Fuck it, we postin snatch

we thank you for your service 😌

Skimblesimps (AKA @munkthehunk​ and @linadoonofficial​)

did you know Skimble has such BDE, and so consistently, that there used to be a (joke) theory involving socks?

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ᗩᒪᒪOᗯ ᗰE TO ᑭᖇEᔕEᑎT…. ✨

That’s not a sock. 😏 😋

Okay FIRST OF ALL Skimblesimp is an amazing term and thank you so much for that 😂

NOW you have actually slain me I can’t handle BDE Skimble!!

I’m having thoughts about Tommi being Skimble and I am wondering respectfully if he fit this as well…. *cue me running to look at pics of Coricopat*

You want Tommi Skimble?

*thinks about my favourite character getting fucked over by canon* this is unacceptable *goes off to write fic where I fuck them over in my own, superior way*

like a pirate AU where they can get fucked over a cannon 👀

“La Femme Damnée” 1859, Octave Tassaert

They seem to be very good friends.

>out by the manure pile where the chipmunk/rat trap is dispatching of a bouquet

>hear a noise from the trap

>oh fucking sick i caught another one

>avenging my poor strawberries

>look

>no chipmunk

>no rat

>two snakes

>two snakes in the trap

>two snakes in the trap having sex

I am so, so sure you guys could have found somewhere else to do this

They’re kinky

snake sex dungeon

i went to my askbox to see if i could get the motivation to doodle a prompt and i forgot i had this

jhgdfjsdsdsgfd ANON WHAT THE FUCK

what is this?! A new type of weird anon for the cats fandom?!?! :O

Aah, dismemberment anon and/or a copycat. The Anon has been known to diversify, including the swollen blueberry thing...

Batman prefers giving oral to receiving it and actually prefers giving oral to missionary. It is in fact his favorite sexual activity: the ministering of oral sex to his partner.

This will be my only statement on this matter.

you are right and you should say it 😌

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

some highlights:

everybody sit down we have a winner

Oh my goodness someone save them

Le Sommeil (1886) by Gustav Courbet

They Seem To Be Very Good Friends.

Christ’s side wound in illuminated manuscripts

medievalist here:

... it is soooo not just you, it’s not accidental, sensually charged adoration of Christ and his body (and his sexy sexy wounds) is A Thing at this period - the phrase to search if you want to google it as ‘affective piety’. And it’s not just in the visual arts:  visions of religious ecstasy, erotic anecdotes of divine visitation, prayers where one imagines one’s male body as feminised in order to, ahem, receive the body of Christ in fairly unambiguously sexual ways...

... it’s a thing.

sigh. okay. what’s the news on supernatural. (a show that ended last month)

i wish i were dead <3

well that explains why astroglide is so invested

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

@fishfishlove

@fishfishlove

St. Sebastian tended by the Holy Irene (detail), Nicolas Régnier, 1650

hey now. that looks suspiciously like erasure of the gay, Nicholas. you know how St Sebastian has to be drawn, and you take him down from his tree and have a woman caressing/controlling the phallic object penetrating his thigh while he gasps erotically and another woman watches to see how it’s done?

... well, at least he’s still definitely a bottom.

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