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The theme of this blog is 'things that are making me happy'. If you're looking for my Cats content, it's at @junkyard_gifs.I am on AO3 under the name 'whit_merule'. This is a hatred-free blog, and a safe space for your identity and for your fandom preferences. (I am a bisexual ace in my thirties, with 'she' pronouns.) Ship who you ship, love who you love, be whoever you really are as hard as you damn well can, and tag as appropriate for anything that might make others uncomfortable.
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Hitching a Ride by StarlightDragon (aka @casandsip​ on tumblr) 

A cute Debriel(le) story that will leave you all hot and bothered but in a cute and fluffy way! 

I call this one “the soft lesbians”

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i feel personally victimised by how good this is???? both the fic and the art????? my friends are so rude.

Gabrielle snorted. “Guess you’re gonna need a really high paying job if you want to afford that.”

“Or a rich spouse. Whichever.” Deanna shuddered. “Ugh, I can’t imagine myself getting married. Ignore that. Rich boyfriend or girlfriend, that’s what I meant.”

Gabrielle giggled. “Well, if you change your mind and you want a wedding dress, I’ll make you one for free so that you can afford a honeymoon. Sound good?”

Deanna’s nose wrinkled in horror at the thought of wearing a dress. “I appreciate the offer, but I’d rather you made me a Deadpool costume or something to get married in.”

“That can be arranged. But only if you’re marrying someone dressed as Spider-Man.”

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In which Gabrielle meets Penthesilea (3/3)

Hooray! My Sabriel femslash RP with @aria-lerendeair is now complete and posted! Now with added misappropriation of Gilbert and Sullivan lyrics! Also fluff. And sex.

(extract time!)

Gabrielle made a happy little noise and melted in promptly against Sam’s side. “Bedroom?” she suggested, bright and breathy like it was a really original idea.

Sam led Gabrielle towards the bedroom, kicking off her shoes and socks on the way there, taking Gabrielle’s hand in hers and pausing next to the bed. She glanced down at the themed sheets and then back up to Gabrielle. “Okay, time for you to work your magic again so I stop being nervous.”

Gabrielle laughed openly, golden eyes crinkling at the edges, all warmth and light and love. “Oh, it is, is it?”

She slipped out of Sam’s arms and danced backward toward the kitchen, mouth curving mischievously. “Then shouldn’t we get something to eat first? I mean, you didn’t have much back there, and I wouldn’t want you running out of steam halfway through.”

Sam’s eyes widened and she leaned out of the bedroom doorway. “Are you questioning my stamina?” she growled, fumbling the remote out of her pocket, cranking it up as she advanced on Gabrielle in the kitchen.

Gabrielle stumbled, half-falling backward against the table with a stuttered whine, knuckles clenching white on the wood. “Not your stamina, just—uh—just I have every faith in the bottomless capacity of your perfect stomach?”

Sam’s eyes brightened and she smirked, raising a perfectly plucked eyebrow. “I suppose that’s a good point. So you sit there and… enjoy and I’ll find something to eat.”

( @majorgenerally i may have got sliiiightly carried away with a one-line joke that turned into gabrielle filking your namesake’s song.)

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More puppy love! (1 and 2/3)

A little more in the Sabrielle (ie, femslash au) petstore ‘verse. This one being an RP between myself and @aria-lerendeair. Because apparently I can’t stop writing Gabrielle.

Whole thing will be about 14k words, I have edited the first two parts and am working on the third which will be up in a few days!

(ETA: this is now complete and the final chapter can be found on AO3.)

Tags for AU (obviously), mild dom/sub and playing with remote-control vibes in public, Dean being overprotective to the point of dickishness, gratuitous music theatre references, trans girl Sam, PIV sex, and one instance of implied deadnaming (”Sammy” is a boy’s name, in Sam’s mind, but Dean can’t stop himself from using it when feeling protective).

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So, Gabrielle owned a house.

Technically she shared it with Castiel—who was probably responsible for the modicum of order—but to Sam it felt just like Gabrielle. Colourful, warm, randomly extravagant, enthusiastic, eclectic, and messy.  

Oh, and rambling. There was that too.

“Sammy,” Gabrielle whined. “Why am I so bad at makeup?”

Sam checked her reflection in the mirror, running her fingers through her hair. “You’re quite good when you’re not panicking over nothing.”

“Panicking. Why would I be panicking, Cas is my bestest bro and tormenting Dean is always hilarious and—”

Gabrielle poked herself in the eye with the eyeliner stick.

“Life is worthless,” she declared darkly. “I shall retreat to the darks of the Amazonian Himalayas and live with the jaguars and snow leopards and nobody will ever look upon my face again. Do you think snow leopards would be good at eyeliner? Ooh, I know, cheetahs. Cheetahs have the best eyeliner.”

And though the chatter was familiar there was an anxious edge underneath it that had Sam beckoning her over, gesturing to her lap. “Come here. Let me help.”

