whostheblondegirl reblogged
The Fur-lowship for the Ring, featuring the Bastard Trio.
whostheblondegirl reblogged
ok the whole thing where winona ryder was talking about how she “married” keanu reeves for a movie and then was like “fuck wait was that legally binding” lowkey makes me wanna do a plot with two actors (BOTH 35+ PLZ) who did a movie years and years and years ago where their characters got married and signed their marriage certificate onscreen and the director, ever the stickler for realism, had a real priest do the ceremony and used a real certificate, and as a joke the actors signed their real names because “hahahahahahahahaha there’s no way this is legally binding, we’re just bros” except fast forward a couple decades and GUESS WHAT
(bonus points: the entire media assumes they’re dating and this is. NOT. HELPING.)
(bonus bonus points: one or both of them is going through a very messy very public breakup when this comes out)
(bonus bonus bonus points: they find out because one of them is engaged and went to get the license and whoever looked up their records was like “uhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH…”)
Whoever writes this must tag me!
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Never knew I needed a random, Chaplin-esque silent film of Sebastian Stan roaming through an airport and being overly delighted by his fancy-schmancy plane accommodations until it was actually presented to me.
it all makes sense now…
Behold! The sexy Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park Funko you’ve always wanted.
whostheblondegirl reblogged
so in one of the IW movies, i need a scene where gamora is pointing a gun at steve’s crotch. bonus if heimdall’s also in the room.
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Image credit to: https://northernballet.com/
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Steve Rogers + the black stealth suit
@mycapt-ohcapt it comes in black???😳
#[gasp!]#oh my god yes#who do i have to pay?#i'd give my left arm#i never knew i needed this#but now#gimme gimme gimme#[grabby hands]#i can't help myself#i want this to be a thing#i need this to be a thing#thirsty af#for the#stealth suit#the thirst is real#steve rogers#captain america#uniform porn#man crush everyday#thirsty thursday#tagsave#lll
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Anonymous asked:
I KNOW. Draw Bucky comforting Steve (Dennys) about his penis!!!!
dennis comforted by moustache!seb stan
@ceebeetumbles @pleasecallmecaptain @mycapt-ohcapt @saffreelove @svetlanaabril I can't stop laughing😂
whostheblondegirl reblogged
I might have gotten a little carried away with these…..
Caaaaaaass! It got so much worse/better! @cee 
#oh my god yes#i didn't know i needed this#but now#[fans self aggressively]#jesus fucking christ#the mind does wander#sebastian stan#naughty boy#i have about 12 inappropriate thoughts about him every day#and now this?#take me to church#wait#that's not helping either#god damn him#and his sexy mf ass#making me think these thoughts#making me come undone#tagsave#xx#tagrescue
whostheblondegirl reblogged
take my money
Aw god damn it! Now I have to buy a frickin’ PlayStation??
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Is there a superhero you wanted to be when you were young? I think I wanted to be Han Solo.
I am onboard and agree with all your tags @pleasecallmecaptain
whostheblondegirl reblogged
brucebanners-deactivated2019042
He’s fast. Strong. Had a metal arm.
Modern Carter-Rogers family.
@pleasecallmecaptain loooook!😃
whostheblondegirl reblogged
I know it sounds like I want steve rogers dead, but it’s really just so I can see sebastian stan ugly cry on a theater screen
Wow o_0 I didn't know I needed that, but I get it.
whostheblondegirl reblogged
Marvel should make a movie about Stan Lee, and have all the superheroes he helped create make a cameo in the film.