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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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savewithstories “If You Give A Dog A Donut” - read by #ChrisEvans “If You Give A Dog A Donut” by Laura Numeroff, illustrated by Felicia Bond (published by @harperkids) - read by #ChrisEvans

THIRTY MILLION CHILDREN rely on school for food. Responding to the needs of kids during these school closures, @savethechildren and @nokidhungry have a new fund @SAVEWITHSTORIES to support food banks, and mobile meal trucks, and community feeding programs with funds to do what they do best—and also—with educational toys, books, and worksheets to make sure brains are full, as well as bellies.

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fun fact

Just tried to search my blog for things I/we facetiously tag as “porn”. Ya know, talking about Chris Evans’ or Sebastian Stan’s “bicep porn”, “voice porn”, hell even “smile porn”. And you guessed it, nothing came up.

Well, I’m not a quitter. I searched other tags that I knew would get me to those posts and the posts are still there, safe and sound and unmolestered not newly marked as nsfw by this latest poorly executed chapter of the snappening.

So, does anyone want to try searching my not-really-porn porn tags and let me know if they show up for you?

Most of my “porn” tags are in the tags below. Take a shot and let me know what you see. Pretty please?

  • @ceebeetumbles @collegefangirl3791 @ilovethings-somuch @libertinem @lostinspace33 @madamrogers @mycapt-ohcapt @nomadicpixel @onetomanyknives @pleasecallmecaptain @saffreelove
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@PrayersforAJ: Thank you @ChrisEvans for showing AJ some love! This video meant more to him then you actually know! He named his port Steve Rogers because he loves him some  #CaptainAmerica . Thank you Thank you Thank you!!#CuckseyStrong

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I’m not sure what to make of this. I made it quite a while ago and debated on whether or not to post it.

I noted every time I heard something sexy from him, but it ended up really silly rather than sexy. Splicing is not in my future career path.

All in all, I think it’s hilarious, and in its own way, strangely sexy.

And… LANGUAGE WARNING! Potty mouth.

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shanology

HOW DID I NEVER ENCOUNTER THIS BEFORE

I mean…

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This post is my everything. This post is my new bedtime story. I want this played at my funeral. romanianlovespell, you are my hero - as always - and I would give you ALL THE LOVE for a download of this.

Friends who NEED to be made aware of this, if you’re not already: 

(And if you were already aware and didn’t share it with me, shame on you.)

WHAAAAATTTT 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE!? DAMNIT SEBASTIAN😳

holy fuck, i’m TAGGED in this and i haven’t even seen it!! wtf, tumblr! how could you do this to me!!

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gwaciechang

@just-call-me-mrs-captain To make up for the ask I just sent you

I still hate you. But this is wonderful.

THE MOTHERFUCKING ROMANIAN. THE “THATA GIRL”. KILL ME. I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

I LITERALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A FEW HOURS AGO WHILE REWATCHING THE GOSSIP GIRL EPISODES. LIKE IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR WHAT CARTER SAID TO SERENA OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND THIS IS NOT JUST CARTER. THANK YOUUU

Oh…oh my god. It’s back. 💦💦💦

[leaves this here] Pleasant dreams, as we end Seb Sunday. 😉

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