Gabrielle perked up at once, and slid into place. “I like this place even better than alpine rainforests,” she declared, nose to nose. “Hi!”

Sam laughed, feeling the contented rightness that only came with Gabrielle settle into place behind her ribs, and kissed her. “You are wound up tighter than a slinky,” she murmured, soft and gentle against Gabrielle’s lips.  “Breathe, or I’m going to make you wear the vibe panties tonight.”

“...” said Gabrielle eloquently. “... That would not help me breathe.”

Sam waited for the inevitable continuation.

“Well, it would,” Gabrielle decided. “It would make me breathe really hard.”

Sam arched an eyebrow.

“Your brother would go pink. And freckly.”

Sam winked, and tilted Gabrielle’s chin up. “Eyes closed.”

Gabrielle grumbled wordlessly, and melted into Sam’s touch with that obedient trust that always took Sam’s breath away.

Until ten seconds later, when she was stealthily snuggling her hips in a little closer to Sam’s.  

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Puppy love

Sequel to this femslash ficlet. In which Sam is the shift manager at a pet store and Gabrielle absolutely adores and worships her chosen goddess and also needs to give her foot rubs. 

10k, explicit.

‘Tis written by @archangel-with-a-shotgun and yours truly - because we started an RP to comfort her for her own forthcoming horribly long work shifts, and it got big and then I edited it into fic format and HERE WE ARE.

(Also there is now a sequel by @aria-lerendeair and yours truly, which you can find in this series on AO3 if you follow the link below.)

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5:45 am

“Why.”

Sam had learned a lot about Gabrielle in the six weeks they’d been working together.

“Whyyyyy.”

The complete lack of impulse control, for example. That was really noticeable. The way she got almost belligerently protective of the younger puppies, and could get sidetracked for half an hour or more teaching kids and baby animals how to talk to each other. The adorably, ridiculously large appetite for such a small body (though it made sense given she practically vibrated with energy 24/7). The way her eyes went brandy-gold when they caught the light and—um.

“Sammy. Sam. Sam. Sammikins. Whyyyyyyyy.”

Mostly what stuck out right now, though, was the fact that Gabrielle was really really bad at working the opening shift.

“Gabrielle, stop flopping dramatically around on the dog food crates and do your job.”

“It is cruel and unusual torture to have me operate machines at 5:30 in the morning, Sammy. You’re just asking that I drive it straight into the display shelves.”

“Which would be a hell of a lot more convincing if I hadn’t caught you wearing a Stetson and going yeehaw on the forklift ten minutes ago.”

“How can I be expected to stay awake when you insist on wearing your damn uniform this early instead of stripping down to your tanktop and giving me optimal cleavage view.”

“Where did you find that hat, anyway?”

Gabrielle flopped over onto her stomach. Then she opened her eyes. They gleamed.

“You sure you want to know?”

“… I’m rethinking it.”

“Oh, you do.” The slow evil glee broke across Gabrielle’s face. “I stole it.”

“… From?”

“Your brother.”

“… Why does Dean have a Stetson?”

“He doesn’t anymore.”

“No, wait, why did he have one in here. He doesn’t even work here.”

“I can’t tell you that.” Gabrielle sat up and adjusted the hat primly on her head. “I promised I wouldn’t tell what he and Castiel were getting up to on the packing crates yesterday.”

Sam eyed her. Then she eyed the pile of packing crates. There was a suspiciously dust-free section of the tarpaulin covering the back stock of dried food….

“Well, when I say promised. I mean more. I snatched the hat and ran away shouting ‘this is the price of my silence’ while they were being all flustered and embarrassed and trying to put their clothes back on. Or. Dean was being flustered. Cas was mostly laughing at him and telling him that’s what he gets for seducing him in his workplace.”

“How is this my life?” Sam enquired of the ceiling.

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Sam wasn’t in charge of new hires.

She usually sat in on the selection process anyway, because she was one of the pet store’s best shift managers, but she’d been sick that day. So the first time she met Gabrielle was, in fact, Gabrielle’s first shift.

Her first impression was chaos and spoiled brat. This was mostly because of the combat boots, pink sweater, dangly starfish earrings, expensively curled hair, and frilly orange skirt. Also Gabrielle’s air of owning the world. Obviously a family that was, financially, miles above Sam’s own, and why she was picking up day shifts in a pet store was a mystery that—

Her second impression was oh my god why. Because the moment she saw Sam, Gabrielle’s eyes went wide and she positively purred, “Oh, Sappho.”

“Sixth-century BCE poet from the island of Lesbos, bisexual, primarily known for writing love poems to her female lover,” Sam shot back. “Do you even know how to clean a fish tank?”

Gabrielle clasped her hands to her fluffy pink bosom. “You know she was bisexual. You are obviously my soulmate.”

“… Gabrielle Novak, right?”

“My future wife?”

“… Okay, well. Here’s how it usually works—”

“… No, scratch that, your hair is my future wife, what in hell did you do to it, why is it so perfect, what even is your name?”

