Put on your Sunday best. It’s time to worship at the Church of Stan. [passes around the sin tin] Welcome to Seb Sunday.

@ceebeetumbles @madamrogers @mycapt-ohcapt @pleasecallmecaptain @redvelvetadg @onetomanyknives @saffreelove @svetlanaabril @valentinesbird

💰💸💵💳 I’m making my contributions to the sin tin and adding this sexy shot if our sinammon roll to help drive in the donations… it’s for a good cause after all @loricameback @lostinspace33

Bless you Sister @mycapt-ohcapt

@onetomanyknives @saffreelove @svetlanaabril What do I even say to this?…

There are about 18 dirty jokes/ideas in my right now

18 you say, @saffreelove ?…

summarize adulthood in one gif

Reblog if you’re still emotional over Yondu:

Is That My Shirt? - Chris Evans x OFC Nicole Frasier One Shot (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/PHyCp7DVZC

Dinner with Chris Evans on a cold winter’s night could make anyone feel warm.

Written to fulfill a prompt request from @theycallmebecca  using “Is that my shirt?”

Warnings: Fluff, alcohol, language

Word Count: 1328

Swoon, dude. Fucking swoon. They’re just too sweet and cute and ugh!

Ty guys, I love the playful feeling I get when I write these two dorks like this. He’s my perfect dream man.

I'd start like a Fiction Friday for my "get rec'd" tag and reblog fic recs then, but let's be honest, I am wayyyy too irresponsible to keep that up.

Forget Election Day 2016 stress. Have something to distract you…

Thanks Cass ♡ I totally needed this after seeing my facebook feed.

i like how anthony mackie just played himself?? like he clearly went into the movie like “if i, anthony mackie, were the falcon, what would that be like? baller as hell, is the answer,” and just went with that

I’m a big fan of working out on my own. I put my headphones on and I’m pretty good at self-motivating. At the end of the day, I enjoy it. Once I’m there and once I get going, I tend to love it, and I feel good.

We tend to love it, too.

The Great Curtis Revolution

“We 

control

the engine,

we

control

the world.”

The Everett Harlem was all over my dash yesterday sooooo might as well right?

Happy Evanschess!

@prtypooper @chrisevansscruff @daisyjm75 @master-of-duct-tape @captaincorruptor @steverogersnotebook @virtualgirlfriendsan @rowdy-redhead @chrisevansisbeautiful @just-call-me-mrs-captain @jennygirl2014 @avenger-nerd-mom @harley7509 @justbethany @lillianfromaccounting @heyfrenchfreudiana @the1goddessofpink @ginabaker1666 sorry if I missed anyone!

10/10 would bang Curtis Everett.

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do with Curtis Everett.