Awkward Villain trying to do comfort

(Cw: character kept hostage, chains, mention of mind control, poison)

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Villain: "So... Er.... How you doing?"

Hero: "I'm doing great- HANGING IN CHAINS THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW! LET ME GO YOU PSYCHO!!!!"

Villain: "Why calling the names, I was just trying to be nice"

Villain: "So... I'm giving you Hero back. I reflected"

Teammate: "You... What?"

Villain: "I reflected. You know: the whole kidnapping thing seems to be... slightly wrong now as I think about it"

Hero: "when exACTLY IT SEEMED TO BE RIGHT?!!!"

Hero: "WAIT! YOU NEVER REALLY WERE UNDER A MIND CONTROLLING CHARM?!"

Villain "Nooope. I just spontanically wanted to be a good guy, but you obviously wouldn't believe me. So I played to make you trust me"

Hero: "PLAYING WITH US ISN'T MAKING YOU THE GOOD GUY"

Villain: "Oh, but yelling like a maniac makes you?"

Villain: "Wow. Just Wow. After all your dramatic monologue I really want to hug you bro"

Hero: "Like... Hug me with a knife?"

Villain: "Is that how you do it in your homeland...? I mean- I can do that. Is that a culture thing?"

Villain: "For the last time. I did NOT poison your tea. See?" drinks from Hero's cup.

Hero: "....I'm not drinking from the same cup you drank"

Villain: "Take mine then, I didn't drink from it yet"

Hero: "...."

Villain: "......"

Hero: "..........."

Villain: "Oh for f#ck sake I didn't poison this one either!"