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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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Speaking of fanfiction.net, did you know that while it was seven years ago and therefore obviously well out of date (though given the declining traffic over the past few years, that's not the biggest issue), some insane person (positive) on archive.org managed to do the unthinkable and archive a full snapshot of the site despite its infamous unarchivability; I didn't until I went looking for if anyone had good tips on downloading from there easily and found a reddit thread from 2016. It's here. So while I continue to fret about how goddamn difficult archiving the website in full will ever be when it inevitably collapses on us randomly, at the very least we have a snapshot of it as of 2016, in fact.

in case you were wondering why we haven't just done this again, the original re-pack is described as follows:

I have to admit, I'm surprised to see people reblogging this saying it was 'barely usable'- I was shocked by how usable it was, having expected it to be basically unnavigable unless you had a story ID etc, more like the oocities geocities backup and that sort of thing. I appreciate that it's hardly like opening up the actual website, of course, but mass backups of this type tend to be far more obtuse than this one in my experience.

Reblogging this again now that I'm on desktop and can grab the link.

The same person did an updated full-page grab in early 2019. It's here.

True story, downloading it is what got me so inundated with Destiel fics that I started falling behind on the archive, and has been so overwhelming that I've kinda given up on catching up. It's HUGE. If what you're looking for existed on FF.net in March, 2019, it's in this.

It contains 10 MILLION stories.

Happy reading, y'all.

(Also, I agree, it's very easy to navigate and use. Yes, it's hard to find things, but that's not the archivist's fault...that's just how ff.net IS. Finding things on there is a nightmare. I recommend using your file browser's built in search, that's your best bet.)

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New people with empty accounts that are suddenly following me, I really need you to do something that looks like a human person. I've been here long enough now to remember the old wars, and you are coming into my home wearing the uniform of our enemies.

I am real close to just posting users in a callout if they fail the perception check.

How do I rig a Turing test so people have to prove they exist before they follow me. I am literally looking at your following lists to see if it's a coherent set so I can guess if you contain organs.

If you are new: We aren't trying to be assholes. We would love to be welcoming. I support your presence, and I don't mind if you use a hollow blog to follow from. and then you use side blogs to post. That's cool. You do you. But. Y'all. With all possible love: You are indistinguishable from the enemy right now, and we're used to showing no mercy.

Just add a note. Make your blog name 'stealthy follow blog' or 'im new' or 'i'm human stop blocking me' and put a picture of a random object. I don't need to know what you post about. But I am very worried you do not posses any bones, and you are hard failing on insight checks.

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o-wyrmlight

For those of you wondering, oftentimes bot, spam and scam accounts look pretty much identical to this. If you're wondering why people block you, this is why. Even something as simple as a headline, a description, and a neat icon is enough to distinguish you from those bot accounts.

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cellarspider

Yep. I've recently had blogs that look like that follow me, then a day or two later they're updated to add their payload of spam. Some wait weeks before this happens. It's impossible to tell which blank accounts are going to do this, and which aren't.

The reason why we block spam accounts is not just because they're annoying. Those bots are designed to engage in search engine manipulation: tl;dr, modern search engines are updated by web crawlers, little programs that wander around the internet, clicking on links. The more links they find to a site from trustworthy sources, the higher a result may be placed in the rankings.

These Tumblr bots generate tons of links to the sites they're promoting, and links to other parts of Tumblr. This is intended to make them look like an integrated and trustworthy part of an established website. How effective is this technique? No idea. But that's part of the theory behind social media bots.

So for those newcomers who want to help us fight those bots, please go to your blog settings and give us a sign of life! Come join us in this disastrous little ball pit. It'll be great! I promise.

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floridensis

the bots will also send you porn sometimes. i do not want to be sent porn. so im going to be overly cautious rather than forgiving with blocking blogs that dont look like theres a real live human behind them

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dualumina

The latest wave of "totally real women following me" have stopped using the telltale "Aquarius 😍 Doctor 💛 Top 0.01% 💍" tagline for their blogs, and now they've resorted to just being pictures of IRL women with nothing else on their blog.

Seriously, put something unique in your blog info. We're begging you.

I check every new follower notification. Very few pass inspection. It seems to be slowing down for now, but I’m still blocking pretty regularly. It’s like my new hobby.
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the-pen-pot

Hey everyone. There's another app on the Google playstore. Pretty sure it's not official and it's making money from in-app ads.

I think the AO3's latest post about apps is here:

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7-percent

I don’t access Ao3 on my phone, but for those of you who do. wise words of warning.

Last time I looked, my best bet to use AO3 safely and free was to go straight to AO3.

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vulgarweed

I don’t understand the appeal of this. Has anyone ever thought “you know what would make AO3 better? Ads!”

Semi-regular reminder to my readers that AO3 does not have an app and every time you login through one of them, you are potentially comprising your account/password. AO3 has an effective design for mobile use and you can always add to home screen, if you really need an "app" icon.

