more Marvel trash

Michael Keaton & Kim Basinger as Bruce Wayne & Vicki Vale

THE BATMAN (2022) | dir. Matt Reeves

hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn

he already has back issues and hes committed to being a campy cunt.... give him the good boots.

Bruce: Robin, this is Superman

Clark: hello! it’s a pleasure to meet-

Robin!Dick: Can you throw me?

Clark: I’m sorry what?

Robin!Dick: I said can you throw me with all your strength into the sky!

Clark: No?!? Why?!? You would die!

Robin!Dick: I won’t die I’m built different!!!! Throw me!! I wanna taste the clouds and see how many flips I can do!!

Bruce: *long dad sigh*

Clark: clouds just taste like water!

Robin!Dick: Sounds like something someone might say if they wanted all the tasty clouds to themselves!

Clark: What?!?

Years Later

Dick: Uncle Clark?

Clark: No, I will not.

Dick: >:(

BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES | Harley's Holiday

Requested by anon

The Batman (2022)

October 31st

"You're fast." Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) Dir. Zack Snyder

Bruce googling “Top Ten Clues Your Teammates Know Your Secret Identity” There was that post going around about members of the justice league playing “fuck, marry, kill” with Bruce Wayne in the mix, and, well.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) | Dir. Zack Snyder Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)  | Dir. Zack Snyder

Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton

Funniest possible stance for Brucie Wayne to publically take is a firmly-rooted belief that Batman doesn't exist.

"I've never once been rescued by this so-called hero and I've been kidnapped 14 times already this year."

"Why would the police summon him with a giant lantern? Wouldn't that make more sense for Mothman?"

"I know what you can do with Photoshop, these doctored pictures can't fool me! Tim's a whiz with photos, have you seen his latest exhibit..?"

"Vigilantism is illegal, you can't do that."

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) dir. Eric Radomski & Bruce Timm

This was Kevin Conroy’s favorite scene he ever did as Bruce.

Bruce saying “I didn’t count on being happy”

Just

NO MY HEART ;-;

BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES — S01E37 “Terror in the Sky”