of the nation blog. I am still working hard on Saviour which is taking most of my focus, but asks are always open and I have good intentions 👀 I appreciates you all <3

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Anonymous asked:

Invading your ask box like a home invader /j

Speaking of, thoughts on the whump trope, home invasions? 👀

oh no it's time to break out the improvised weaponry and elaborate booby traps

I now realise I've never looked at home invasion from the perspective of whump, embarrassingly, considering it's possibly my favourite subgenre of horror movies. And now that I am, I am all into it. Going either direction, honestly.

What's that, Whumpee, you think this is your safe space? Hahaha~ Never again.

What's that, home invader? Thought you were just gonna rob this unassuming extremely wealthy family? Hahaha~ You didn't know who you were messing with and now it's too late...

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Sometimes I want to whump a Malfoy in a way that doesn't fit into @splendidissimus 😔

Sometimes I have some ideas for whump prompts.

So I made another side blog. As a treat. +Intro+

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@ me if you use a prompt for those sweet sweet reblogs.

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