“Samantha Winchester, shift manager. And… uh. Nothing? I just… wash it with soap sometimes?”

“… You what? Okay but then you do something amazing with a curling iron, right?”

“I don’t even own a hairbrush. So, the puppies—”

Oh my goodness I am so sorry my beautiful baby.”

“… Um. Gabrielle. Please stop touching my hair.”

“It is not your hair now, Sammy. It is mine. I have adopted it and I shall take home and raise it as my own.”

“Uh.”

“Look, it loves me already. All these full gorgeous locks. It wants to be petted, don’t you, beautiful?”

“… Gabrielle.”

“I shall name it Marjorie.”

“What?”

“Marjorie and I will be very happy together.”

“Okay. Nice as this has been, you actually do need to do some work—”

“Sssssh, Marjorie, don’t listen to the mean girl. Sammy, look, she’s curling around my wrist! It’s like a cuddle! She loves me.”

Sam opened her mouth. Then she closed it again.

“Not to be discriminatory, but. You’re actually a little bit crazy, aren’t you?”

“Crazy for you, beautiful.”

“… Okay.”

Nobody ever admired Sam except as a joke. Or a blatant over-sexualisation from some dick guy. This sounded like the latter which meant it had to be the former, right?

Drowning in the madness of your eyes of—actually, what colour are they, get over here, I need to inspect them up close.”

Sam handed Gabrielle the inventory list for the dog foods.

“You need to check our stocks for the specialised diets. We like to keep two of each kind on the shelves in each of the three sizes, plus a few sample packs, except for the weight control ones which see more use so we double the stocks of those.”

“Saaaaaammy.”

“Pencil. Paper. Go.”

“I think about you night and day.”

“You met me three minutes ago. I’m your manager.”

“You are my goddess.”

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Sam wasn’t in charge of new hires.

She usually sat in on the selection process anyway, because she was one of the pet store’s best shift managers, but she’d been sick that day. So the first time she met Gabrielle was, in fact, Gabrielle’s first shift.

Her first impression was chaos and spoiled brat. This was mostly because of the combat boots, pink sweater, dangly starfish earrings, expensively curled hair, and frilly orange skirt. Also Gabrielle’s air of owning the world. Obviously a family that was, financially, miles above Sam’s own, and why she was picking up day shifts in a pet store was a mystery that—

Her second impression was oh my god why. Because the moment she saw Sam, Gabrielle’s eyes went wide and she positively purred, “Oh, Sappho.”

“Sixth-century BCE poet from the island of Lesbos, bisexual, primarily known for writing love poems to her female lover,” Sam shot back. “Do you even know how to clean a fish tank?”

Gabrielle clasped her hands to her fluffy pink bosom. “You know she was bisexual. You are obviously my soulmate.”

“… Gabrielle Novak, right?”

“My future wife?”

“… Okay, well. Here’s how it usually works—”

“… No, scratch that, your hair is my future wife, what in hell did you do to it, why is it so perfect, what even is your name?”

“Samantha Winchester, shift manager. And… uh. Nothing? I just… wash it with soap sometimes?”

“… You what? Okay but then you do something amazing with a curling iron, right?”

“I don’t even own a hairbrush. So, the puppies—”

Oh my goodness I am so sorry my beautiful baby.”

“… Um. Gabrielle. Please stop touching my hair.”

“It is not your hair now, Sammy. It is mine. I have adopted it and I shall take home and raise it as my own.”

“Uh.”

“Look, it loves me already. All these full gorgeous locks. It wants to be petted, don’t you, beautiful?”

“… Gabrielle.”

“I shall name it Marjorie.”

“What?”

“Marjorie and I will be very happy together.”

“Okay. Nice as this has been, you actually do need to do some work—”

“Sssssh, Marjorie, don’t listen to the mean girl. Sammy, look, she’s curling around my wrist! It’s like a cuddle! She loves me.”

Sam opened her mouth. Then she closed it again.

“Not to be discriminatory, but. You’re actually a little bit crazy, aren’t you?”

“Crazy for you, beautiful.”

“… Okay.”

Nobody ever admired Sam except as a joke. Or a blatant over-sexualisation from some dick guy. This sounded like the latter which meant it had to be the former, right?

Drowning in the madness of your eyes of—actually, what colour are they, get over here, I need to inspect them up close.”

Sam handed Gabrielle the inventory list for the dog foods.

“You need to check our stocks for the specialised diets. We like to keep two of each kind on the shelves in each of the three sizes, plus a few sample packs, except for the weight control ones which see more use so we double the stocks of those.”

“Saaaaaammy.”

“Pencil. Paper. Go.”

“I think about you night and day.”

“You met me three minutes ago. I’m your manager.”

“You are my goddess.”

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“Oh my god, just get in the fucking ball!” Jo yelled, flipping yet another pokéball across the screen. The growlithe jumped at the last second, and the ball missed completely. “Oh my god!” Jo grumbled, throwing her head back towards the sky.