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caparrucia

Additionally, one of the main reasons to NOT want an official AO3 app is that it would force them to comply with Apple's TOS.

You know.

The thing that is widely believed to be behind the porn ban in Tumblr.

If you're accessing AO3 from your phone, you can use site skins to make changes to your liking: display in dark mode, hide certain tags/users/fics from view/searches.

If you can install firefox, you can also use extensions on mobile to make your browsing much more comfortable!

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If you or someone you know is getting spam comments from guests (rather than logged in users), you don't need to send in a report. You can just use the Spam button located at the bottom of every guest comment. The button will only be visible to the logged-in owner of the work.

If the volume of these spam comments is overwhelming, you can also edit a single work or edit multiple works to restrict commenting to only logged in users.

If you're a twitter user, I recommend following AO3_status over there. They're always on top of updates about site downtime and other issues.

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Video description: a tiktok video discussing AO3’s new comment blocking feature.

The video begins by showing a tweet from the Ao3_status twitter account. The tweet reads, “Comment blocking is now live! 🍾” and is responding to the tweet linking the AO3 News post announcing that comment blocking is coming.

The narrator then goes to the comments section on one of her works and points out that there is a new button available. On comments from other users, you can now see a button labelled “Block.”

She taps on the Block button and it takes her to a confirmation page. The confirmation page outlines what blocking will do: stop a user from commenting on your works and stop a user from replying to your comments elsewhere on AO3. It also outlines what blocking will not do: hide that user’s works or bookmarks from you, delete or hide their existing comments on your works, hide their comments elsewhere on the site.

She confirms that she wants to block the user and then returns to her comments section. The button that formerly said “Block” now says “Unblock.” She says you can remove the block on a user by pressing that button again or by tapping on your username at the top of the page and selecting My Preferences from the dropdown menu that appears.

On the My Preferences page, there is now a button labelled “Block users.” After tapping that button, she goes to a new page. On that new page, you can see the user she just blocked and a button next to their username that says “Unblock.”

She taps that button and it takes her to a confirmation page which outlines what will happen if she agrees. Unblocking a user will allow them to comment on your work or to reply to your comments elsewhere on the site. She confirms.

The screen goes back to the Blocked Users page found in My Preferences, and the narrator explains that you don’t need to find a comment from another user in order to block them. If you’d like, you can type their name into the text box provided and block them directly from that page.

Not shown: you can also block a user from that user’s profile page.

If you’d like to know more about more blocking and muting features that are planned, read the News post linked above.

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jhscdood

FYI to all it looks like this to the people you have blocked:

[image description: screenshot of the buttons and kudos left at the bottom of an AO3 work. Where the comment box would usually be, there is a blue infobox that reads, “Sorry, you have been blocked by one or more of this work’s creators.”]

thank you so much for checking this out and sharing with us!

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some very important info re: paid accounts~

I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:

You cannot monetize copyrighted works (aka charge and earn money from fanfic, fanworks, etc) and if you do decide to put your fanworks behind a paywall via Tumblr, when you are inevitably sued, Tumblr will not protect you and will not defend you and you alone, personally, will be responsible for whatever monetary damages said lawsuit results in.

If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.

Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.

1. Your paid account will not be hosted by tumblr; it is routed through a 3rd party.

2. By signing up for a paid account, you're entering into an agreement with Stripe, so in addition to Tumblr's TOS, you are also bound to Stripe's TOS.

3. Stripe, like Tumblr, will not defend you or protect you against any lawsuits.

4. Furthermore, you may end up owing Stripe money (indemnify = compensate)

5. Tumblr's TOS specifically states that you can't put any content on your post+ account that violates any laws, including laws that protect intellectual property rights of others. This is super important, because Tumblr's post+ FAQ also states that you can post anything that you would regularly post on tumblr, which I'm sure many will take to mean that gifsets, fanworks, etc are fair game, since all of that stuff can be posted on tumblr now. However, the difference is, you're not making money from the fanworks you're posting or reblogging now. Once money enters the equation, the game changes.

Tumblr is making it seem like any and all content goes for post+ accounts, knowing 90% of this site is fanworks. This is not true and you'll be opening yourself up for lawsuits if you charge for fanworks.

6. Tumblr further disclaims any and all liability in any legal issues.

tl;dr: Please do not make a post+ account, bc you will be opening yourself to lawsuits and if that happens, Tumblr's response will be not our problem, you agreed to all the terms which said you couldn't do that, sorry not sorry. Please protect yourself.

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Gun Terms for Writers

As someone who writes fics with action sequences and the use of guns, I thought maybe it would be helpful to pass some things on. Even though I’ve done lots of research and talked with family members (I live in WI which is a big hunting state and we have lots of guns), I still catch myself making mistakes with specific terms and their usage. Reading more James Bond fics lately, I catch others making mistakes also. So here is a little guide to help writers. 

