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@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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dacreskars

I like big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boy with the bow tie

Get your nails did

Let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don't discriminate

Well said . 👏👏👏👏😍💙🙋🏻‍♀️👍

I need a minute. This post gave me flashbacks to evanschess Wednesdays

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EvansChess- Sweaters

What is EvansChess?

When i first joined tumblr, first entered the Evans fandom, an amazing group of ladies (many of them founders of @tsfrce) posted EvansChess on Wednesdays. The idea was to start a theme, and each new ‘player’ would add a photo to top the one before, trying to ‘kill’ all the players- was it hot enough? Send you running for a shower? You get the idea…

Sweater porn was my entry into the fandom. If this place is gonna go up in flames by December 17, let’s go out in style!

Today’s Wednesday EvansChess challenge is SWEATERS!

Anyone can play, add a photo! Tag friends!

But Chris has to be wearing a SWEATER in your photo or gif!

Tagging some original players-

@lillianfromaccounting @captaincorruptor @masters-of-duct-tape @virtualgirlfriendsan @violetspike @jennygirl2014 @moncun @devikafernando @evansrogerskitten

***why can’t i tag anybody????

***why can’t i add gifs???

Happy to play, thanks for the tag @katiew1973 two of my panty melting looks have got to be:

But also when he’s a gentleman

Or maybe 🤨

Then again, you can’t go wrong with a quality cardigan

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nomadicpixel

Took me forever to find this post thanks to Tumblr being Dumblr.

Thank you for tagging me @mycapt-ohcapt . This is my first evanschess.

I love that he was so polite at the table when he was on Chelsea.

This smile tho…

But clearly, hes still one big kid. And I adore that about him.

But this one…this one makes me think of ways to keep warm on a cold winters day:

Haven’t played in for-ev-er! Thank you @nomadicpixel 😘

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suit & tie

Suit and Tie   By Justin Timberlake

A suit porn submission for your evanschess consideration. Happy evanschess!

And as long as I got my suit and tie

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I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight

And you got fixed up to the nines

Let me show you a few things

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All pressed up in black and white

And you dressed in that dress I like

Love is swinging in the air tonight

Let me show you a few things

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Let me show you a few things

Show you a few things about love

Now we’re in the swing of love

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Marvin Gaye

by: charlie puth w/ meghan trainor

happy evanschess!

We got this king size to ourselves

Don’t have to share with no one else

Don’t keep your secrets to yourself

It’s Kama Sutra show and tell

Yeah, whoa

There’s loving in your eyes

That pulls me closer

It’s so subtle I’m in trouble

But I’d love to be in trouble with you

Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on

You got the healing that I want

Just like they say it in the song

Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on

You got to give it up to me

I’m screaming mercy, mercy please

Just like they say it in the song

Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on

My first, and probably only, move in Evanschess.

Seriously! How do you guys have time for all these great plays every week??

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If You Want It to Be Good Girl (evanschess)

I’m in a BSB mood this morning and it’s Wednesday, so here’s an Evanschess lyrics post for ya. I’m sure this song has been done before, but I don’t care? (very long post, so I cut it halfway down)  Happy hump day!

If you want it to be good girl, get yourself a bad boy

If you want it to be wild, gotta know just who to dial baby (that’s me)

If you really like it hot, find someone who hits the spot honey (oh yes)

Get it like it could be, would be, yeah like it should be

Oh my gahhhd!! It’s back!

Bless you @lillianfromaccounting for thinking of poor lil me.

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suit & tie

Suit and Tie   By Justin Timberlake

A suit porn submission for your evanschess consideration. Happy evanschess!

And as long as I got my suit and tie

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I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight

And you got fixed up to the nines

Let me show you a few things

image

All pressed up in black and white

And you dressed in that dress I like

Love is swinging in the air tonight

Let me show you a few things

image

Let me show you a few things

Show you a few things about love

Now we’re in the swing of love

Found this again looking for something else and thought some of you might appreciate seeing this. Man I miss evanschess😢

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Just Breathe

Oh, this is way beyond the physical 

Tonight, my senses don’t make sense at all

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Our imagination, taking us to places

We have never been before

Take me in, let it out

Don’t even need to touch me

Baby, just

Breathe on me, yeah, oh baby

Just, breathe on me.

We don’t need to touch, just

Breathe on me, oh baby

Just, breathe on me 

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We don’t need to touch

Just breathe

Monogamy is the way to go

Just put your lips together and blow

Happy EvansChess Wednesday! 

FIRST EVANSCHESS OF 2016! WOOT!!