She was new to this whole Pokémon thing. Jo hadn’t really grown up with it. She preferred catching real critters outside rather than catching imaginary ones on a tiny green screen. Still, Sam had been talking about it nonstop and even Dean had gotten in on it, so she might as well give it a shot. Her mother was happy that it gave her something to do other than hustling her mother’s patrons at pool and darts. It was fun so far, but it was also immensely frustrating.

She flung another ball, but this time, she overshot and it went right over the Pokémon’s head. “What the fuck?”

A soft snicker came somewhere just behind her, and Jo whipped her head around, just in time to see a flash of copper red hair jerk away. The woman with the copper hair tucked her head, curling in on herself on the park bench where she sat.

“What’s so funny?” Jo demanded.

The woman looked up, holding her hands out, a flat palm raised in defense, the other hand curled around her phone. “Nothing,” she said, her voice barely more than a mumble.

She looked a little frightened, which Jo mentally winced at. “Sorry,” she muttered, taking a step across the grass and closer to the park bench. “Are you playing, too?”

“Yeah!” The woman perked up with a toothy smile that pushed her high cheeks up, crinkling the skin around her eyes. Jo was unable to help smiling back.

“Cool,” she said, “I’m trying to catch this bear-tiger-dog thing but it doesn’t wanna get in the damn ball.”

The woman jumped up off the bench, rushing to Jo’s side and crowding over the phone. She smelled like a sugar cookie.

“Oh neat, that’s a growlithe,” the woman said, “high CP, too. What level are you at?”

“Uh, like six I think,” Jo said, glancing back at her phone.

“Neat. What team are you on?”

“Valor.”

The redhead scoffed, crinkling her nose adorably. “Boo. Team Mystic all the way,” she laughed.

“Hey, whatever, you’re just jealous ‘cause all your gyms around here have been taken over.”

“Well I guess we don’t have much to worry about if all the trainers let their Pokémon get away,” the redhead said, pointing a single slender finger at the screen. Jo glanced back in time to see the weird tiger-bear thing rush away, leaving an animated dust cloud behind.

“Goddammit,” Jo grumbled. “I lost like five balls on that thing.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it, happens to the best of us,” the redhead offered. She gasped then, looking back at her phone, “someone just dropped a lure at the pokéstop across the street for the fro-yo place! Come on, let’s go!” She hooked her arm around Jo’s and marched off towards the road.

Jo chuckled. “You know, my mother always warned me about strange men but maybe she should’ve warned me about weird women.”

“I’m not that weird,” the redhead said.

“Says the stranger dragging me across the street to catch Pokémon.”

“Charlie. My name is Charlie,” she stopped when they reached the end of the sidewalk, glancing in both directions before smiling at Jo again. “Now I’m not a stranger.”

As excitable as Charlie was in the park she only got worse once they reached the pokéstop. She was practically vibrating. The sound that escaped her when she finally caught the vulpix that had escaped two pokéballs was something like and eagle screech. She shoved her phone in Jo’s face, squealing “It’s she just the cutest thing!”

“How do you know she’s a girl?” Jo asked with a chuckle, waiting for the game to load.

“’Cause she’s a badass.”

Jo spent the rest of the day with Charlie, waiting out the end of the lure and catching more Pokémon than Jo had all day. When their phone batteries started to tip dangerously in the red, Charlie pulled them into the fro-yo shop, dragged her laptop out and on a table, and charged both her and Jo’s phones (because you never know if you’re gonna need it) while they enjoyed small cups of fro-yo. Charlie didn’t say anything when Jo swirled both strawberry cheesecake and coffee flavored fro-yo in her cup, and Jo only smiled when she noticed the mountain of gummy bears on top of Charlie’s vanilla chocolate swirl.

They bantered back and forth about nothing and everything for a while. Charlie was a whirlwind, and absolutely enthusiastic about damn near everything. She had some definite opinions about the Star Trek reboots and Captain America, and pretty much every popular movie Jo hadn’t seen in the past two or three years. Jo really got excited when Charlie started talking about the replica samurai swords she had in her apartment, and she listened intently when Jo described her collection of very real and very sharp throwing knives.

When they finally looked at the clock it was only fifteen minutes before Jo was scheduled to start her shift at the bar. Jo said a hasty goodbye and snatched her phone off the table before heading off. Charlie seemed a little deflated by her hasty retreat, and Jo had to admit that she was, too. It was nice to have someone to talk to who was so unafraid to be excited about all kinds of weird things. Jo may not have been the geekiest person on the planet, but she had her moments, especially when it came to her knives and table top games. Her cousins, Sam and Dean, had come the closest to indulging her in her geekdom, but as they got older Dean stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons and Sam was too busy with law school to do much of anything cool. Ash was always there but half the time he spoke in code and the other half he was higher than a kite. Being around Charlie was a nice change. Of course, she forgot to get Charlie’s number so the likelihood that they would ever see each other again was pretty small.

Jo’s shift at the bar was as boring as ever. Drunken patrons hit on her and buzzed dudes offered to get her wasted; same shit, different day. That was of course until Charlie came in through the door, glancing around the room before hesitantly sitting herself down at the bar.

“Hey there.” Jo greeted her with a smile, resisting the urge to let the ‘what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this’ line that was threating to slip past her lips fall.

“Hey, uh, you took my phone and I kinda need it back,” Charlie said fishing the phone out of her pocket.

Jo’s smile faltered just a bit. She had almost dared to hope that maybe Charlie had been as interested in her as she was. “Right,” she forced a small laugh, pulling and identical phone out of her jeans pocket, “sorry about that.”

Charlie batted at the air, “Pffft, no big.”

For the first time, an awkward moment passed between the two of them, neither of the women moving or saying anything.

“So, can I get you a drink?” Jo asked.

A sly little smile pulled at the corner of Charlie’s lips, “Are you offering to buy me a drink?”

“Would you take it if I offered?”

“Hell yeah,” Charlie said, slapping her hand against the wood grain.

“Then absolutely.”

@whitmerule you asked to be tagged in Pokemon Go AUs, so here you go

@mayalaen asked for geeky femslash, so here it is 

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“Oh my god, just get in the fucking ball!” Jo yelled, flipping yet another pokéball across the screen. The growlithe jumped at the last second, and the ball missed completely. “Oh my god!” Jo grumbled, throwing her head back towards the sky.

She was new to this whole Pokémon thing. Jo hadn’t really grown up with it. She preferred catching real critters outside rather than catching imaginary ones on a tiny green screen. Still, Sam had been talking about it nonstop and even Dean had gotten in on it, so she might as well give it a shot. Her mother was happy that it gave her something to do other than hustling her mother’s patrons at pool and darts. It was fun so far, but it was also immensely frustrating.

She flung another ball, but this time, she overshot and it went right over the Pokémon’s head. “What the fuck?”

A soft snicker came somewhere just behind her, and Jo whipped her head around, just in time to see a flash of copper red hair jerk away. The woman with the copper hair tucked her head, curling in on herself on the park bench where she sat.

“What’s so funny?” Jo demanded.

The woman looked up, holding her hands out, a flat palm raised in defense, the other hand curled around her phone. “Nothing,” she said, her voice barely more than a mumble.

She looked a little frightened, which Jo mentally winced at. “Sorry,” she muttered, taking a step across the grass and closer to the park bench. “Are you playing, too?”

“Yeah!” The woman perked up with a toothy smile that pushed her high cheeks up, crinkling the skin around her eyes. Jo was unable to help smiling back.

“Cool,” she said, “I’m trying to catch this bear-tiger-dog thing but it doesn’t wanna get in the damn ball.”

The woman jumped up off the bench, rushing to Jo’s side and crowding over the phone. She smelled like a sugar cookie.

“Oh neat, that’s a growlithe,” the woman said, “high CP, too. What level are you at?”

“Uh, like six I think,” Jo said, glancing back at her phone.

“Neat. What team are you on?”

“Valor.”

The redhead scoffed, crinkling her nose adorably. “Boo. Team Mystic all the way,” she laughed.

“Hey, whatever, you’re just jealous ‘cause all your gyms around here have been taken over.”

“Well I guess we don’t have much to worry about if all the trainers let their Pokémon get away,” the redhead said, pointing a single slender finger at the screen. Jo glanced back in time to see the weird tiger-bear thing rush away, leaving an animated dust cloud behind.

“Goddammit,” Jo grumbled. “I lost like five balls on that thing.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it, happens to the best of us,” the redhead offered. She gasped then, looking back at her phone, “someone just dropped a lure at the pokéstop across the street for the fro-yo place! Come on, let’s go!” She hooked her arm around Jo’s and marched off towards the road.

Jo chuckled. “You know, my mother always warned me about strange men but maybe she should’ve warned me about weird women.”

“I’m not that weird,” the redhead said.

“Says the stranger dragging me across the street to catch Pokémon.”

“Charlie. My name is Charlie,” she stopped when they reached the end of the sidewalk, glancing in both directions before smiling at Jo again. “Now I’m not a stranger.”

As excitable as Charlie was in the park she only got worse once they reached the pokéstop. She was practically vibrating. The sound that escaped her when she finally caught the vulpix that had escaped two pokéballs was something like and eagle screech. She shoved her phone in Jo’s face, squealing “It’s she just the cutest thing!”

“How do you know she’s a girl?” Jo asked with a chuckle, waiting for the game to load.

“’Cause she’s a badass.”

