Drinks, you say?

@whostheblondegirl

I’m gonna invite a couple friends because drinking with handsome men always makes the booze taste better @nomadicpixel

Anyone else care to join us at the bar? 🥃🍸🍹🍺

Sounds great to me!!! @mycapt-ohcapt are you in???

I’m always up for a party, let me go grab Steve and Thor

That’s a lotta muscle, I may need some reinforcement

Damn, look over there, Steve found Bucky and they’re getting some beers. Yep, I’m way too sober for this. Girls, come look at who’s in the other corner!

@whostheblondegirl Wanna join some flip cup? (heeehee) if he drinks enough he starts to party like a bro. Oh shit! Sebastian noticed and I think he’s trying to have a showdown @nomadicpixel

Thanks, twin.

Oh look who wants to join us?

Should we let these goofs in?

I think so, they all have good laughs and dirty minds. Perfect combo in my book. @addictionmarvel @loricameback come on over! @winters-beauty is new to me but she seems like a very cool girl, welcome to the party 😁 Seb and Chris found the game system, how will we ever distract them? @nomadicpixel @whostheblondegirl @theycallmebecca

Why do they get to hog the gaming system? Hey Y'all new here but always up for a party with this rowdy bunch of people…

@winters-beauty

Well then, why don’t you just sashay on up to the bar and join us!

there’s a 2223% chance that at some point in Whedon’s Batgirl movie Bruce is going to tell Babs that as an untrained civilian she should probably not he a vigilante and she’s going to sneer “what, because I’m a GIRL?” and then mainstream media is going to shit out a dozen “Joss Whedon’s Batgirl is a win for #feminism!!!!” articles

“do you think this is a feminist movie?” ten thousand irritating entertainment reporters will ask the inoffensive 22 year old cast as Barbara

she offers a toothless smile. “I just think, you know, it’s really about girls being able to do anthing boys can do, and that’s what it’s really all about.”

there’s at least a 75% chance of a scene where she stumbles around trying to strip out of the Batgirl suit half naked. that seems too blatant, but this is the man who in the year of our lord and savior  2000 and 15 thought it was acceptable to have Bruce faceplant in Natasha’s breasts, so.

this WILL be defended as “oh my god, it’s not a male gaze thing!!! it’s awkward and relatable and making fun of how impractical those suits are, GOD. you just don’t GET IT.”

also he’s def gonna find a way to work in his weird foot thing.

Sebastian Stan as Dayton White in Logan Lucky 

This asshole

Right? are you not just super offended?

[runs down the line, slapping everyone in the face] Did you SEE this??? 👀 @ceebeetumbles @madamrogers @pleasecallmecaptain @saffreelove @svetlanaabril @redvelvetadg

please use a read more cut for fics longer than like 500 words for tHE LOVE OF GOD

Please. I’m going to get carpal tunnel from all the extra scrolling I have to do to get past a ten page fic reblog😖

Sebastian Stan + Mark Hamill aka bless the internet for making this happen

Star Wars: Episode VIII looks great

Here’s one for ya @whostheblondegirl

So @ceebeetumbles you see why I need this to be a real thing   

source

You know who needs to stop??

This beautiful asshole, God dammit Sebastian just stop… Stop being so perfect and amazing. My heart needs to actually be able to beat you know. (So fudging perfect)

SAME

Please???? I promise I’m not too much trouble

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Thank you in advance.

Are you holding out on us???

Nothing about a Civil War in the ET opener…

…I swear to Christ if I watch this dumbass show in it’s entirety to NOT get anything Civil War related, I’m gonna be pissed.

SAME.

Kudos to you for even watching. I’ll just wait for the posts!

There’s nothing, I’ve never shut my tv faster in my life. 17 minutes I will never get back.

Well, shit on that!

ET must mean… Enormous Tease

Or Enraging Tumblr.

mark hamill said that seb stan looks like he could be his son i’m gonna scream

the receipts:

Can Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan and Robert Downey JR do a carpool with James Corden please

You have no idea how much I support this.