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The theme of this blog is 'things that are making me happy'. If you're looking for my Cats content, it's at @junkyard_gifs.I am on AO3 under the name 'whit_merule'. This is a hatred-free blog, and a safe space for your identity and for your fandom preferences. (I am a bisexual ace in my thirties, with 'she' pronouns.) Ship who you ship, love who you love, be whoever you really are as hard as you damn well can, and tag as appropriate for anything that might make others uncomfortable.
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Anonymous asked:

Hi I know youre busy, I just wanted to say I love youre writing and youre blog!!!!! Im having a really shitty week or so and you write such good sex, if youre feeling it, if not i totally understand, but if you want, could you maybe do some really fluffy smut, like cheesy-love-making-where-they-laugh-and-have-fun sex??? Youre amazing!!! Thank you bye

Hey, anon, I’m sorry to hear about your shitty week. I hope things are looking up for you, but if it isn’t, here’s a ficlet. Not entirely what you wanted, I think. But I hope you like it anyway. :)

Just short of 1k of sexy fluffy human au.

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Derek’s been panting intohis pillow for several long and torturous minutes already, by thetime Stiles finally gets out the condom to move the show along. Hetakes his sweet time, just like he took his sweet time fingeringDerek to the point of him literally begging, because Stiles is somekind of sadist, Derek is sure of it.

“Come on,”Derek snarls with a shaky glare over his shoulder.

“Yeah, yeah, hang on,”Stiles says, but almost immediately there’s a slick snapping sound,followed by a weak thwack as the condom slaps against the wallright in front of Derek’s face, and then slides directly down behindthe bed.

“Did… did the condomjust-”

“-shoot right off theend of my dick like from a slingshot? Yeah, it did.”

Everything is suspended insilence for a second, and then Derek collapses into laughter.

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saw this and thought of you for some reason. (via @pecanpiedean)

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(Well shit I fucking wonder why XD )

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Dean can sit patiently and wait for whatever it is Cas is trying to spit out, but his dick isn’t so patient. It’s wagging like an eager dog’s tail, tap-tapping between his thighs and Dean squirms on their bed as Cas fidgets with a box.

“I know you enjoy trying new things.”

Leaning back on one hand, Dean strokes himself lazily, and he’s maybe enjoying the bright blush on Cas’ cheeks. “Yeah, but come on babe, we can take this any pace you like. I’m happy with vanilla.”

“There are some things I’ve thought about.”

Dean licks his lip, watching Cas fiddle with his covered box, dick still hard and curiosity piqued. “Yeah?”

“And I found something that… intrigued me.”

“Uh-huh.”

Dean doesn’t expect what Cas pulls out of the box. He falls over laughing.

Cas scowls at him and Dean kind of feels like an asshole but seriously, “Is that a fucking cheeseburger ballgag?”

“It’s cute.”

“Where the fuck did you even find it?”

“On the internet.”

And the thought of Cas scrolling through weird kink sites and deciding a cheeseburger ballgag is cute is too goddam much, Dean nearly rolls off the bed in a fit of laughter. He really doesn’t mean to make Cas feel self conscious though, and ends up wheezing out, “Oh my god are we gonna try and find a purple furry gum drop suit, can I be Grimace, is this some kind of … some kind of Ronald McDonald role play.”

His fucking stomach hurts so much from laughing and this could possibly be a sadistic ploy by Cas to make him hurt himself.

“Dean.”

“Buddy, I’m sorry but that is not sexy, it’s fucking hilarious.”

“Dean…”

If Dean weren’t gasping for air and still cackling he might hear the edge of warning in Cas’ voice, “Cas, Cas are you the hamburgler, are you gonna steal my buns -“

He yelps when Cas tackles him, strong hands flipping him over and Dean’s still too busy laughing to care until the fucking cheeseburger ballgag is shoved in his mouth and Cas’ hand is cracking down hard on his ass. Hey, as long as he doesn’t have to look at the thing, maybe he could get into this.

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because I needed to write domestic Destiel fluff this evening

Chevy made a quiet noise and lifted her head from the blankets.

“… no,” mumbled Dean into the pillow, on general principles. Important principles, like the fact that she wasn’t meant to be on the bed, and he wasn’t meant to be awake.

She hopped off the bed with a heavy thud and a creak of floor boards. This solved the first problem but not the second. He could hear her staring fixedly at the crack under the door.

You didn’t last long as a hunter if you ignored your dogs’ instincts. Dean sat up.

Chevy whined, a happy breathy thread of a sound, and pressed her nose to the door.