Jo spent the rest of the day with Charlie, waiting out the end of the lure and catching more Pokémon than Jo had all day. When their phone batteries started to tip dangerously in the red, Charlie pulled them into the fro-yo shop, dragged her laptop out and on a table, and charged both her and Jo’s phones (because you never know if you’re gonna need it) while they enjoyed small cups of fro-yo. Charlie didn’t say anything when Jo swirled both strawberry cheesecake and coffee flavored fro-yo in her cup, and Jo only smiled when she noticed the mountain of gummy bears on top of Charlie’s vanilla chocolate swirl.

They bantered back and forth about nothing and everything for a while. Charlie was a whirlwind, and absolutely enthusiastic about damn near everything. She had some definite opinions about the Star Trek reboots and Captain America, and pretty much every popular movie Jo hadn’t seen in the past two or three years. Jo really got excited when Charlie started talking about the replica samurai swords she had in her apartment, and she listened intently when Jo described her collection of very real and very sharp throwing knives.

When they finally looked at the clock it was only fifteen minutes before Jo was scheduled to start her shift at the bar. Jo said a hasty goodbye and snatched her phone off the table before heading off. Charlie seemed a little deflated by her hasty retreat, and Jo had to admit that she was, too. It was nice to have someone to talk to who was so unafraid to be excited about all kinds of weird things. Jo may not have been the geekiest person on the planet, but she had her moments, especially when it came to her knives and table top games. Her cousins, Sam and Dean, had come the closest to indulging her in her geekdom, but as they got older Dean stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons and Sam was too busy with law school to do much of anything cool. Ash was always there but half the time he spoke in code and the other half he was higher than a kite. Being around Charlie was a nice change. Of course, she forgot to get Charlie’s number so the likelihood that they would ever see each other again was pretty small.

Jo’s shift at the bar was as boring as ever. Drunken patrons hit on her and buzzed dudes offered to get her wasted; same shit, different day. That was of course until Charlie came in through the door, glancing around the room before hesitantly sitting herself down at the bar.

“Hey there.” Jo greeted her with a smile, resisting the urge to let the ‘what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this’ line that was threating to slip past her lips fall.

“Hey, uh, you took my phone and I kinda need it back,” Charlie said fishing the phone out of her pocket.

Jo’s smile faltered just a bit. She had almost dared to hope that maybe Charlie had been as interested in her as she was. “Right,” she forced a small laugh, pulling and identical phone out of her jeans pocket, “sorry about that.”

Charlie batted at the air, “Pffft, no big.”

For the first time, an awkward moment passed between the two of them, neither of the women moving or saying anything.

“So, can I get you a drink?” Jo asked.

A sly little smile pulled at the corner of Charlie’s lips, “Are you offering to buy me a drink?”

“Would you take it if I offered?”

“Hell yeah,” Charlie said, slapping her hand against the wood grain.

“Then absolutely.”

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“Oh my god, just get in the fucking ball!” Jo yelled, flipping yet another pokéball across the screen. The growlithe jumped at the last second, and the ball missed completely. “Oh my god!” Jo grumbled, throwing her head back towards the sky.

She was new to this whole Pokémon thing. Jo hadn’t really grown up with it. She preferred catching real critters outside rather than catching imaginary ones on a tiny green screen. Still, Sam had been talking about it nonstop and even Dean had gotten in on it, so she might as well give it a shot. Her mother was happy that it gave her something to do other than hustling her mother’s patrons at pool and darts. It was fun so far, but it was also immensely frustrating.

She flung another ball, but this time, she overshot and it went right over the Pokémon’s head. “What the fuck?”

A soft snicker came somewhere just behind her, and Jo whipped her head around, just in time to see a flash of copper red hair jerk away. The woman with the copper hair tucked her head, curling in on herself on the park bench where she sat.

“What’s so funny?” Jo demanded.

The woman looked up, holding her hands out, a flat palm raised in defense, the other hand curled around her phone. “Nothing,” she said, her voice barely more than a mumble.

She looked a little frightened, which Jo mentally winced at. “Sorry,” she muttered, taking a step across the grass and closer to the park bench. “Are you playing, too?”

“Yeah!” The woman perked up with a toothy smile that pushed her high cheeks up, crinkling the skin around her eyes. Jo was unable to help smiling back.

“Cool,” she said, “I’m trying to catch this bear-tiger-dog thing but it doesn’t wanna get in the damn ball.”

The woman jumped up off the bench, rushing to Jo’s side and crowding over the phone. She smelled like a sugar cookie.

“Oh neat, that’s a growlithe,” the woman said, “high CP, too. What level are you at?”

“Uh, like six I think,” Jo said, glancing back at her phone.

“Neat. What team are you on?”

“Valor.”

The redhead scoffed, crinkling her nose adorably. “Boo. Team Mystic all the way,” she laughed.

“Hey, whatever, you’re just jealous ‘cause all your gyms around here have been taken over.”

“Well I guess we don’t have much to worry about if all the trainers let their Pokémon get away,” the redhead said, pointing a single slender finger at the screen. Jo glanced back in time to see the weird tiger-bear thing rush away, leaving an animated dust cloud behind.

“Goddammit,” Jo grumbled. “I lost like five balls on that thing.”

