Sometimes I feel like we were robbed of seeing Natasha, Laura, Clint and Hill being awesome SHIELD agents before the Avengers.

GUYS HE DID ANOTHER ONE ( mateusward )

Phase 4 looks amaaaazing!

me, disliking marvel and wishing they would Stop but also recognizing that i have an unhealthy emotional attachment to many of the mcu characters and at this point probably couldn’t handle living in a world where marvel wasn’t churning out 3+ movies per year

This is so real for me 😍

here’s how captain america 3 can still happen

Despite the rising chatter and the music, she could hear Steve’s exclamation of “Oh, come on!” from halfway across the room.

“No, you come on!” she called back, mock-indignant. She elbowed her way through the crowd and over to him, and stood there looking demure - or rather, as demure as it was possible to look with that much decolletage. 

“Are you kidding me?”

Peggy set her handbag down on the bar. “You said to wear something red.”

“I didn’t say wear - something that’s gonna give me a heart attack!”

“I thought that was implied,” she said cheekily.

doctor doctor

from Reddit

this is too perfect

I definitely believe that in the first couple of months Sam forgets the cap shield like 97% of the time when he goes on missions so Bucky installs one of those mega magnet things on it and when Sam flies off from the roof Bucky just fucking chucks the shield at his back and watches stoically as it latches onto a wing and Sam kinda plummets toward his death but levels out every time and shoots a tired thumbs up back toward Bucky

via stovenrogers on twitter

i was going to do an office quote as winterhawk (”everything he does is sexy. the man exudes sex.” *cut to character doing something mildly concerning and undoubtedly gross*) but i couldn’t decide who was who because they’re both hopeless idiots

Clint: *stares off into space holding a bucket of cheeseballs*

Bucky: *rolls up in convertible wearing sunglasses, lady gaga playing in the background* it’s britney, bitch

Bucky: I have flaws. What are they? Sometimes I sing in the shower. I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.

Clint: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

Clint, lying on the floor, thinking about bucky’s ass and how he saved another kid today: big butt……bigger heart

Clint: And then my handsome husband…

Bucky: Which would ideally be me…

Clint: Would bring me a coffee.

Bucky: Stop. I’m a barista in your fantasy?

Clint: Bucky and I are– *looks at smudged writing on hand* –soup snakes. And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to… That doesn’t make any sense. We’re soul mates.

Bucky, watching Clint trying to suck the spilled coffee out of his shirt: I mean I’m not a slut but who knows

Bucky: *ties hair up in a bun*

Clint, looking into camera: Lord, beer me strength

Clint: Bros before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They’ve got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told him he was the only ho for you. And that he was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then, suddenly he is not your ho no mo.

Bucky: For the last time, I’m sorry I ate your pizza

Clint: Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go.

Bucky:

Clint: ‘Cause of your butt.

Clint: I just wanna be friends.

Clint: Plus a little extra. 

Bucky:

Clint: Also I love you

Bucky: I’m in love, I was hit by cupid’s sparrow. Funny little bird, but he gets the job done.

Clint:

Clint: I hate you

Bucky: Men are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

Clint: I have some concerns

Reasons why Buckynat should be canon in the MCU:

marvel’s tv shows would be a lot better if they would stop trying to make them super dramatic and instead made them comedies that happen to be about superheroes. like @ marvel, recast clint barton and give him superhero show with a setup similar to parks and rec or the office and i guarantee you’ll get better tv ratings.

kate: dude you’re shaking, how much coffee did you drink today

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

clint: this is my 27th cup

literally anyone: [talks about how clint should drink more water and take more vitamins and generally try to take better care of himself]

clint: [looks into the camera and then turns off his hearing aid]

Can’t wait for the SamBucky show