Dean’s stomach definitely did not do a hopeful, giddy sort of clench. But he did drag on his pants pretty damn quick, grab a knife just in case, and open the bedroom door.

Her toenails skittered across the living room at the heart of the house, stone walls still warm with the heat of the fire that Dean had put out hours ago, and she got to the far door just before it opened and there was Castiel, muddy and exhausted in the dark.

Dean leaned in the door of their bedroom and yawned and grinned stupidly, drinking in the sight: his husband, his angel, after weeks, wings drooping with tiredness and eyes dark-rimmed, struggling to unstrap pouches and bags and unwind straps, while Chevy bounced irresistibly up and down on her toes and whined in her throat and stared adoration at him and generally did her best to remember that she was not allowed to jump up. And Castiel blinked at her, and grumbled, and tried to push her out of the way in that way he had that looked surly but always made her wiggle with delight; and he looked up at Dean and he didn’t quite smile but there was something there that meant more than that, the sheer relief in his eyes, as if now he was here and Dean was here he could let himself feel just how much he wanted to stop.

(but wait there's more)

Dean woke later than usual, the way you do when your dreams are too good and happy to leave. There was a childlike kind of excitement underneath, and for a moment or two, drifting between sleeping and waking, he couldn’t quite remember why.

But the blanket draped over his body was far too heavy, pressing him into the mattress. And there was a bony knee shoved between his calves, and the tickle of breath against his ear, and a hand wrapped around his arm. And if he moved his head just so, there was the scrape of stubble against his cheek.

Somewhere during the night, Castiel had gone from blanketing Dean with one wing to mostly lying on top of him. He usually did.

A year and a half into marriage and Dean still wasn’t over his sheer, stupid delight at the fact that they had usuallys now.

He lay there for a bit, just because there were so many things he could do, or say, or touch, or watch, and just thinking about them all and listening to Castiel’s quiet snuffling breaths was better than doing any of them anyway.

Somewhere outside the shuttered window a crow was complaining. Beyond that, a couple of dogs snarling and sparring; a few human shouts here and there, the occasional cockcrow or bellow of a family cow. Morning, and everybody was waking up. Dean had repairs to help with today, a barn and two haycrofts damaged by the latest storm. And there’d probably be a few animals bogged down in the ditches, or ewes who’d gone and decided that it was early enough in the spring to pop a few lambs. You could always make yourself useful down on the farms this time of year—almost any time of year, really—and Castiel would like it, tramping around at Dean’s side, quietly doing what needed doing with his hands and coaxing weak baby things to stay in the world.

Today would be a good day.

He pushed at Castiel until the angel grumbled and clutched him tighter.

“Gotta piss, man,” Dean complained.

Castiel buried his face in Dean’s neck, so Dean bit his ear and ran a thumb over his hip and shoved him off. Castiel grabbed a pillow instead, and glared at him with one eye over the curve of it.

Dean hopped out of bed, and tweaked a big black secondary.

“I’m going back to sleep,” Castiel threatened in a vague sort of mumble.

Dean put a hand on his back, right down at the end of the spine where it started to curve up again into what was just hidden by the sheet. Then he ran the hand up Castiel’s back, light as a whisper, and traced that delicate muscle just behind the shoulder that always got him going.

He leaned in very close, so that Castiel would be able to feel the breath stirring his hair, and whispered, “Liar.”

Castiel’s stillness took on quite a different quality.

Dean laughed, and ruffled his hair, and grabbed his pants and a cloak, and breezed out through the house, collecting Chevy on his way. He pissed on the garden by the side of the house, waved at Missouri as she went by, and left Chevy outside to trot off and do her thing when he went back inside to make breakfast.

Chunks of bread and cheese, a couple of apples, fresh cream that somebody had left at his doorstep—probably Abby—a little pot of honey and a jug of water. Nothing fancy, but then, he didn’t expect either of them to be paying much attention to the food.

Castiel hadn’t moved, and he didn’t lift his head when Dean came in, but he wasn’t asleep. Dean could almost feel him listening, the precise weight of angelic attention that he sometimes felt even when he was all alone, and knew that his husband was checking up on him. He changed his stride to a creep, an exaggerated sort of silent stalking, and hummed a little hunting song as he slid the tray cautiously onto the bedside table.

Castiel made a small, amused noise in his throat.

Dean clambered onto the bed and flopped down on top of him without any subtlety at all, tucking his hands under the pillow to find Castiel’s and squeezing.

“Hi,” he said brightly, and nuzzled his neck.

“And what do you mean to do with me,” Castiel enquired gravely, “now that you’ve caught me.”

