Speaking of gojo’s farts…if he is the strongest that means his farts are so loud and massive….
Oh god please this Gojo farting is making me laugh so hard. It literally took me weeks until I was able to look at this without breaking down.
(And yes)
✨Gojo Satoru headcanons: Fart edition
• Gojo Satoru once ate a whole pot of Ijichi’s homemade bean stew before a mission.
•Gojo Satoru let out a small toot in the car and burnt the seat.
• Gojo Satoru used his farts to soar up in the air while fighting the curse.
• Gojo Satoru lifted up his one leg for extra momentum and ripped the loudest, most asshole-puckering and moist fart that killed the curse in mere seconds.
• Gojo Satoru had to buy new underwear and pants.
• Gojo Satoru never ate Ijichi’s homemade bean stew ever again.
• Gojo Satoru proved that day he was truly the strongest in every aspect, even when it came to flatulence.