I know I’ve been absent the past few weeks and I sincerely apologize. The holidays were pretty hectic and I had family in from Michigan.Anywho, I hope that everyone had a fantastic time during the holidays! I decided to go with Black & Whites today, it’s a fave. Much love everyone! Have a great HUMP DAY!

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My Eyes (are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you)

by: Blake Shelton    Happy Evanschess!

Those high heels with that sun dress Turquoise heart hanging ‘round your neck Red lips like wine, wanna drink 'em up And keep on drinkin’ 'til you make me drunk

Tied up hair, wanna let it down And just let the rest fall to the ground You take beautiful to the max Can’t help myself when you look like that

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, girl the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, love the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

There’s a million stars dancing in the sky A picture perfect moon so bright But I don’t care, I’m looking at you From where I stand you can beat the view

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, girl the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, love the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

My eyes have seen Some amazing things But girl, my eyes ain’t seen Nothing quite like you, hey baby

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, girl the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

Come a little closer, come a little closer Come a little closer, love the way you look tonight My eyes are the only thing I don’t wanna take off of you

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You Look So Fine - A one shot in picture and song

Trying something new to me.  I had an idea for pics of Chris Evans set to the hauntingly beautiful song “You Look So Fine” by Garbage.  Hope you like it!

You look so fine… I want to break your heart.. And give you mine… You’re taking me over….

It’s so insane…You’ve got me tethered and chained….. I hear your name….And I’m falling over

I’m not like all of the other girls….I can’t take it like the other girls….I won’t share it like the other girls…That you used to know…..

You look so fine….

Knocked down….Cried out….Been down just to find out….I’m through living for you….

I’m open wide…..I want to take you home…We’re wasting time… You’re the only one for me…

You look so fine….I’m like the desert tonight…..Leave her behind….If you want to show me….

I’m not like all of the other girls….I can’t take it like the other girls…..I won’t fake it like the other girls….That you used to know…..

You’re taking me over….Over and Over….I’m falling over….Over and over…

Loving me one more time….Hide inside me tonight…Do what you want to do….Just pretend happy end….Let me know…Let it show….Ending with letting go…Lets pretend….Happy end….

@mycapt-ohcapt you should tag this evanschess and now it’s part of why I love Wednesdays. Great job, babe! @pleasecallmecaptain @madamrogers @redvelvetadg @lillianfromaccounting @master-of-duct-tape @always-an-evans-addict @jlstreck @captaincorruptor It’s been so long I don’t remember who else to tag anymore, but I need this in my life again😍

I know it's early for evanschess, but I didn't want to ignore it til tomorrow or forget it😂

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Lyrics Post (Not a Bad Thing - explicit)

Said all I want from you is to see you tomorrow And every tomorrow, maybe you’ll let me borrow your heart

And is it too much to ask for every Sunday While we at it throw in every other day to start

Now how about I’d be the last voice you hear at night? And every other night for the rest of the nights that there are

Every morning I just wanna see you staring back at me ‘Cause I know that’s a good place to start

I know people make promises all the time Then they turn right around and break them

And someone cuts your heart open with a knife, now you’re bleeding But you know, I could be that guy to heal it over time

And I won’t stop until you believe it Cause baby you’re worth it

No I won’t fill your mind, with broken promises, and waste your time

And if you fall, you’ll always land right in these arms These arms of mine

So don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me Cause you might fuck around and find your dreams come true, with me

Spend all your time and your money just to find out that my love was free So don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me, me

It’s not a bad thing to fall in love with me, me Not such a bad thing to fall in love with me

Inspiration: Justin Timberlake’s Not a Bad Thing

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Evans Chess (Colin Shea Christmas)

I don’t want a lot for Christmas This is all I’m asking for

I just wanna see my baby Standing right outside my door

I just want you for my own More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true Baby all I want for Christmas is you

Happy Evans Chess! and Merry Chris-mas (eve eve) to those who celebrate! (someone feel free to add the other verses; I didn’t want to make this post too long)

I forgot I made this post last year. Merry Christmas!

@lillianfromaccounting bless you😍 Can you add me to the evanschess tag list? Somehow I've disappeared from the tags and Wednesdays just aren't the same without it😢 @pleasecallmecaptain @madamrogers @redvelvetadg loooook

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EvansChess (This Town)

Waking up to kiss you and nobody’s there

The smell of your perfume still stuck in the air

It’s hard

Holy shit @lillianfromaccounting! This is, no lie, probably the most perfect setup of gifs I have ever seen👀 [smacks your arm] @pleasecallmecaptain @madamrogers @redvelvetadg girls! Look at this!!

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