“Hey, don’t worry about it, happens to the best of us,” the redhead offered. She gasped then, looking back at her phone, “someone just dropped a lure at the pokéstop across the street for the fro-yo place! Come on, let’s go!” She hooked her arm around Jo’s and marched off towards the road.

Jo chuckled. “You know, my mother always warned me about strange men but maybe she should’ve warned me about weird women.”

“I’m not that weird,” the redhead said.

“Says the stranger dragging me across the street to catch Pokémon.”

“Charlie. My name is Charlie,” she stopped when they reached the end of the sidewalk, glancing in both directions before smiling at Jo again. “Now I’m not a stranger.”

As excitable as Charlie was in the park she only got worse once they reached the pokéstop. She was practically vibrating. The sound that escaped her when she finally caught the vulpix that had escaped two pokéballs was something like and eagle screech. She shoved her phone in Jo’s face, squealing “It’s she just the cutest thing!”

“How do you know she’s a girl?” Jo asked with a chuckle, waiting for the game to load.

“’Cause she’s a badass.”

Jo spent the rest of the day with Charlie, waiting out the end of the lure and catching more Pokémon than Jo had all day. When their phone batteries started to tip dangerously in the red, Charlie pulled them into the fro-yo shop, dragged her laptop out and on a table, and charged both her and Jo’s phones (because you never know if you’re gonna need it) while they enjoyed small cups of fro-yo. Charlie didn’t say anything when Jo swirled both strawberry cheesecake and coffee flavored fro-yo in her cup, and Jo only smiled when she noticed the mountain of gummy bears on top of Charlie’s vanilla chocolate swirl.

They bantered back and forth about nothing and everything for a while. Charlie was a whirlwind, and absolutely enthusiastic about damn near everything. She had some definite opinions about the Star Trek reboots and Captain America, and pretty much every popular movie Jo hadn’t seen in the past two or three years. Jo really got excited when Charlie started talking about the replica samurai swords she had in her apartment, and she listened intently when Jo described her collection of very real and very sharp throwing knives.

When they finally looked at the clock it was only fifteen minutes before Jo was scheduled to start her shift at the bar. Jo said a hasty goodbye and snatched her phone off the table before heading off. Charlie seemed a little deflated by her hasty retreat, and Jo had to admit that she was, too. It was nice to have someone to talk to who was so unafraid to be excited about all kinds of weird things. Jo may not have been the geekiest person on the planet, but she had her moments, especially when it came to her knives and table top games. Her cousins, Sam and Dean, had come the closest to indulging her in her geekdom, but as they got older Dean stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons and Sam was too busy with law school to do much of anything cool. Ash was always there but half the time he spoke in code and the other half he was higher than a kite. Being around Charlie was a nice change. Of course, she forgot to get Charlie’s number so the likelihood that they would ever see each other again was pretty small.

Jo’s shift at the bar was as boring as ever. Drunken patrons hit on her and buzzed dudes offered to get her wasted; same shit, different day. That was of course until Charlie came in through the door, glancing around the room before hesitantly sitting herself down at the bar.

“Hey there.” Jo greeted her with a smile, resisting the urge to let the ‘what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this’ line that was threating to slip past her lips fall.

“Hey, uh, you took my phone and I kinda need it back,” Charlie said fishing the phone out of her pocket.

Jo’s smile faltered just a bit. She had almost dared to hope that maybe Charlie had been as interested in her as she was. “Right,” she forced a small laugh, pulling and identical phone out of her jeans pocket, “sorry about that.”

Charlie batted at the air, “Pffft, no big.”

For the first time, an awkward moment passed between the two of them, neither of the women moving or saying anything.

“So, can I get you a drink?” Jo asked.

A sly little smile pulled at the corner of Charlie’s lips, “Are you offering to buy me a drink?”

“Would you take it if I offered?”

“Hell yeah,” Charlie said, slapping her hand against the wood grain.

“Then absolutely.”

@whitmerule you asked to be tagged in Pokemon Go AUs, so here you go

@mayalaen asked for geeky femslash, so here it is 

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YES ESPECIALLY WHEN PERFECT FEMSLASH OMG THANK YOU VERY MUCH mmm charlie/jo adorableness

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“On this island, there is an easy way to do things and a hard way. With the Kapu, talking to Kawika before we go after Levi and Diego is the easy way.”
“Ah, so what’s uh, throwing somebody in a shark tank and then hanging another guy off a roof?” 
“Those guys were from out of town.”
[ hawaii five-0 ‘none of your faves are white’ au ] ➼ requested by anonymous
daniel wu as steve mcgarrett | yasmine al masri as danny williams
** AU in which Steve McGarrett is fourth generation Chinese-American and Danny Williams is a Lebanese hijabi from New Jersey. 
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i read that as lesbian hijabi, but. y'know. probably goes without saying.