  • A ‘clip’ is something that stores multiple rounds of ammunition. It is not what you would insert into a handgun to load it. Clips make loading into a magazine easier because they simply store the rounds. It helps with organization. 
  • A magazine is what feeds the ammunition into the barrel. Magazines vary in capacity. They, unlike clips, are spring-loaded, which helps the ammunition move in the gun. So, when you want a character to reload, they would use a pre-loaded magazine, NOT a clip. 
  • A silencer is really a suppressor. ‘Silencer’ is a word that’s used in media to refer to a suppressor that doesn’t exist in real life. Guns that are suppressed will still be loud and have a sound. This is because compressed air will still leak out of the end of the barrel, you can’t silence a bullet moving extremely fast through the air, and you can’t silence the mechanical parts on a gun. There will be a noise, but it just won’t be as loud or more importantly, alert people in a nearby area that a gun was just fired. SO suppressor is a much more accurate term technically speaking. 
  • There are different kinds of suppressors. One important kind suppresses the muzzle flash. It’s likely a sniper would use this more than they would want to use a sound suppressor, as the muzzle flash more easily enables you to be spotted when you don’t want to be. These are simply referred to as flash suppressors. 
  • After a handgun runs out of ammunition, the slide will lock back into place and you will know that it is out. There is no ‘click’ signifying an empty weapon that is so dramatized in movies and tv. A more likely scenario that would prevent a gun from firing would be a jam. Or programming the gun to recognize certain palm prints. 
  • A great place for writers, in particular fanfic writers, who want information on guns is imfdb. You can find out what guns are used in movies and shows, and what guns characters use. You can also just search for guns. 
  • If you want to get really specific, check out YouTube. There are users who will post reviews of guns on there, which can be really helpful if you want to see how a particular gun looks or how to shoot it. 

So yeah! Here are just a few basic tips if you want to write a fic where a character uses guns. 

I see you’ve got terminology down, now let’s go for a little technicality. 

  • Firstly, let me explain the “kick” of a gun. A “kick” is the feeling of the round leaving the barrel of the gun.  Every gun has one, the impact of the “kick” depends on the caliber, make and type of gun.
  • Another way to describe a kick is the feeling of the gun exploding in your hand.  Of course, the gun doesn’t literally explode, but it is a great burst of power that only lasts a second.
  • For example: A .45 mm hand gun with have a bigger “kick” than a .22 mm hand gun.  If someone is a first time shooter and does not know what to expect, they would most likely drop the gun after firing it once due to the shock of the force being released in their hands.
  • Sniper Rifles are incredibly accurate and mainly used for long distance hits.  They are also ridiculously heavy, as most rifles are, therefore, be prepared for a gigantic “kick”.
  • Sniper Rifles are special because they are so powerful (they need to be in order to have the same impact a .45mm would 10 feet away compared to the shell half a mile away), thus a stand is required to use it.
  • No matter what you will always need a firm holding to place the rifle (besides your grip) in order to prevent the gun from falling over after it is discharged and injury to your person. There are ridiculously powerful guns.
  • General rule of thumb is that you place the butt of the rifle next to your shoulder, just below your clavicle.  I’m not very good at describing this position, so I suggest looking it up.  DO NOT place it anywhere in the armpit area, dislocation is likely to occur.  Depending on how prepare you are and the type of rifle being used (excluding snipers), bruising might occur.
  • You will be standing if you use a normal rifle, so make sure you are steady and prepared for the “kick” that follows after.
  • If you are using a sniper rifle, you will be on the ground or leaning against something.  Some people have special rests for their snipers specifically to fire the gun from any spot.  Point is: do not stand alone while firing this.  You will get hurt.

Other helpful tips:

  • Earplugs or Ear Protectors are your friends.
  • Safety glasses are also your friend to avoid shells from flying into your face.
  • Keep the safety on until you are ready to fire the gun.
  • If you are NOT currently firing the gun, whether it is loaded or unloaded, and it is in your hand, ALWAYS hold it with two hands and point it at the ground at your feet. DO NOT get distracted.
  • NEVER joke around with someone by pointing the gun at them.  EVEN IF YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE THAT THE GUN IS TOTALLY UNLOADED, MAGAZINE OUT OF PLACE, DO NOT RISK IT.  It is not funny.  Even if the gun is on safety, do NOT do it.  You could accidently switch off the safety or the gun could misfire despite the safety.
  • Lastly TWO HANDS.  One on the side near the trigger and the other underneath.  This is not the movies, do not attempt to fire a gun with one hand.  Not only will your aim be incredibly off if you are inexperienced but you will also endanger yourself as well as others if you lose control of it.
  • Guns can be scary and if you ever feel nervous or uncomfortable about firing one, do not do it. 

A few things I have to add to this:

The caliber of a round is usually measured in either millimeters or in hundredths of an inch. One “unit” of caliber, I guess, is one one-hundredth of an inch. For example, a 45-caliber round has a .45 inch diameter (which is why it’s called a .45).  DO NOT CONFUSE THIS WITH MILLIMETERS. .45 mm is NOT 45-caliber.

