Yo why do ppl call Chris dorito
Observe:
Article 1 – The Meme Itself
Article 2 – Chris is Very Aware of Said Meme. He Approves Of Our Shameless Thirsting. He Indulges Our Fuckery.
Article 3 – A Dorito Fresh from the Bag
Article 4 – Where is the Lie Tho???
Article 5 – I Said, Bitch WHeRE
Article 6 – Did I Fucking Stutter?
Article 7 – Didn’t Think So
Article 8 – Oh! Look a Snac !!
Article 9 – I Mean the PROPORTIONS
Article 10 – ?????????????????????????
A N Y W A Y.
I hope this has educated you in the ways of the Dorito.
Long may he reign.
Bonus – The Dorito is RDJ Approved
And because I forgot to add this to the original post, here’s Chris H commenting on how Chris E tastes:
I hate that op used ‘shopped pics for illustration, but it’s still a good post🤤