more Marvel trash

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

Doctor Who is such an amazing piece of media because depending on your age when you watch it, you see it entirely differently

As a child, it’s the mystical timey wimey blue box show

And as an adult it’s a traumatic tale of an eldritch horror god that breaks you heart and leaves it in a ditch every other episode :)

I don’t even watch that show and I know that’s what happens lol

die girlies auf tumblr logging in after watching or reading literally any kind of media to post a deep and meaningful analysis and then type at the very end "that man shouldve been fucked to pieces tho":

he’s very tired

"He's gonna love this."

Narrator: Bones did not, in fact, love the decision made by the other two brain cells.

POWER GRID: Tony Stark

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

How I simultaneously avoid and indulge in dumb internet drama.

I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”

Wild, I too explained tumblr to someone today, and I did not refrain from saying we posted and reblogged fandom bullshit 🤣

She literally had NO frame of reference for ANY of it and I was just like “how do I even describe this site”

You can describe Tumblr as “a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts” but that doesn’t even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.

You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you’re not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don’t hear from them for days. “Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally.” The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.

You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don’t know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You’re not sure if they’re porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There’s a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.

You are on Tumblr.

This reads like a welcome to nightvale traffic report

this is the highest honor you could give. thank you

#the real favorite is all five (insp) SEBASTIAN STAN as James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes in the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (2011-2021)

“You show up, say at a birthday party, and you’re the friend of the friend. How do you react in those type of circumstances, and how is that maybe similar to what Bucky is gonna be going through?”

i’m thinking about a fictional character and i’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem