Dad!Sanemi x male reader
This was requested and I lowkey find myself loving the idea of Sanemi with a man s/o because tbh he seems too exasperated with most women (and men too tbh).
But I headcanon that he falls in love with a man who’s gentle and kind, but also firm and puts Sanemi in his place.
The fact that he found men attractive didn’t really bother him, he’d never cared about what people thought about him. Surprisingly to him, everyone seemed to take the news of his choice of mate well.
“Hey, not that I care, but why the fuck was everyone so chill and not-surprised when I introduced you as my husband?”
Sanemi turns to his s/o with a pouty expression, his hand tightening slightly as he holds his spouse’s.
“Well, Sanemi… you kind of give off a certain vibe…” his s/o trails off, ignoring the glaring sideglance. Instead he stops in his step, playfully twirl Sanemi around and pull him into his chest — causing a blush to spread out on the wind hashira’s face.
“Now listen here you jackass, don’t go fucking twirling me around like some damsel or imma,” Sanemi’s words are cut short by his husbands lips and despite himself, Sanemi returns the kiss with a sigh of exasperation.
“I’m not listening when you curse like that.” His s/o laughs heartily and clasp his hand with Sanemi’s again as they make their way back home.
At home, where their very energetic daughter awaits her fathers. Despite her not sharing any DNA with her parents, Sanemi somehow still managed to make her into a spitting image of himself.
And Sanemi (a self-proclaimed expert at handling children because of his past), thinks he’s clearly the “paternal role” has unconsciously taken the more “maternal role”, to his s/o’s amusement.
“Sanemi, my love… are you baking again?”
The man in question, currently holding his daughter on his hip with one arm while simultaneously stirring a batter with the other turns around to greet his husband with a smile only a few get to see.
“She wanted cinnamon rolls AND cupcakes, how am I supposed to say no?” Sanemi ask in a matter-of-factly tone before continuing. With an affectionate eye roll, his s/o walks up to the pair and wrap his arms around Sanemi from behind. “I understand, I too find it impossible to say no that little cutie.”
However as much as his s/o loves how much their daughter seems to take after Sanemi, it’s not always sunshine and rainbows. She too has a short temper and occasional violent tendencies.
“You need to watch how you behave and speak in front of our daughter, Sanemi. She’s only four years old and I heard her say the f-word… and she beat up the neighbour kid.”
His s/o watch as both Sanemi and their little girl turn around simultaneously with the same scowling expression.
Which his husband finds to be incredibly adorable, but also very worrying at the same time.
“The fuck you mean by that, huh?”
Tbh this is a whole ass mess and sorry if I didn’t hit the mark as the anon requested (I’ve never really written requests before)
