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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
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Imagine a comedy-drama Hollywood film with Chris Pine, Pratt, Hemsworth and Evans as rich businessmen brothers who are called to inherit their deceased father’s multi-billion empire:

Pratt - the eldest son who left home and ran away with his trust fund money. He used to be the father’s favorite son. A divorcee with two children. Returns home jealous of Evans’ character.

Evans - the all-time favorite son of the father. He is rich and successful and is currently the COO of his father’s multi-billion business. He is expected to be CEO after his father’s death. A playboy who is actually still hung-up on a former lover who cheated on him.

Pine - mother’s favorite son. Is rich, smart and extremely successful. Almost the same as Evans’ character, but is a lot more grounded. Is engaged to his longtime girlfriend. He holds a high position in his father’s company, and is secretly hoping to be considered for the CEO position. Hard-worker. The golden boy.

Hemsworth - the under-appreciated son. The guy who settled for a simple life far away from what he was used to. Is married with three kids and owns a cute dog. Has the kindest heart. Is secretly hoping for the appreciation he’s always wanted.

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I REALLY want to film a Star Trek parody where the caption is yelling really tropey star trekkie things at the engineer who in turn just answers with real and truthful responses about mechanics. Like

Captain: how long will it take to get the warp engines back online??

Engineer: at least 2 hours

Captain: *dramatically* you've got 45 minutes

Engineer: well, okay, so it's not going to happen then, because it takes at least 2 hours

Engineer: the shield generator is offline!

Captain: Divert power from life support!

Engineer: .... why? It's broken. Putting more power in it isn't going to make it less broken. And why life support? You want us to die faster or something?

Engineer: the warp engines are offline and it is beyond our ability to repair. All we have are impulse engines now.

Captain: how long will it take to get to the nearest federation star base on impulse alone?

Engineer: 73 years.

Captain: what the fu

Engineer: Space is BIG captain! Why do I need to tell you that??

Engineer: We can’t do it, Captain! We do not have the power! Captain: We’ll harness the power of the local sun and divert it into the engine! Engineer:... Captain:...

Engineer:... Captain:... Engineer: That’s... Captain: Look, can you figure something out and just tell me that’s what you did? I just really need a win right now. Please? Engineer: I’ll try, Captain.

Doctor: the captain was seriously injured... I don't know if he will make it...

Engineer: *mockingly* hAvE yOu tRiEd DiVeRtiNg pOwEr fRoM LifE SuPpOrT???

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