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Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
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LIVE-ACTION SPIDER-MAN MOVIES RANKED BY SAM 1) Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Ever since I got bit by that Spider, I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal. Well, kind of normal, I guess. And that was when you found out. Because then, everyone that was in my life, that I wanted to know, knew. And it was perfect. But now everybody knows.
#peter parker peter parker and peter parker#peters parker#spider men#spider man: no way home#sm:nwh
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lockescoles

LIVE-ACTION SPIDER-MAN MOVIES RANKED BY SAM 1) Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

Ever since I got bit by that Spider, I’ve only had one week where my life has felt normal. Well, kind of normal, I guess. And that was when you found out. Because then, everyone that was in my life, that I wanted to know, knew. And it was perfect. But now everybody knows.
#peters parker#peter parker peter parker and peter parker#spider man: far from home#spider men#sm:nwh
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ruffboijuliaburnsides

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

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This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

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ruffboijuliaburnsides

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

#peter parker peter parker and peter parker#spider men#spider man#tobey maguire#andrew garfield#tom holland#peter parker
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