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whit merule

@whitmerule / whitmerule.tumblr.com

The theme of this blog is 'things that are making me happy'. If you're looking for my Cats content, it's at @junkyard_gifs.I am on AO3 under the name 'whit_merule'. This is a hatred-free blog, and a safe space for your identity and for your fandom preferences. (I am a bisexual ace in my thirties, with 'she' pronouns.) Ship who you ship, love who you love, be whoever you really are as hard as you damn well can, and tag as appropriate for anything that might make others uncomfortable.
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Corporate higher-ups: every store needs to have live finches or parrots to sell, no we will not invest in setting up proper walk-in aviaries for them or training staff beyond a five-minute online training module for all staff or properly vet the people we are sourcing these birds from

Me, who actually keeps parrots and knows how stressful a store environment would be for them and how unpredictable feeding and handling them will be for people without lots of hands-on experience: … I HAVE CONCERNS

Budgies: arrive in store

(My store managers: listen to my concerns and do as much as they can to accommodate them within the limits of what they’re allowed to do)

Me, one week later: hey that yellow boy isn’t looking too good

Less than 24 hours later: insert Monty python joke here 🙃🦜

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