Dean snorted, and nipped his shoulder. “Think of a few things. Could feed you, though. Bet you didn’t actually remember to eat, flying all night and all.”

Castiel wriggled underneath him, just a testing of his weight, and the wings on either side lifted a little until Dean was halfway cradled between them.

“You’re not making a very good case for breakfast, Dean.”

“Who said it’s either/or?” he pointed out, absently, between relearning the taste of the line down the side of his husband’s neck. “I could, you know. Sit on your dick and feed you crumbs between bounces.”

Castiel hardly ever laughed aloud, just like he hardly ever pronounced question marks. It was just him, just the way Dean’s weird badass dopey awesome husband worked. But sometimes if you startled him into it he did this thing where he blinked a bit and looked down and his eyes crinkled up all the way and he made a sort of huff that sounded like a cough. And sometimes he’d shake his head after, like you were a lost cause, or look at you like a revelation. Dean treasured it, every time.

He had to sit up, because Castiel insisted on rolling over, and that was tricky with wings. When they’d got themselves sorted he was sitting on Castiel’s thighs and Castiel was looking up at him with his hands framing Dean’s face and his eyes sparkling, and he was shaking his head and saying, “Dean. I missed you.”

So Dean had to kiss him, of course.

It was a long time before they got around to breakfast.

It was even longer before they got around to actual sex. But Dean was okay with that.

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I JUST HAD A THOUGHT Like ok, Castiel being incredibly uncoordinated when he tries to be sexy. It’s one thing if he’s already in bed with Sam and they’re doing their thing, but if he’s walking backward he’ll trip over himself and bring Sam down with him.  Or one time, Sam had pushed Castiel back onto a table top. They were going at each other, everyone was fine but the moment Sam decided to lay Castiel out on it, hands on either side of his head, the table broke. Castiel made a sound he never thought he’d make, something like a yelp that died off into laughter at the sheer terror on Sam’s face as they crashed to the ground. Did it hurt? Yes. Did they lose their sex drive? Slightly. Castiel threw a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing while Sam’s body shook with it, face buried into Castiel’s shoulder.  They literally have some of the goofiest sex like the time they had a whipped cream dispenser only they over charged it without realizing and Sam wound up with an eyeful of cream. The wall behind him suffered. And the pillows. And the night table. And Dean’s duffle bag. Sam’s eye was bloodshot for two days after. Then there was the time when they were in mid-fuck with their music blasting out Lacrymosa when halfway through, and they were about to come too, Yakety Sax started playing. Castiel’s face deadpanned as he hung his head; Sam just seemed incredibly alarmed as he propped himself up to look at their stereo with look between are you fucking kidding me and what the fuck. Then Castiel started laughing when Sam fell to the bed with an arm over his face.  And seriously, who could forget about the time Castiel had thrown Sam against the wall, got his pants down after loosening the other up until he whimpered, only for their insipid, clingy dog to run in and lick his damn ass cheek.Sam never forgot the look of wide eyed, pursed lipped horror on Castiel’s face nor the subsequent ‘holy shit' to slip out of his mouth. It took Castiel a while before he could attempt to get intimate with Sam without scouring the place to make sure their dog didn't interrupt and even longer for Sam to stop bursting out into laughter every time he remembered. It wasn’t your ass, Sam. You wouldn’t be laughing if it was yours. Castiel had a point, but Sam couldn’t hear it over his snickering.  That was fine, honestly, because Castiel couldn’t hear Sam over the sound of him falling while trying to do a cute little dance to take his clothes off to. Castiel watched him from the bed as Sam crawled on all fours, twisted around, writhed- it was all very sexy. Until the moment his arms for some reason or another came out from under him and he crashed face first into the rug. Castiel tried, he tried so hard, not to laugh, but he couldn’t even stop it from bursting out of him. For the next two days, every time he looked at the red marks on Sam’s face, he got this dopey little grin on face that he had to hide by hanging his head and pretending that he wasn’t about to crack up.  JUST GOOFY AWKWARD SASTIEL SEX

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Even without his alarm, Dean wakes up at 5AM. He sits upright before he’s fully awake, not registering that anything is different until a hand reaches up, locks around his arm, and tugs him back down into bed. It’s too dark to see anything and for one dizzying moment, Dean doesn’t understand what’s happening. Then his head hits the pillow and he glances over and can just make out the contrast of Cas’s dark hair on the white pillow.

Oh. Cas. Dean smiles at the thought, and then his eyelids droop.

“I told you to sleep in,” Cas says.

Dean doesn’t bother to open his eyes. “Mmhmm.”

“Don’t talk to me,” Cas grumbles into the pillow. “I’m asleep.”

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