✨Yikes✨

Despite the artwork in itself being ass, I really love my Gojo Satoru hoodie and use it for my pump while working out

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WARNING: potential unpopular opinion!!

First of all, I’m not trying to disrespect anyone or anything, but I literally need to share my opinion (which no one asked for at all).

The English VA for Sanemi is… bad. Like so, so bad. Not that the VA is untalented, he just doesn’t fit Sanemi at all. It sounds so forced and unnatural how he tries to make his voice tough and gravely. I made an attempt at watching Demon Slayer in English but had to immediately switch back to Japanese because I cringed.

Maybe it’s just because Sanemi’s Japanese VA Tomokazu Seki set the bar too high? Maybe I’m biased? Maybe my opinion is just unnecessary and uncalled for? I just… again, sorry if my opinion pops up and aggravates someone when they see it.

It also sucks that it’s the same English VA as Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen, my other anime husbando.

my honest opinion:

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!Manga spoilers below!

I just wanted to come out and say it, I know I’ve talked little to none about my beautiful Satoru these past months.

But that’s because I’m too sad and heartbroken. That damn man just took up a huge space in my heart and then left a gaping hole. Damn you Gege for making me love another tragic character for me to obsess over (referring to Itachi, Sanemi and most of my anime/manga men crushes).

I thought that I finally found a husband who would live forever, he’s literally the strongest because he is Gojo Satoru!!!

He came into my life as the goofy and fun man who could do anything, a contrast to the usual stoic man I fall in love with. AND THEN IT TURNED OUT HE WAS SO BROKEN INSIDE AND LOST SO MUCH!

It’s unfair and not ok, he’s too precious and deserves nothing but love, hugs, kisses, bj’s and cuddles🩵

Rest in peace, Satoru. I hope you have it better where you are now (and say hi to Suguru from me)🕊️

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Me: Ain’t no man good enough to make me cook, clean and bend over at his will!

Me: never mind

My fingers are itching to make more Gojo Satoru headcanons, but i’m starting to lose some imagination.

And most of my hcs are either self insert(literally he’s me and i’m him, must be my Gemini to his Sagittarius) of something that’s happened to people I know

If people have good ideas that then feel free to send them in my inbox! Unsure of what the theme is for the hcs? Just check them out here:

✨My Gojo Satoru headcanons

My roman empire is Usher spoiling the jjk manga for the whole world.

Guys I am laughing and crying like a maniac, my TikTok fyp is basically only usher in his Gojo cosplay at this point.

Told my boss and a colleague how I have been bad at keeping track on my meetings at the moment because my head has been other places.

Then they ask me if I’m in love or got myself a boyfriend. Hesitantly I answer "well… kind of, but not like what they think." And I proceed to share how I am crushing hard on a character from a show I’m watching. (Didn’t tell them it was Gojo Satoru from jujutsu kaisen because that would just make me even weirder in their eyes.)

But I start giggling and they said I’m like a teenager and just laugh at me.

IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW PERFECT MY MAN IS THO, IF ONLY THEY KNEW

I saw this on Pinterest and someone commented how it looks like Gojo’s belly button is pierced, and I kinda see what they mean???

Anyone made a Gojo headcannon where he has a piercing??? If not, can someone write one??

Even better, Gojo x reader where reader notice either the jewellery for the first time or just a scar and tease him about it. TAG ME IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS PLS

I swear to god will I write this myself??

GUYS WHERE CAN I FIND THE ORIGINAL VERSION OF THIS PICTURE?

Thanks so much I found out!

Art: The Boy (@Aubreix) on Twitter

https://x.com/aubreix/status/1717924745528648019?s=46

This how Gojo be fingering y/n in all your fanfics from now on.

And this is Gojo when y/n sucks him off.

I know this is isn’t what we want, but atleast Gojo doesn’t look like this.

I don’t even know what this post his, I am still dealing. Guys please write more Gojo x reader fanfics so I can masturbate and cry until summer.

"Hey can I borrow your phone real quick?"

"Sure, just gimme a sec"

Me: