I know I have followers from all over the world, so you all have varying experiences; but I just want to take the time to tell you, my followers, to do your best to stay safe during this time. It’s difficult and scary with everything going on, and easy to feel powerless. ✊🏻 Be safe, and remember that we are all in this together.

Take your time and make sure you clean everywhere.

Attention

This Brock:

with this Jack:

That is all.

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

one of the most iconic pieces of literature of our time

Idris Elba Gets Valentines Day Advice from Kids

Today on Dream Jobs

One Way to Say I Love You (Together)

Romanogers collab (ficlet by @seaductress coming soon)

After the events of Civil War, Natasha and Steve find themselves on the run, but past demons always find a way of catching up. When a particular operation gets out of control, Natasha’s riskiness nearly costs her her life and Steve finds himself saving her in more ways than one.

marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

They both look like members of a boy band.

When does this album drop?

Chris Evans  +  couch

Concept:

A movie that pits the four Chrises (Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, & Pine) against the four Toms (Hiddleston, Holland, Hardy, & Felton).

I don’t want a chance to escape. I want pancakes.

Because I couldn’t resist…this happened XD

The Send Off

Word Count: 608

A/N: I watched Jay Leno’s Garage last night… I saw The Car… This is what popped into my head.

Everything falls silent when he glances back at you with his shining blue eyes that glisten with his unshed tears. As if it’s possible, he smiles even wider and reaches out his hand for you to take. You know you’re sporting the same goofy smile you’ve been wearing since before the “I do’s.”

You pick up your skirt and hustle up to be by his side, interlocking your fingers with a light squeeze. You suddenly hear the roar of cheers and applause around you and see the bubbles floating all around. ‘It’s like a dream,’ you think to yourself. And it is. It’s your dream come to life.

You walk out of the venue and the sun has set on this long day, making the air just a bit cooler. The string lights illuminate your path to the 1976 Camaro at the end of the walkway.

Everyone’s faces are lit up from the sparklers they’re raising to you and your new husband. Husband. You finally and officially get to call him your husband, and you haven’t stopped all day. Hearing it ringing in your ears gives you goosebumps every time. ‘That’s my husband,’ you think as you take a look at Chris’s perfect smile framed by his red beard that he decided to keep for today - with no argument from you.

You let him lead you as you slow down your pace to admire how handsome he looks. His gray tux with blue and purple details couldn’t have been more perfect. He looks like something out of your many daydreams, and you’ve been lusting after him from the moment those doors opened to reveal him at the altar. The man knows how to wear a suit… but you know how to take it off, you internally joke for the nth time.

Chris turns around when he reaches the car and naturally drapes his right arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him. You look up at his profile, knowing you could stare at him for a lifetime, as your place your left arm around his broad shoulders, extending your hand to the back of his neck. He looks down at you and the tears finally start to fall from his eyes. Not all at once, just a few.

You both lean in and your lips meet in a tender kiss. Everyone is still cheering and you see the flashes from snapping photos behind your eyelids. Your lips part and he rests his forehead against yours, not opening his eyes just yet. You close your eyes again for just a moment. A moment to relish in this newlywed glow, surrounded by those you love most, in each other’s arms.

He drops his right hand and takes a step back with you, opening the door to the Camaro. You wave back at everyone and then he takes your hand to help you into the brown leather passenger seat. Once your dress is all in, he gently closes the door and shuffles around the front of the car to the driver’s side. He gives off a wave and, funny enough, a captain salute before getting into the car himself. You kiss again before looking at the road ahead.

He starts up the car and the engine roars loud into the night. He revs up a bit to add into the excitement of the crowd and the moment. You throw your head back and laugh at him. With one last glance at everyone, you wave out the window as Chris starts to drive off. You hear the cans clanking behind you as you go to celebrate your Just Married life.

@moncun omg. It’s beautiful! So well done, honey! Love it!

Aww. That was awesome.

I love this!!!

Can we just?