Common cartridges measured in millimeters with their respective calibers:

Rifles:

  • 5.56mm = ~.223 caliber
  • 7.62mm = ~.300 caliber
  • 12.7mm = ~.500 caliber

Handguns:

  • 5.64mm = .22 caliber*
  • 9mm* = .354 caliber
  • 10.16mm = .40 caliber*
  • 11.43mm = .45 caliber*

(*the measurement you’re more likely to see for each cartridge.)

In the case of rifles, cartridges meant for civilian use are usually designated as .223, .300, .308, etc. Designations such as 5.56mm, 7.62mm, etc. are usually indicative of military-grade ammunition. This is not always true, but usually that’s how it is.

Military-grade bullets are held to higher standards and typically cause more stress on the internal mechanism, and the guns they’re meant for are built to handle that. They can also handle civilian ammunition. It doesn’t work the other way around, however. Do not attempt to use military-grade ammunition in a civilian-model firearm that hasn’t been modified to handle it.

A few different kinds of cartridges:

- Full metal jacket, which gives increased penetration capabilities but doesn’t do much in the ways of expansion. Risky to use in situations with a lot of innocents around, as often they can over-penetrate and go on to hurt someone behind the target.

- Hollow-points, which expand like crazy when they hit something, causing massive internal damage to their target. Outlawed in warfare under the Hague Convention of 1899, but can be used by civilians.

- Soft-points, which serve as a happy medium between the penetration capabilities of full metal jacket rounds and the expansion of hollow-point rounds.

- Shot, usually rat-shot or snake-shot, which can be fit in bullets and used to kill small vermin at close range without doing a whole lot of damage to the surrounding area.

- Sub-sonic, which have a lower muzzle velocity and effective range, but will decrease the chance of overpenetration. This is also the ideal ammo choice for weapons fitted with suppressors, as subsonic rounds avoid the “crack” of a sonic boom that other bullets can make upon leaving the barrel.

Seems some people need some help with writing action-y stuff with bang bangs. If you’re one of them, here ya go...

Some guns actually do use a clip when firing. Most people are familiar with an M1 Garand from wwii movies/Band of Brothers/etc. Clips are not exclusive to loading. Keep this in mind if writing period stuff.

That “kick” is called recoil and is the result of actually 2 events basically simultaneously occurring: the primary recoil of the bullet leaving the barrel and the secondary of the hot, expanding gas behind the bullet. It is easily managed through proper grip/placement and hold.

There are reasons why you get a “click” and not a bang, sometimes even if you think you’ve fired your last round but aren’t in slide lock: failure to fire (bad round), extraction failure, loading malfunction, limp wristing a semiautomatic, unseated magazine, defective magazine/bad spring. Most productive solution: tap and rack- makes sure the mag is seated and clears the chamber/extracts the last round or spent casing and loads the next round, if the mag isn’t empty.

“Stands” are not required for sniper rifles. Yes, those rifles are larger and heavier than long guns you typically think of (M4, M16,ARs), but they can be fired from standing positions or supported prone or sitting positions. Just ask those sexy scout snipers about how they do. A typical sniper rifle weighs about 26-29ish lbs (ex. McMillan TAC 50- 26lbs, Barrett M107- 28.5) depending on accessories, meaning it can easily be hand held and fired. The “stand” is actually a foldable bi-pod mounted on a rail below the hand guard on the gas tube of rifles and can be used on a wall or other raised surface for standing or sitting positions and most often seen in use when proned out. Rails are also where your weapon light/laser/scope/red dot/M79 or M203 (40mm)/forward grip/etc will be mounted.

A 5.56 rifle can also shoot .223. This is not reversible.

Regardless of the ammo being used, be attentive to how much your selected weapon can carry so you don’t fall in to the “unlimited ammo” trope and forget about reloads or running out of ammo. Most compact/concealed carry weapons will hold 6-10 rounds depending on extended mag, stacking, and caliber. On the other end of that, you can have a drum attached to your rifle to carry up to 100 rounds, generally. Let’s not get in to belt feds.

People in your story will never have proper hearing and eye protection on unless they are at a range. Ears will ring, or worse depending on proximity.

You can safely fire a gun with one hand and, unless you’re a shitty shot, you can still shoot with precision and control.

Not all guns have safeties. Not all guns have hammers. Be sure you know the difference if you call guns by a specific model. Some have magazine disconnects. Some don’t. Some will be disabled if they are thrown/struck hard enough and require an armorer to repair/get back online. Walking near enough to a powerful magnet may magnetize the gun and can possibly disable it by impairing movement of the firing pin for example. Shit you not.

