more Marvel trash

make me choose → @joeteague asked bruised/bloody Joe or Frank

Chapters: 37/? Characters: James “Bucky” Barnes, Original Female Character, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, Brock Rumlow, Nick Fury, Sam Wilson, Jack Rollins, Original Characters Additional Tags: Explicit Language, Canon-Typical Violence, Weapons, Fighting, Injury, references to violence, References to Torture, Drinking, Action, Action/Adventure Summary: Allison Addams, STRIKE Operator, “died” when Insight 01 crashed into Tower B of the Triskelion and SHIELD fell. In the wind, and with no one to trust, Allison’s self-assigned mission is to discover HYDRA’s secrets and take them down. And, if she can, find the love of her life and save the life of a new, unlikely ally.

Listen Allison, I know you love him but Brock is being a douche. And an even bigger one than you know. Speaking of douches…here’s Rollins. Ok, I love that she’s still sassy, even when she’s about to get tortured. AH, she’s such a mother f’n badass in this elevator scene! HOLY SHIT. That whole action scene was AMAZEBALLS. 

I have a favorite tag for guys who make bad look good, like Brock and Jack 😘

Murder Strut Boyfriends™

@redvelvetadg @pleasecallmecaptain @madamrogers @ceebeetumbles

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

This would work on me