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ABORT ABORT

- Mary Winchester was 29 when she died - Charlie Bradbury was 30 - If Amara were to resurrect them BOTH - Then while the boys are lookin up reverently at their young mother as if at a matriarch - And joking around with their little sister - Said little sister and matriarch are getting on like a house on fire, or like siblings - (OR LIKE NOT-SIBLINGS but the boys are completely incapable of seeing it because their brains short-circuit if they try)

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7PM is clearly not to early. Go sleep and let the poor lizard deal with it’s identity crisis tomorrow :)

SHE SHE IS A GIRL not that she knows because she has never met anybody else but DON’T CONFUSE HER FRUTHER hey I think I pre-emptively ship her with the t-rex who has years of assertive feminiinity on her

they’re going to eat each other aren’t they this is a tragic otp in the making

THEY WERE TORN APART BY CIRCUMSTANCES and big teeth. :(

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oops, I seem to be adding accidental cross-species femslash to this story.

well, I won't be making it explicit (unless perhaps in a timestamp!), but if since they are sharing a bed, you may don your ship goggles and decide for yourselves what Anna and Ruby get up to at night.

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Decency and Desire (10/?): In Which there is Much Rehearsing of the Play, and of various other things

Noteif you are not fairly familiar with Twelfth Night, and/or are having trouble working out what's going on in the scenes they're rehearsing, I recommend reading this on AO3 instead, where there are mouseover summaries of the play scenes in question.

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I publish the Banns of Marriage between Castiel Milton of Swaffham Bulbeck and Joanna Harvelle of Willingdown Hall. If any of you know cause, or just impediment, why these two persons should not be joined together in holy Matrimony, ye are to declare it. This is the second time of asking.

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  “Say I do speak with her, my lord - what then?”

Dean turned, paced back the length of the ‘stage’ marked off at one end of the ballroom. His eyes were sparkling to match the spangled green of Orsino’s cloak thrown about his shoulders (as yet unhemmed), his gestures extravagant and impassioned. Charlie thought he looked very well indeed in his delight at the sport, although not so well as Jo did in Viola’s breeches.

“O, then unfold the passion of my love! Surprise her with discourse of my dear faith!” Dean tipped Jo a wink, a roughish conspiratorial sort of expression that looked queer directed to a woman, although Charlie had seen him use it many times with familiar gentlemen. “It shall become thee well to act my woes - she will attend it better in thy youth than in a nuncio’s of more grave aspect.”

“I think not so, my lord,” replied Jo, with Viola’s words. Charlie thought she sounded a little distracted, a little hasty as she spoke her line almost too late; but it was only natural for Viola to find herself bewildered by Orsino’s charms.

“Dear lad, believe it,” and Dean stepped closer to her, more earnest in tone and expression than when he spoke of the distant unattainable Olivia: reached out to touch her cheek. “For they that say thou art a man shall yet belie thy happy years. Diana’s lip is not more smooth and rubious; thy small voice is as the maiden’s organ, shrill and sound; and all is semblative a woman’s part. I know thy constellation is right apt for this affair.”

Charlie herself had suggested that direction - that Orsino ought to stand close, to trace over the features he described with eye and hand as with voice, that Viola ought to look at Orsino with love - but she found herself startled nevertheless, in watching them rehearse it. Jo seemed frozen, lips a little parted as they had been before he had touched her; her eyes were fixed upon Dean’s face, wide and wondering and still as if bewitched; and there was little of Viola in her demeanour. A curious moment of honesty, that stirred unexpected warmth in Charlie’s belly: how would it be to have a man you had loved look on you like that, in the safety of theatricals?

It lasted only a moment, as Dean made a grimace that was presumably intended to convey Love Unacknowledged. Then Jo was looking away, tossing her head with an awkward little laugh, and Dean was stepping back, clearing his throat, and ordering invisible servants to attend ‘Cesario’ on his quest to woo Olivia.

Charlie shot a look sideways at Mr Milton, where he was lounging in his chair to watch the rehearsal, but even his sharp scrutiny (fastened though it had been on all four of them of late) seemed to have caught nothing amiss. Perhaps it had been only Charlie’s imagination.

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Decency and Desire (4/?) - in which Jo has opinions, and Charlie makes a decision

Note: Jane Austen herself notwithstanding, this society tends, by its nature, to suppress the female voice; so I decided I was not comfortable telling this story entirely from Dean's point of view. Therefore I have now popped my Jo-POV cherry and my femslash cherry all at once! Semi-explicit F/F sex in this chapter, btw.

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“I shall not be a poor old maid,” Charlie had cried at seventeen, flushed and charmed with her own daring, “and it is poverty only which makes celibacy contemptible to the public!”

At four and twenty, Jo saw little of the same energy in her beloved friend.

The resolution was the same - the charm of it rather faded. Deflecting the attentions of eager suitors was a tiresome business - and Charlie had a worse time of it than Jo did, having the sweeter disposition and a far larger fortune - and the wondering eyes of society, whether pitying or malicious, were even more wearying.

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