Do not point a gun at your feet. If you’re not planning on using it, keep it out of your damn hand. Leave it holstered or on the range table/shelf. If you’d like an accidental discharge into the foot or other nearby appendage, by all means point it at your feet. Otherwise, a weapon in hand and waiting to use is best at a low ready carry that keeps the barrel/muzzle at about a 45° angle out from you, in a compressed carry/ready at the chest, or John Wick that bitch at a center axis relock.

Regardless of your carry, keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you’re ready to shoot. Better yet, ftlog just read the range rules before you ever pick up a gun.

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Warning!!!!

Tumblr will not be in service February 29th, 30th or 31st. You have been given notice, so don’t complain. Service will resume March 1st.

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peashooter85

Signal Boost

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doctorbutler

This is super-important. Tell everyone!

very important!!!!

Source?

Thanks! I’ll be sure to spread this version of the post

Make sure to visit the link! It gives some very important info!!

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Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*

I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.

(Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)

WHEN nat gets back, she’s gonna be like

nat: okay so what did you teach her?

bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man’s heart.

nebula: through the ribs.

nat: excellent >:]

TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?

NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.

BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!

TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.

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sidewaystime

MORGAN, taking the chef’s knife from Pepper and mining stabbing: no, mom, you hold it like this

PEPPER: I don’t think that’s effective against cucumber but I’ll keep it in mind.

MORGAN: AUNTIE NEBULA! How do I stab a cucumber?

NEBULA, APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE, KNIVES IN HAND AND READY FOR STABBING: What’s a cucumber?

which is the moment when pepper decides to teach nebula how to cook.

Bold of you to assume Pepper knows how to prepare literally anything but salads and sandwiches.

Nebula, on the other hand, has had to survive alone in space.

Please consider: Nebula efficiently dicing the cucumber, and then teaching Morgan and Pepper both how to prepare a simple meal, which would apparently taste better with a specific type of meat that they can’t acquire on Terran, but this is the best she can do given the circumstances.

Nat: Wait what did you teach her?

Bucky: There are 206 bones in the human body…

Nat: James! She is a CHILD!

Nat: If you are fighting an opponent your age Morgan, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children’s bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that….

I’m sorry I’m going to need someone to draw Bucky with his assassin in training  murder puppets. On his hands. While Morgan and Nebula watch.

so.. i’ve gotta write this,, right?????? i have to write a fic about this??????

@allofthefeelings SOME ONE DID THE THING

Okay but clearly @faytuous is a menace because now I want to write fic about Kermit the Frog as an assassin who crossed paths with Bucky in the past more than once.

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ozhawkauthor

The Three Laws of Fandom

If you wish to take part in any fandom, you need to accept and respect these three laws.

If you aren’t able to do that, then you need to realise that your actions are making fandom unsafe for creators. That you are stifling creativity.

Like vaccination, fandom only works if everyone respects these rules. Creators need to be free to make their fanart, fanfics and all other content without fear of being harassed or concern-trolled for their creative choices, no matter whether you happen to like that content or not.

The First Law of Fandom

Don’t Like; Don’t Read (DL;DR)

It is up to you what you see online. It is not anyone else’s place to tell you what you should or should not consume in terms of content; it is not up to anyone else to police the internet so that you do not see things you do not like. At the same time, it is not up to YOU to police fandom to protect yourself or anyone else, real or hypothetical.

There are tools out there to help protect you if you have triggers or squicks. Learn to use them, and to take care of your own mental health. If you are consuming fan-made content and you find that you are disliking it - STOP.

The Second Law of Fandom

Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK)

Simply put, this means that everyone likes different things. It’s not up to you to determine what creators are allowed to create. It’s not up to you to police fandom

If you don’t like something, you can post meta about it or create contrarian content yourself, seek to convert other fans to your way of thinking.  

But you have no right to say to any creator “I do not like this, therefore you should not create it. Nobody should like this. It should not exist.”

It’s not up to you to decide what other people are allowed to like or not like, to create or not to create. That’s censorship. Don’t do it.

The Third Law of Fandom

Ship And Let Ship (SALS)

Much (though not all) fandom is about shipping. There are as many possible ships as there are fans, maybe more. You may have an OTP (One True Pairing), you may have a NOTP, that pairing that makes you want to barf at the very thought of its existence.

It’s not up to you to police ships or to determine what other people are allowed to ship. Just because you find that one particular ship problematic or disgusting, does not mean that other people are not allowed to explore its possibilities in their fanworks.

You are free to create contrarian content, to write meta about why a particular ship is repulsive, to discuss it endlessly on your private blog with like-minded persons.

It is not appropriate to harass creators about their ships, it is not appropriate to demand they do not create any more fanworks about those ships, or that they create fanwork only in a manner that you deem appropriate.

These three laws add up to the following:

You are not paying for fanworks content, and you have no rights to it other than to choose to consume it, or not consume it. If you do choose to consume it, do not then attack the creator if it wasn’t to your taste. That’s the height of bad manners.

Be courteous in fandom. It makes the whole experience better for all of us.

