Would love to know more about your #13 WIP!
Oh god #13 — okay, so, ‘(yeah it’s true) all i wanna do is talk about you’ is entirely about the Falconers signing a new/old hotshot player who’s wife immediately puts herself in competition with media-darling Bitty. What starts off as innocent backbiting turns into, like, anonymous complaints to the adoption agency Jack and Bitty are using. Also greatly inspired by UK footballer drama.
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“You know I’m going to be fat when I retire because of you,” Jack chides, snatching a white fudge, falcon-shaped cake pop from the stand as Eric tries to swat him away. “Hope you’re ready.”
“Ready? I’m expecting it.”
After seven years, Eric is old hat at welcoming the newest Falconers and their respective partners. The first Family Skate of the season is populated with elaborate desserts and dishes right out of Eric’s cookbooks. He spends days in the kitchen perfecting cake pops and truffles in the shape of the Falconer’s mascot, sweet and savory hand pies, gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, and vegan options, he puts his whole heart into every season, even personalizing care packages for each new family. All of it a love letter to the Falconers, and, unsurprisingly, to his husband.
However, as Eric stares down the folding table near the arena entrance, there’s an unease he hasn’t felt since his first Family Skate, when a still-closeted Jack had introduced Eric to his teammates for the first time.
“There’s usually one every season,” Carrie sighs from behind Eric. “We’ve been lucky, but with all this young blood, we’re long overdue for a bitch.”
Eric turns away from his shame to find Carrie, Gabbie, and Vanessa showing varying levels of discomfort as they stare down the lone gift basket; the hang tag bearing ‘David and Emily Grant’ in Eric’s swooping hand, courtesy of a recent calligraphy class taken with the ladies — also, Guy, surprisingly.
“No need to be crass,” Eric defends. “Maybe they just missed it.”
“Nope.” Vanessa shakes her head, causing the arena lights to catch on her new diamond earrings. “She was on Real Housewives of Vegas when Grant had the C before Parson dethroned him. She’s been chasing that high ever since.”
“That doesn’t mean she’s going to be a problem. I haven’t even talked to her yet.” Eric understands the issue the moment the words leave his mouth. “Oh.”
“Three A’s, no C,” Gabbie cautions. “Which means there’s a prize to be won.”
“God, do you remember when Cavanaugh signed? His girlfriend was nuts, walked around here like he was the next Crosby.”
“Did she talk to any of you?” Eric asks, trying not to worry he’s the odd man out, figuratively and literally. “Emily? Did she say anything?”
The women fall quiet and Eric exhales slowly.
“Ah, well, guess I need to go on a full charm offensive, then.”
“No, you need to stay the hell out of her way.” Carrie insists. “She’s looking for a rival and you’re the only one of us with real star power. No offense, we’re all great, but you’re . . . you.”
“And Jack’s got an A.” Vanessa chides.
“I’ve never not been able to make someone like me,” Eric says, only to immediately remind himself of Whiskey’s standoffishness. “I’ll just need to step up my game, that’s all.”
Ashley, pushing her stroller past, slows her stride when she hears the content of the conversation. “Are you talking about Grant?”
“We aren’t talking about anyone,” Eric says diplomatically. “Emily just forgot her gift basket.”
“Oooo, word of advice,” Ashley says, keeping her voice low. “Don’t let any of this get back to the guys. WAG feuds can get you traded. That’s what happened to Victoria Rawlins last season, you know, with the Caps? She got into it with the owner’s wife and her husband got knocked down to a farm team. Can you imagine an argument about breastfeeding versus formula costing a career? My god.”
“That’s what happened? Jack said he was — Okay, okay, never mind, warning received,” Eric flits his hands to settle the conversation. “Now, I need everyone to remember that the adoption work interview for Jack is in a few weeks and I’ll give updates when I know it’s coming for sure, but please tell your men to not joke about our sex life, or anything, actually.”
“Eric, please,” Gabby smiles. “No one is going to fuck this up for you.”