Corporate higher-ups: every store needs to have live finches or parrots to sell, no we will not invest in setting up proper walk-in aviaries for them or training staff beyond a five-minute online training module for all staff or properly vet the people we are sourcing these birds from
Me, who actually keeps parrots and knows how stressful a store environment would be for them and how unpredictable feeding and handling them will be for people without lots of hands-on experience: … I HAVE CONCERNS
Budgies: arrive in store
(My store managers: listen to my concerns and do as much as they can to accommodate them within the limits of what they’re allowed to do)
Me, one week later: hey that yellow boy isn’t looking too good
Less than 24 hours later: insert Monty python joke here 🙃🦜
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