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Things I never knew about The Avengers until I started reading fanfics:

1. Tony Stark literally never sleeps.

2. Thor loves to address women as “Lady (name)”. No one knows when he’s coming or going but Stark keeps a room ready for him at all times, regardless.

3. The only degree Bruce actually puts into use is his M.D.

4. Clint not only loves traveling through the vents but he continues to do so despite constantly falling through the ceiling.

5. Part of Natasha’s Red Room training included how to dress her friends for Stark’s parties.

6. No matter what sexuality Steve tries he still has no game.

7. If you are ever recruited, Wanda will be your first and greatest friend.

8. Sam knows everything about everyone.

9. Vision has reverted to Jarvis in physical form.

10. Just be aware that the first time Bucky says two words to you it means he wants to throw you into the nearest supply closet and bang your brains out. This will then happen within 24 hrs.

Finally, but most importantly, the kitchen is rarely used for culinary purposes.

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Important about the Tumblr “Purge”

Tumblr has made and official statement on twitter about what’s going on:

We’re committed to helping build a safe online environment for all users, and we have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to media featuring child sexual exploitation and abuse. As this is an industry-wide problem, we work collaboratively with our industry peers and partners like NCMEC to actively monitor content uploaded to the platform. Every image uploaded to Tumblr is scanned against an industry database of known child sexual abuse material, and images that are detected never reach the platform. A routine audit discovered content on our platform that had not yet been included in the industry database. We immediately removed this content. Content safeguards are a challenging aspect of operating scaled platforms. We’re continuously assessing further steps we can take to improve and there is no higher priority for our team.

Please please please, for the love of everything, stop spreading fear in our community. They are not purging your blogs for having NSFW content. If your blog gets deleted and you didn’t have any of the above mentioned content, or something that could be percived as such, then please contact Tumblr Support to regain your blog. They can be contacted via the form here.

Please reblog so people stop spreading false information and cause unnecesary fear.

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Here are 20 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Hawkeye.

By: Robin Burks from ScreenRant

Here are 20 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Hawkeye.

20 HE WASN’T ALWAYS A GOOD GUY

Although everyone now knows Hawkeye as one of the Avengers, that wasn’t always the case. In his introduction in Tales of Suspense #57 in 1964, he was actually a villain, albeit a reluctant one. He remained a villain in two more issues of that comic book, although it seemed the writers had much more in store for the character.

He went from being a villain to joining the Avengers in his fourth comic book appearance in 1965 in Avengers #16. That didn’t take long, did it?

Since then, he has become a lasting member of the team, which has raised him to superhero status. He did pretty well for a guy with just a bow and arrows.

19 HE LEARNED ARCHERY IN THE CIRCUS

One might think that Hawkeye has some crazy military history or spent time on an island to have learned his mad archery skills.

The truth is that he didn’t learn them to become a superhero or to help those in need.

Hawkeye actually first learned how to use a bow and arrow as a circus act. He was trained by another circus performer named the Swordsman, who turned Hawkeye into a master archer.

He took those skills and became a star attraction with the circus. It wasn’t until after he saw ‪Iron Man‬ that he thought about using his skills to help others. He also met Black Widow, which put him on the straight and narrow.

18 HE HAD ANOTHER SUPERHERO IDENTITY

Although comic book fans know Clint Barton as Hawkeye, he wasn’t always Hawkeye, at least not in the comic books.

He has been another superhero known as Goliath.

After Clint got involved with Dr. Hank Pym, he learned all about Pym Particles. As most know, Pym Particles can generally make someone shrink or get bigger. Clint used the particles to get bigger and became a superhero known as Goliath, a superhero name formerly belonging to Dr. Pym himself.

He did not become Hawkeye again until after the end of the Kree-Skrull war in Marvel Comics.

17 HE LEFT THE AVENGERS FOR THE DEFENDERS

It was after Hawkeye’s brief stint as Goliath that he switched to a different superhero team. After he got into a fight with Vision over the affections of Scarlet Witch, he jealously quit the Avengers. He then got into a fight with Daredevil over Black Widow.

Hawkeye bounced around all over the place, helping out where he could, but never belonging to any one team. However, he wound up hanging out at Doctor Strange’s house, where he decided to join the Defenders.

He didn’t stay with the Defenders for long, however. After a few issues, he returned to the Avengers, where his real loyalty lies. He’s an Avenger at heart, in spite of his occasional problems with the group.

16 HE WAS ACTUALLY MARRIED TO MOCKINGBIRD

In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, it seems like Hawkeye and Black Widow could’ve had a thing for each other. In the comics, Clint did fall for Black Widow, but she wasn’t the woman he ultimately ended up with.

After meeting Bobbi Morse, aka Mockingbird, Clint wound up falling in love with her. The two got married and went to Los Angeles to set up a West Coast version of the Avengers.

Of course, this is comic book love, and nothing ever lasts.

