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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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happy valentine's day

Married, single, fake relationship au… Happy, bummed, lonely… Whatever you’re doing today, remember that: We’ll always have each other. You don’t need to be dating, married, or anything else, because we all have someone when we have each other.

So send some heart filled anons to someone who could use a smile. Tag a sweet kissy faced (or wildly nsfw 😏) gif to some of your favorite mutuals or blogs you follow. Make sure everyone has a valentine today! ❤

Nothing says “I love you” like a tumblr reblog among hundreds of people who’ve never met in real life. 😘 Am I right @always-an-evans-addict @ceebeetumbles @creideamhgradochas @madamrogers @pleasecallmecaptain @onetomanyknives @saffreelove @svetlanaabril and everyone else I want to tag but (holy shit) I should be getting ready for work right now😂

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happy valentine's day

Married, single, fake relationship au… Happy, bummed, lonely… Whatever you’re doing today, remember that: We’ll always have each other. You don’t need to be dating, married, or anything else, because we all have someone when we have each other.

So send some heart filled anons to someone who could use a smile. Tag a sweet kissy faced (or wildly nsfw 😏) gif to some of your favorite mutuals or blogs you follow. Make sure everyone has a valentine today! ❤

Nothing says “I love you” like a tumblr reblog among hundreds of people who’ve never met in real life. 😘 Am I right @always-an-evans-addict @ceebeetumbles @creideamhgradochas @madamrogers @pleasecallmecaptain @onetomanyknives @saffreelove @svetlanaabril and everyone else I want to tag but (holy shit) I should be getting ready for work right now😂

Annual reblog, reminding you I’m still here and to share the love.

Be good to each other! Mwah!

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happy valentine's day

Married, single, fake relationship au… Happy, bummed, lonely… Whatever you’re doing today, remember that: We’ll always have each other. You don’t need to be dating, married, or anything else, because we all have someone when we have each other.

So send some heart filled anons to someone who could use a smile. Tag a sweet kissy faced (or wildly nsfw 😏) gif to some of your favorite mutuals or blogs you follow. Make sure everyone has a valentine today! ❤

Nothing says “I love you” like a tumblr reblog among hundreds of people who’ve never met in real life. 😘 Am I right @always-an-evans-addict @ceebeetumbles @creideamhgradochas @madamrogers @pleasecallmecaptain @onetomanyknives @saffreelove @svetlanaabril and everyone else I want to tag but (holy shit) I should be getting ready for work right now😂

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🎄Merry Christmas🎄

Thank you to everyone who checked out this year’s Five Days of Ficmas! Your reblogs, likes, and comments have made my Christmas. And I hope you all are having a wonderful holiday.

In case you haven’t read this year’s fics, here’s what you missed...

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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad’s side of my parents’ bed

In my parents’ closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister’s stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn’t seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it’s always followed with a very loud “FUCKING BARRY!!!!!”

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Update:

He found his way into my sister’s room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

Tis The Season

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