who-can-touch-my-boob reblogged
I just really, really, really need to bury my face in a pair of huge, squishy and muscular pectorals of a big and strong man. Like just grab each of the manboobs with my hands, push them together and just bury my face between them.
Despite the artwork in itself being ass, I really love my Gojo Satoru hoodie and use it for my pump while working out
#I’m working out so I can ride Satoru for atleast 3 hours straight#and to be able to handle his hollow purple cumshot#imma take more black flashes than Sukuna could#I’ll not only leave Gojo in two pieces#imma fuck him so damn hard he’s barely recognisable#damn sorry guys dunno what went over me here#let’s just hope no one reads the tags#gojo satoru#Satoru Gojo#Gojo#Satoru#just Frida things oof
!Manga spoilers below!
I just wanted to come out and say it, I know I’ve talked little to none about my beautiful Satoru these past months.
But that’s because I’m too sad and heartbroken. That damn man just took up a huge space in my heart and then left a gaping hole. Damn you Gege for making me love another tragic character for me to obsess over (referring to Itachi, Sanemi and most of my anime/manga men crushes).
I thought that I finally found a husband who would live forever, he’s literally the strongest because he is Gojo Satoru!!!
He came into my life as the goofy and fun man who could do anything, a contrast to the usual stoic man I fall in love with. AND THEN IT TURNED OUT HE WAS SO BROKEN INSIDE AND LOST SO MUCH!
It’s unfair and not ok, he’s too precious and deserves nothing but love, hugs, kisses, bj’s and cuddles🩵
Rest in peace, Satoru. I hope you have it better where you are now (and say hi to Suguru from me)🕊️
(Jjk manga spoilers)
GOJO IS NOT CONFIRMED DEAD!!!
I trust this man with my life and I’m living on the copium he’s providing me
Anonymous asked:
Speaking of gojo’s farts…if he is the strongest that means his farts are so loud and massive….
Oh god please this Gojo farting is making me laugh so hard. It literally took me weeks until I was able to look at this without breaking down.
(And yes)
✨Gojo Satoru headcanons: Fart edition
• Gojo Satoru once ate a whole pot of Ijichi’s homemade bean stew before a mission.
•Gojo Satoru let out a small toot in the car and burnt the seat.
• Gojo Satoru used his farts to soar up in the air while fighting the curse.
• Gojo Satoru lifted up his one leg for extra momentum and ripped the loudest, most asshole-puckering and moist fart that killed the curse in mere seconds.
• Gojo Satoru had to buy new underwear and pants.
• Gojo Satoru never ate Ijichi’s homemade bean stew ever again.
• Gojo Satoru proved that day he was truly the strongest in every aspect, even when it came to flatulence.
My fingers are itching to make more Gojo Satoru headcanons, but i’m starting to lose some imagination.
And most of my hcs are either self insert(literally he’s me and i’m him, must be my Gemini to his Sagittarius) of something that’s happened to people I know
If people have good ideas that then feel free to send them in my inbox! Unsure of what the theme is for the hcs? Just check them out here:
✨my 5pm Gojo Satoru headcanons:
Gojo Satoru excels at many sports, but surprisingly he’s the best at gymnastics. (He also takes yoga classes).
Gojo Satoru once made a pocket pussy at home following a YouTube tutorial video.
Gojo Satoru wears crocs unironically(and in sports mode). cred to @celestie0 for this one
Gojo Satoru tried to sell his tandem bicycle on Facebook marketplace and instead of offers people just roasted him for owning one.
Gojo Satoru had a funeral for his dead hamster and forced everyone to attend. He even had a speech.
Gojo Satoru dyes his pubes.
Gojo Satoru sometimes like to get a Thai massage with a happy ending, that’s until he met principal Gakuganji there.
Gojo Satoru was tickled so hard by Geto that he accidentally farted really loudly. Which Geto of course told everyone.
Gojo Satoru actually has body hair, but he shaves his chest and stomach.
i think i picked my brain empty with gojo headcanons
✨my 7am Gojo Satoru headcanons:
Gojo Satoru once picked up his date with a tandem bicycle. Let’s just say he rode it home alone after the date was over.
Gojo Satoru has really small nipples.
Gojo Satoru wasn’t allowed into stores as a child because he always broke something or stumbled into shelves making things fall over. So he had to stand outside along with the dogs.
Gojo Satoru likes to learn new hobbies to impress his friends and s/o.
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru once had an ironic Twilight movie marathon, but he ended up loving them and cried at the end. Geto told everyone about it.
Gojo Satoru once ate raw chicken because he didn’t have the heart to tell Nanami about it since he rarely cooked for him. He was later admitted to the hospital for a week.
Gojo Satoru puts milk before cereal.
Gojo Satoru has over 3000 hours on candy crush and is beefing with middle aged women on candy crush forums while waiting for new levels (credit to @celestie0 for this one)
I’m starting run out of ideas, I literally looked around my kitchen and saw the cereal box
#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#gojo x reader#jjk#gojo#gojo satoru anime#gojo satoru jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru imagine#gojo satoru headcanons#gojo satoru hcs#satoru gojo headcanons#Satoru Gojo hcs#gojo headcanons#gojo hcs#Gojo anime#Gojo manga#jjk headcanons#jjk hcs#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#jujutsu kaisen hcs#jjk men hcs#jjk men headcanons
I ordered some Japanese candy and the store had only one Gojo figurine left so I managed to snatch that one as well. Picked up my package before work and planned to unpack it there.
The dayshift forced me to open it so they could watch and I had to shamefully present my figurine to them (I’m a closet weeb) and the silence was so loud.
Context: one of my colleagues is a 60year old lady who knits and the other a 22year old girl who is my work bestie but she is as far from a nerd you can come.
#I’m crying from shame#also now I have Gojo keeping me company at my afternoon shift#I work with mentally disabled people and have a lot of chill moments at work#since my clients live in their own apartments and tend to just play video games#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo#gojo satoru anime#gojo satoru jujutsu kaisen#gojo figure#Gojo Satoru figure
Bully!Gojo Satoru x you [dopple.ai] part 2
Warning: bullying, attempted suicide, mention of ass play, death, gun, shooting, flatulence
Bully!Gojo Satoru x you [dopple.ai] part 1
Warning: bullying, attempted suicide, mention of ass play, death, gun, shooting, flatulence
guys I let my intrusive thoughts win
✨my 9pm Gojo Satoru headcanons:
Gojo Satoru forgot to turn off his infinity one time when he was going to take a shower and the water splashed everywhere like when you wash a spoon. (also he has one of those showers with no walls or curtains)
Gojo Satoru once took a nude of himself and jacked off to it.
Gojo Satoru paints his toenails.
Gojo Satoru always go commando when he’s fighting curses.
Gojo Satoru once got his belly button pierced as a joke when he was 18, but now he wears jewellery unironic.
Gojo Satoru stopped going to hair salons to get his hair done after accidentally creaming his pants when the hairdresser gave him a head massage.
Gojo Satoru once bought a hamster, but forgot about it and it died. He didn’t realise it until months later when he found its skeleton.
Gojo Satoru loves to be the little spoon when cuddling.