The two had their issues, like any couple, but they stayed in love until Mockingbird sacrificed herself to save her husband. After that, Hawkeye separated himself from the world.

15 HE BROKE INTO THE AVENGERS MANSION

Everyone might think that Hawkeye joining the Avengers was on the up and up and that someone came to him and asked him to join. Or maybe they think that he asked nicely to become a part of the team. That’s not quite what happened.

Instead, to clear his name, Hawkeye broke into the Avengers mansion with the help of butler Edwin Jarvis. He confronted the Avengers, including Iron Man.

It was Iron Man who wound up sponsoring Hawkeye, after seeing that the latter really wanted to change and become a hero. He eventually became part of a second Avengers team headed up by Captain America.

14 HE HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEATED SEVERAL SUPERVILLAINS

Thanks to his portrayal in the movies, many Marvel fans believe that Hawkeye is probably the most useless superhero on the Avengers team. All he has is a bow and arrow, and he never seems to do much to suggest that he could take on any villains, specifically when he is on his own.

In the comic books, Hawkeye has single-handedly taken down his share of bad guys.

When the other Avengers were down for the count, he took on and beat the Collector by himself.

He took down Egghead on his own. He even became the leader of the Thunderbolts and trained them to fight villains. Hawkeye is so much more capable than most fans realize.

13 BULLSEYE WAS ONCE HAWKEYE

Hawkeye wasn’t always Clint Barton. There have been several other people who held the title and lived under that mask. One of those who donned the Hawkeye moniker was Bullseye.

Bullseye was a psychopathic villain with a vendetta against Daredevil. At one point, though, Norman Osborn praises him for his service after the Skrull invasion. In doing so, Osborn has him join the Dark Avengers and gives him the costume and name of Hawkeye.

He wasn’t a very good Hawkeye, mainly because he was such a psychopath.

His saving people usually resulted in others losing their lives. He even went up against Daredevil and Deadpool at one point.

12 HE JOINED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE

Hawkeye is a Marvel Comics character, which means that it is highly unlikely that he would ever turn up in DC Comics. And yet, he is one of few Marvel characters that crossed over to the world of DC.

For a brief time, he was a member of the Justice League. Yes, Hawkeye actually got to hang out with Batman, Wonder Woman and Superman. As expected, this meant that he had a bit of a rivalry with another archer, Green Arrow.

Sure, his involvement with the Justice League only lasted for a page, but it’s still something that not a lot of fans know about the character. It was all part of a Justice League and Avengers crossover event.

11 HE DISOBEYS ORDERS

In the MCU, Hawkeye pretty much does what the Avengers and Fury tell him to do. He doesn’t really question anyone when they tell him they need him to handle something.

In the comic books, Hawkeye is more of a rebel.

He isn’t much of a team player, even after spending so much time with the Avengers. He likes to question authority and usually has reservations about orders that his leaders give him. He continually has problems with authority figures. He even rebels against Captain America at one point.

Although he has grown throughout his stories, that history of questioning authority remains as part of who he is.

10 HE DID HAVE SUPERPOWERS

A common misconception about Hawkeye is that he has never had any superpowers. While that makes him even more impressive, considering he fights at the side of other Avengers that do have powers, it wasn’t always the case.

At one point, he was friends with Dr. Hank Pym, the man who created the Pym Particles, and he used them to get superpowers and become the superhero Goliath.

Those superpowers allowed him to grow and shrink in size, much like Ant-Man.

Pym Particles also powered up his arrows and gave him a way to sling a barrage of them in an enemy’s direction.

9 HE ROMANCED THE WASP

In the MCU, Hawkeye has never actually met Wasp. She is a relative newcomer to the movies, and the two have never crossed paths. In the comics, not only does Hawkeye know Wasp, but he also had a short romantic relationship with her.

The two did spend some time together as members of the Avengers, too. This is probably something that will never happen in the movies, though, so fans of that particular coupling should probably forget it ever happened.

Clint is married to an original character in the MCU, while Janet is still trapped in the Quantum realm.

8 HE’S ACTUALLY GOT A BAD TEMPER

Another detail about Hawkeye that the MCU fails to show to fans is his temper. In the comic books, Hawkeye is often hot-headed and quick to react in anger.

He has done some pretty despicable things in that anger, too.

In one comic story arc, Scarlet Witch accidentally altered reality. That made Hawkeye so mad that he shot her in the back with an arrow. He didn’t care that she didn’t do it on purpose.

When he learned that Daredevil was in a relationship with Black Widow, he got jealous and picked a fight with Daredevil.

That happens a lot in the comic books: Hawkeye gets angry and lashes out without thinking of the repercussions of his actions.

7 HAWKEYE IS A GIRL

As previously mentioned, Hawkeye was not always Clint Barton. Not only did Bullseye once take up the title, but another character in Marvel Comics also carried on as Hawkeye for some time: Kate Bishop.

