We’ve waited so long!

https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442

There’s this feeling I sometimes get watching humans do the cool things that humans have been doing for thousands of years. It makes my chest expand and my heart thud and I love it. I love this.

Absolutely brilliant

Someone who sailed this ship, tell us what they’re singing!! Don’t tell me it’s South Australia when they’ve clearly changed the chorus to Coast Of Norway/Good Old Norway or the like.

Someone on this ship, I beg you, please record this next time it’s sung. I need answers!!

Don’t worry guys he has the pizza

I just want to know where the hell you found this…

Now, that we know where the tattoo is…. we neeed PICTURES

Like a VERY CLOSE UP PICTURE 

OF CHRIS TOPLESS

Chris Evans signing after Lobby Hero - 04/11/2018

What is this look? Are we reshooting the Sabotage video?

But why does Bucky call the reader doll? Where did this originate from?? Why is that a thing?? Why is it so undeniably hot??? Why does a fic just feel wrong if Bucky doesn't say "doll" in every third sentence??? Where did this flirty Bucky Barnes staple come from????

This legit keeps me up at night.

Sebastian Stan about peanut butter (via bucky-plums-barnes)

I need fic about this, posthaste.

(via superstringtheory)

What a time to be alive.

(via d-lightfulexcess)

But how many?...🤔

There is a certain booth in a certain Denny’s haunted by the ghost of Andy Jones. His tortured soul remains barred from the afterlife lest he settle his unfinished business, an unfinished glass of Fanta. At certain times of night you can hear him. “sip”…”sip”…”sip”. But like Sisyphus and his boulder, every time Andy’s Fanta nears the bottom of the glass, a server comes by to top him off. Always tending to the refills. 24 hours a day. 7 days a week. Trapping him forever in this ether between the realms of the living and the dead.

this is both just this website’s level of surrealist humor and a great advertisement for the attentiveness of denny’s wait staff on giving free refills and I frankly dont know how to handle it

@pleasecallmecaptain @ceebeetumbles @redvelvetadg @madamrogers Why is no one asking the important question? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ANDY JONES??

@buzzfeed which is it 

@buzzfeed I need answers

My hypothesis: equally strong but different attractiveness

Clean-shaven: Looks like “the nice boy” my mother wishes I would bring home even though the creature that would meet all of her criteria is more mythical than a unicorn. Absent fame, would be carded for a purchasing alcohol past age 50.

With beard: Looks like a sixteenth century courtier ready to become a favorite favourite of even the most prudent ruler. Could easily cost his lover the crown or the head that wears it but would be so worth it.

@phdna I nominate you to investigate in person and determine the truth about this star. These other star scientists below agree you can do it. FOR SCIENCE!

@dornishjedi, this is a huge honor, but it would be irresponsible to stand by this theory without further data. Therefore, I request @jlstreck join us in our research.

I’m inclined to agree with @dornishjedi that they are both attractive af, but in different ways; however, I am certainly on board with further investigation of the matter as suggested by @phdna. I will need to bring @steverogersnotebook along for her insight’s as well. 

Personally, I’ll take Chis any way he decides to show up, but I am pretty partial to the bearded look. He’s absolutely beautiful cleanly shaven, but there’s something more rugged and dangerous looking when he’s like this ..

Of course, for the sake of science, I believe I need to meet him under both conditions and perform a thorough evaluation. 

science requires a thorough analasys

visual inspection is crucial

this smooth look

can be hard to maintain

but it’s definitely worth studying

Then you have the beard

have you seen a better beard on anyone - that ginger hue really adds dimension

look how it leads your eye and stimulates your reflexes to follow the perfect feathery curl along his cheek and jaw

which brings me to the most important part of the study

you would need to touch (and be touched)

until this can be done in person

conclusions cannot be clearly drawn

This is a very important research project for all fangirl kind. I wholeheartedly endorse funding of this groundbreaking work and am willing to donate my body to this scientific cause.

all joking aside, Sebastian Stan is out there right now in a fucking Valentino tux and we haven’t got a picture nor a clip of him? this not only offensive it’s also a sin

Wait. Why is Frank Grillo stripping? And is there more?