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more Marvel trash

@whostheblondegirl / whostheblondegirl.tumblr.com

Hopelessly obsessed w/ Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (Sebastian Stan & Chris Evans),
endlessly bothered by Frank Grillo. Geek for others in my free time,
occasional DC fan, & other misc. part-time problems. [18+nsfw]
Legitimate business front for whostheblondegirlwriting.
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hawt-me33

Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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my-reylo

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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jupiter235

This gets better every time I see it. 

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

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it-is-bugs

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

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teaganvamp

This just gets better..

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

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hangingfire

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

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marianagmt

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

And it reached its epic conclusion

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meleedamage
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natellaxox

Bahahahahah

Success!!

wrthyofluv

This post gets better every time I see it.

Same here. 😂

I love the “it’s going to be messy” gif way too much.

Dead.

Sorry not sorry.

Tumblr filtered out my own post because someone tagged NSFW. I’m happy. 😊

I’m fucking dying you bitches 😂

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Marvel if you’re watching, consider this my résumé

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weesta

*wipes a tear* This is a thing of beauty!

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stpndsbdss

If I don’t reblog this, please assume I’ve been rendered to a black site by the US government. 

Truly a masterpiece

A smile never left my face.

YESSS This is the best thing I have seen in a while! 

absolutely incredible!

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#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

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stravaganza

I have

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no idea

what you’re

talking about

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i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

seb’s the weird cousin

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

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itsanerdlife

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Can’t forget the newest recruit! 

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phoenix-173
Anonymous asked:

Is the Bucky/Thor ship called Arm & Hammer?

meleedamage

Since Bucky’s arm is full of lube, I’m voting for Grease Lightning.

Scrolling down, I thought "This can't get any better". ...but then it did.

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“His Violent Feelings” - [ WiNe - One shot: John Wick/Jonathan Pine].

Summary: John and the woman he works and sleeps with, stay at the hotel Jonathan Pine, her friend and former lover, works at. John gets very jealous when she receives a friendly text from him.

Written by: A.Wölf.

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This warm welcome to Switzerland got me in trouble.

John and I step into the elevator with our travel bags over our shoulders. He stands right next to me and leans forward to press a button that will take us up to our desired floor. As soon as he does, he straightens up his posture again and glances down at me, and I know what he’s thinking. I see him out of the corner of my eye, staring, and I fidget because the elevator music’s making me even more anxious.

John expects me to say something about the hotel night manager, Jonathan Pine, after the way he smiled at me when we arrived and forgot he was working to go around the reception desk and pull me into a tight embrace. He wants me to talk about it first so he doesn’t have to get it out of me. But deep down, John knows that he doesn’t really want to know.

Pine is my friend. A colleague and sporadic lover in the past, nothing else.

The doors finally open and we walk out in silence towards our room.

We’ve left our things on the floor and taken off our jackets.

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Can you do a Chris and Seb head cannon about road trips? I have massive fantasies of jamming in the car with them. Thanks, I love your writing and your blog!

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You say you like road trips?  Well guess what?  So does Chris!  He loves them.  He loves to just take that time to be with you and his dog and seeing America.  He would literally stop at every road side stall and attraction on the way.  Buying fresh fruit and looking at alien corpses.  You’d have the music cranked up.  Either classic rock or Disney tunes and you’d just be singing along at the top of your lungs.  For Chris the road trip to the place you’re going is as big a part of the fun as the actual destination.

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Sebastian is a little more impatient.  He doesn’t like being cooped up in the car.  He’d like playing car games to get his mind off it.  I mean obviously punch buggy.  But also eye spy.  The number plate game.  Yellow car.  He’d also get handsy, just out of sheer boredom.  He’d keep stroking his hands up your thighs.  On a straight bit of highway he’d even finger you if you let him.  He’d be down for road head, but he wouldn’t suggest it.

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Why do I find it funny that this winter storm that’s arriving tomorrow is named Chris?

I just picture Chris Evans and a lot of snow

I didn’t realized the storm was named Chris. Well, I guess a lot of us are getting our wishes of Chris arriving at our doorsteps full force! 😂😂😂

@lillianfromaccounting I know one of the local channels here in CT is calling it winter storm Chris but the weather channel is calling it something else which I’ve never understood.

AHEM

The naming of winter storms is some bullshit propaganda created by the weather channel to whip people into a frenzy about a little snow. They are made up with no authority, so they might vary.

In contrast, your friendly neighborhood federal weather geeks at the National Weather Service come up with hurricane names, and they have rules to follow when they do so.

NWS forecasts are a federal service paid for by you tax dollars, established to advise the public of safety and property damage risks as well as to develop new technology for predicting the weather.

The Weather Channel, accuweather, etc are attempts to monetize and profit off information that’s available for free.

This has been a lesson in private vs Federal services.

I knew this. It doesn’t make my snow storm sex puns in my previous tags any less funny. 😝

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musicalninja

I’m surprised no one said anything about Chris coming for everyone and all the white stuff and how it’s almost valentines day….come on, someone help me out

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