When Clint initially met Kate, she was already adept with a bow. Hawkeye eventually left behind his Hawkeye identity to become Ronin and Kate became Hawkeye.

She and Clint worked side by side for some time, and he became a mentor to her. Kate still uses the Hawkeye name in Marvel Comics, although she and Clint decided that together, they are what makes up Hawkeye. Kate is as skilled, if not more, than Clint with a bow, swords, and other weapons.

6 HE IS MOSTLY DEAF

Something that many people don’t know about Hawkeye is that he is mostly deaf. When Hawkeye and Mockingbird went up against a villain called Crossfire, Hawkeye used a sonic arrow to stop the villain. That act damaged his eardrums and left him 80 percent deaf.

Hawkeye continued to take down bad guys, regardless of his hearing impairment. 

Clint remained hearing impaired for many years in the comic books, although his hearing was restored later by Franklin Richards, who recreated the Avengers in a new universe.

He remembered Clint Barton as someone with full hearing, so that’s how Hawkeye was reborn.

5 HE’S GOT MAD ACROBATIC SKILLS

It’s interesting how the MCU movies really downplay Hawkeye’s skills. Perhaps that’s because he has a limited amount of screen time. Maybe it’s because Marvel and Disney want to focus on his archery prowess.

Regardless of what most people think, Hawkeye is capable of so much more than just launching an arrow at an enemy with a bow. He’s also extremely acrobatic, which is why the comic book art of Hawkeye often features him jumping into the air, doing a somersault, and landing on his feet while firing his bow.

It’s likely that much of his acrobatic ability is innate, but that skill is probably the result of his early days with the circus.

4 HE’S A SKILLED FIGHTER WITHOUT A BOW AND ARROW

When it comes to Hawkeye, most people think of him as just a guy good with a bow. That’s also how he gets depicted in the Marvel movies. But Hawkeye isn’t just good at archery. He’s capable of using a variety of weapons.

Thanks to training from other superheroes, such as Captain America, he also excels at hand-to-hand combat and knows a lot about tactics and martial arts. When Hawkeye took up the title of Ronin, he showed off his skills with a katana, as well as other melee-type weapons.

Hawkeye isn’t just a one-trick pony: he can pretty much fight with whatever he can get his hands on. He can even use things in his environment as weapons, including coins, rocks, and sticks.

3 HE’S STRONGER THAN MOST ARCHERS

Hawkeye might not look it, especially in the movies, but he is much stronger than anyone realizes. In reality, the strongest of men would probably have a bow draw weight of around 70 pounds.

Hawkeye has a bow draw weight of a whopping 250 pounds. 

Maybe he looks a little scrawny when compared to Captain America, Thor ,and the Hulk, but he still has a strength that could rival theirs.

In reality, a 250-pound bow weight is highly unrealistic, but Hawkeye is a superhero, and that means that he has special abilities (or dare we even call them superpowers) that average men do not have. It’s also proof that fans should never underestimate Hawkeye.

2 HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BLACK WIDOW IS DARKER THAN MOST THINK

In the MCU films, Black Widow and Hawkeye have a sweet relationship. While it seemed like they might have romantic feelings at one point, now they are close friends. But that isn’t really the truth behind the couple.

Black Widow, aka Natasha, actually used her beguiling skills to manipulate Hawkeye into doing her bidding, which involved helping the Russians take down Iron Man. Hawkeye loved her, though, and even saved her life after Iron Man nearly eliminated her.

What did she do to thank him? She ran away. That’s not a very healthy relationship, but then again, not many of Hawkeye’s relationships are.

1 IRON MAN WAS ONCE HIS ENEMY

Before Hawkeye became an Avenger, he and Iron Man were enemies. This had a lot to do with Black Widow’s manipulating Hawkeye.

The Russians wanted to take down Iron Man, so Hawkeye spent a lot of time fighting at Black Widow’s side to do just that. Iron Man, though, proved forgiving.

Once Hawkeye approached the Avengers to clear his name, Iron Man became his sponsor on the team. After that, the two were both friends and allies.

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Underlined PSA

Figment, the recently closed writing website, has just launched (after a long delay) their long-awaited successor to figment known as Underlined, where users can post their work and receive feedback, supposedly.

DO NOT USE UNDERLINED. DO NOT POST YOUR WORK ON UNDERLINED.

Underlined’s terms and conditions contains a clause stating that the rights to all your work that you post on their website belongs to them!!!!

Underlined belongs to Penguin Random House. This is an extremely dirty trick for them to play on writers, especially young writers and children, who come to the internet to get feedback and will lose the rights to their work. Please boost!!!

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For my writing friends looking for an online writing community, DO NOT USE Underlined. 

I went to confirm @greater-than-the-sword‘s post, because seriously publishers are still pulling this garbage?  And yes, they are.  If you want to check out the full terms and conditions, have at it.  They are full of writers’ nightmares, a few of which I’ll highlight under the cut.

Be aware guys

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