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For SFF: Sam getting hit by a spell that changes him into a very well endowed woman and Gabe changes his vessel into a female to help Sam learn how to fight with long hair and breasts getting in his way...

OH GOD, OKAY, BODY SWAP.  HELL YES.  OH GOD.  

Like, maybe it’s one of those spells that’s just not worth removing, because it’s going to go away all on its own in like a week.  So Sam needs to learn to deal with it.  

So he does.  And Gabriel, of course, after pronouncing the fact that Sam needs to be a woman for a week, turns his vessel into a woman and starts giving Sam tips.  Like, he gets Sam a bra with proper support (because DANG, Sam’s DD’s are D-Delicious.  ….Sam hits him for that.  He probably deserves it.  

But he buys Sam some sports bras and some normal jeans and flannel tops.  Wearing the plaid (even in non-girly colors), Sam can relax a little bit and let Gabriel start to teach him how to fight.  

Gabriel, of course, plants him on his ass about five times in four minutes.  Sam kicks at the ground in frustration, because dammit, this wasn’t supposed to be fucking hard!  And Gabriel explains that Sam’s center of gravity is located in his hips, not his chest and he needs to fight according to that.  

It takes several hours, but Sam finally manages to get the hang of fighting in his new body, the moves he used to know coming easier to him.  

Then of course, they’re standing in the room, sweaty, and the long tendrils of Sam’s hair have escaped the braid Gabriel put it in, sticking to his neck and before he even realizes it, they’re kissing and he has Gabriel’s smaller, curvier form pinned to the wall.  

Even if he is a chick, there are certain things he absolutely knows how to do, and he focuses on Gabriel and taking him apart.  

He doesn’t let Gabriel touch him back (because his comfort level is simply NOT there), but Gabriel curls up in bed with him and gives him nothing but slow and sloppy kisses, letting Sam undress as much as he’s comfortable with before passing out.  

They pass the rest of the week like that, and even manage to take down a ghost that was terrorizing a town a few miles down the road.  When Sam changes back, Gabriel is about to shift his vessel when Sam gives him a look and smirks, advancing on Gabriel.  

He has a looooooot of sexual tension to work off and Gabriel’s going to help him take care of that.  

OKAY THAT GOT A LITTLE SMUTTY, SORRY.  

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College. Fem!Dean/Fem!Cas

She’s not sure how it happened. They don’t have classes together; she’s not a friend of a friend, and Dean feels too old, even at twenty, to be going through a ‘lesbian phase’, but here she is. 

She’s not sure it’s a phase. Cas surprises her with chinese food on a late night spent at the library, and sits cross-legged at her feet as she works, one hand trailing up and down her thigh. Dean is so worked up and emotionally drained and wet by the time she finishes her essay that it takes all her strength to suggest they go back to her dorm rather than fuck in the toilets in the library, like some of her friends have done. 

She half-walks, half-drags Cas home and in the morning Cas wears her underwear inside-out, insists that Dean make her coffee before an early class. She sits opposite Dean, legs crossed, stinking of sex, and grins at her over the rim of the cup.