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Anonymous asked:

lbr the batkids made the most Iconic vines

Including,,,,

‘Work It Like A Wayne’ aka the famous Wayne dance

'worth it’ which has Jason shouting off screen “gimme that beat” and Tim playing with the ming vases with chopsticks and breaking not the chopsticks but the vASES and his face just goes completely w h i t e

'🐴’ which is an upward view of Cass looking down at the camera while Bruce and Dick are screaming at each other and she just says ’………………….peanut butter’ all soft and innocent

'he DED!!!!!’ a vine by Tim in which Jason is like “hey Damian knock knock” “Todd if you say another word I’ll make you swallow your tongue so hard you’ll have to rip it out of your ass” [Bruce’s voice clapping like thunder in the background] “WHAT did you JUST SAY–”

'i didn’t raise him this way 😥’ a slow panning of Bruce’s outfit–ending with sandals with socks

A vine in which Jason and Dick are arguing over who would win, Godzilla or a giant pelican

'British roasting’ in which Tim is like “hey Alf say hi to my friends on vine” and Alfred doesn’t look up to reply “I don’t support imaginary beings, Master Tim” and Tim bursts out laughing

Dick doing a bunch of flips and tricks and at the end he throws his flip flops in the air and smiles at the camera. you hear this crackling sound and then a blur of the chandelier and a CRASH

a close up of Bruce with road rage on the Gotham main line, growling “if we can get through the tragedy of Harambe we can get through this goddamn light”

'🐶🐱👩🏻’ in which Cass is talking and Titus sneezes, Alfred the cat sneezes, and Cass sneezes one right after the other

Dick behind the phone while Jason and Barbara are grocery shopping, ending with Barbara snapping, “go lay down in the liquor department then, because you’re a WINE-er” and Jason WHIPPING around just absolutely furious at being taken down by a pun and Dick’s whispering “oooooooohhhhhhhh”

a vine in which Damian is at the doctor’s office and taking a video of the turtles swimming around while soft harp music plays

Stephanie’s 'interview with ___ Wayne’ in which she sits down and asks a Wayne family member a question. The most famous one is her sitting down next to Bruce while he’s barely awake and eating eggs and going “hey Bruce” “mmmrgh” “did you know you’re a whore” and he just. Looks at her. with these pale dead eyes all bloodshot and there’s some scrambled eggs on his collar and she zooms in on his face in the complete resulting silence

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Hermes, a god: No mortal eyes can comprehend me, I am beyond their abilities to-- Wally, a human, coming in with snacks: o hi Hermes a;sdlkfj; I love it when comics gently make fun of trying to take themselves too seriously.

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Jason: Don't worry, I'll pay.
Bruce: *suspicious* How do you have that much cash on you?
Jason: I work with people.
Bruce: Jason...son. Are you a gigolo?
Jason: What the--NO! I'm a drug lord!
Bruce: *relieved* Oh thank God.
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I personally hc that Damian looks much more like his mother than Bruce as he grows older. As a little boy he resembles his father enough that there is little doubt that he is Bruce’s son, but he grows lean and sharp.

People who run in the same affluent but shady circles recognize it as he grows older. A smile and a raised brow and suddenly they’re like “Marge.” “I know.” “Did you see–” “I know.” “Bruce Wayne and–” “Shhhh! And I know.” “Wow.” “I know.”

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Bruce: You are not capable of being a Gotham vigilante and I will not train you. Do not attempt to patrol.
Stephanie Brown: But consider this...you're not my dad
Bruce: *softly* Damn
Tim:
Tim:
Tim: That's--that's it? You're not going to do anything?
Stephanie, shrugging: He can't tell me what to do
Bruce: *shaking head* She's right, I'm not her dad
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Dick and the Difference of Birth Order

Dick about Jason: “He’s my little brother”

(Screen cuts to Dick throwing a chair at Jason then slapping him into the pool)

Dick about Tim: “He’s my kid brother”

(Interspersed hair ruffles and kicking Tim’s ankles while he tries to go down the stairs)

Dick about Damian: “He’s my baby brother”

(Gives Damian his old gameboy and sneaking in take-out food for him)

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More on the Batkids

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ashoss

had some talks abt jaybin today and really needed to draw him…

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I know I said I’d get to the ask submission but I lied sorry…SOOOO here are some more Damian and parents plus others as drawn from big cat photos 💕💕💕 I had to give Jon those slippers idk why but yes he totally went on patrol with them.

I think I’ll do some redraws of panels again sometime soon or a second wing au what do y’all think I should do?

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Gotham City Subway

The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.

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