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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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thcrin
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visenyaism

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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visenyaism

what in the

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anotherhumanperson

reblog if you're part of the handful of people still using tumblr

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the-haiku-bot

reblog if you’re part

of the handful of people

still using tumblr

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#i’m a handful#wait. that’s not right…is it?#[shrugs]#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands#i’m not going anywhere
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cthulhu-with-a-fez
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beggars-opera

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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formerlyanon

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

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dabouse

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

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tomboy014

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

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dabouse

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

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tomboy014

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

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digitaldiscipline

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

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kabretoss

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

#accurate post is accurate#tumblr life#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands#tumblr problems
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theredwitterell
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mojoflower
“But [Tumblr’s] value, of course, is more than just what it isn’t, and what it points away from. Despite all the drama and discourse lurking in its corners, it’s easy to make your own Tumblr life as simple and as happy as you want it to be. There are no algorithmic threats lurking around every corner, no onslaught of promoted posts from politicians or influencers. More than anything else, Tumblr in 2020 is a self-sustaining ecosystem. It’s a semi-sealed and increasingly fertile terrarium, a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine of a platform going productively psychotic in its isolation.”

— @areyougonnabe, “The Ever-Mutating Life of Tumblr Dot Com” 

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crowfoot

This article actually really explains why I’m still here after 10 years.

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owlmylove

“a nigh-impossible perpetual-motion machine going productively psychotic in its isolation” is my new tindr profile

#i don’t care what anyone says#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands#tumblr life#fandom is not for the faint hearted
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theredwitterell
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penguinsledding

this quarantine, we’re bringing tumblr back! I’ve tried the other social media platforms, and I hate them! they make me use my real name! they’re always trying to sell me things! here, the mean users are random antis or racist bone thieves. on twitter, it’s the actual president of the united states. don’t you miss reading 1800 word rants about the way two characters looked at each other in a three second scene? wouldn’t you rather be looking at a gifset of katara right now? fuck instagram. I’m crawling back to my hovel.

#fuck yeah#i love this bar#tumblr life#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands
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axelwolf8109
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goodbyeemyloverr-blog

I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

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lubricates

this post is ancient look at all the deactivated accounts

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marta-bee

They escaped. There is yet hope.

#who knew?#we all do#and yet#here i am#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands#tumblr life#tumblr problems
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clonecaptains

you know tumblr is such an easy platform to make friends as opposed to real life. like, one day, a blog reblogs your post & you decide to check them out, you find the user cool so you send them a few asks & you guys talk & then you follow each other & become mutuals & then you guys just become a source of positivity in each other’s lives like from positive text posts to hyping up each other’s works to insulting each other when necessary to ranting like it’s so simple & the mutuals you meet are like the most kindest people on earth & actually give you hope in this world that people like this actually exist. & the best part is that some mutuals don’t even see each other’s faces & still love each other to death & encourage you & support you & compliment you & just make you feel like the most special being on earth & im just wow fortunate to know that I have so many mutuals who are sources of sunshine who make me happy just by existing

#i love this bar#tumblr fam#tumblr life#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands
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cthulhu-with-a-fez
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ratthumbsup

other ancient tumblr culture things 

  • peasants 
  • greeting every new follower with a gif 
  • the anger over wonderballs being banned in the us 
  • i still see this every once in a while but adding “and then the fire nation attacked” to every post talking about how something used to be 
  • i see this everyone once in a while too but the “you tried” star 
  • nigel thornberry 
  • personifying social media (or making them dresses or whatever else) 
  • actually just personifying anything not even remotely human
  • and then shipping them
  • #coulsonisalive 
  • hatred of 12 year olds 
  • remember when everyone loved john green?
  • the “not as much of an asshole as you could have been” award
  • that post with every one of those girls late excuses
  • reblog as a link 
  • “3d” gifs 
  • when everyone loved robert pattinson for hating twilight 
  • “night blogging”
  • those horrifying barbie pictures where everyone would pretend not to notice the gore 
  • how shitty the video system was for so long
  • that post where mom dinosaur plays pretend w her son to distract him from the comet that killed the dinosaurs 
  • this is a genuinely good meme and we should bring it back: cosmo sex tips 
  • “i like your shoelaces” “thanks i got them from the president” 
  • repeating the same comment over and over just bolded and italicized differently 
#bless this mess#tumblr life#you can pry this hellsite from my cold dead hands
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