Found this on Facebook…

BRING BALTHAZAR BACK 2K17, BRING THAT SARCASTIC ANGEL BACK PLEASE! I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO AN ANGEL FROM THE SHOW MORE THAN HIM!

Just

Look

At

This

Angel

@spnfangirlforeversammyrules

BRING HIM BACK

I’m ok with that… it will be great, but guys seriously, we’re waiting for Gabriel’s return since season 5 and we actually are at season 13, and there’s still no sign of him so unless a miracle…

well guys..here is a happy thought, episode 18 is entitled ‘bring em back alive’, who do we know is the only person to be able to wake angels in the empty?I’m not saying jack will bring everyone back..just a select few, so the angels do not go extinct…

Yes, a thousand times yes!

well technically jack didn't bring cas back, he just woke him up and the empty got annoyed but if he got annoyed just at one cas can you imagine the sheer force of irritation if not only gabriel but balthazar suddenly woke up in the empty WHEN HE WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD NIGHT'S [eternity's] SLEEP BECAUSE OF THEIR OTHER BROTHER he'd probably just slingshot the whole damned lot of them back into reality because screw that

Sometimes Balthazar breaks into the Vatican for no reason other than to steal the pope’s stupid hat. 

He likes to make the security cameras glitch, too. It amuses him to see men of faith trying to pretend they don’t believe it could be a ghost.

this is true tbh

Together, they colud save the world…

HOW DARE YOU

so hold on which half is naked GABRIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING

New Headcanon

Not only did Balthazar fake his death (obviously)

He raised this guy from perdition

They don’t really have a profound bond as such.  They do have a cat named Robbie. 

Also this is Robbie

Robbie Thomcat

Adam has seen Balthazar talk to Robbie like they were in a real conversation several times.  He can’t work out if angels can talk to cats, if Robbie can talk, or if Balthazar has had too much scotch.

He would call Dean and ask.  But he doesn’t have Dean’s number, and currently feels that his elder brother is a asshat.  He said so to Robbie once, who yowled and knocked Adam’s glass off the table.  Robbie can be a asshat sometimes too.  But it would be hard not to love Robbie.

Head canon accepted

i am 98765423648% sure the reason Gabriel and Balthazar haven’t been brought back is because every time they saw dean and cas together they’d just be like

no but really though can someone please photoshop their faces into this GIF

Done

Son of a bitch

I can’t stop laughing

Calthazar seems to be the theme for the day, today. and everyone agrees: there should be more :)

Yes, very nice, but have you considered Balthazar and Gabriel teaming up on Sam or Sam and Dean?

No. But I have now… I have now…

I think fic writers want to give Cas an asshole ex, because reasons, but may have a harder time putting him with (to list a few l know we’ve seen but much less often): Zachariah (vast age difference?), Gabriel (brother/too nice?), Uriel (vast dislike/racism?), Amelia Novak (hetero/too waspish?), or Daphne (too nice/total lack of chemistry?). But writers nonetheless persevere and give him those asshole exes as well, just maybe less often. My guess would be that Balthazar is just WAY more fun to write than any of these (with the obvious exception of their older brother), and also writers want to assume Cas has, well, you know. Good taste in dudes. Which.

I’ve also read Balthazar not as eeevil but just as that sort of charmingly louche ex-spouse from your first marriage that you’re kind of embarrassed about, because they cheated on you pretty much starting during your honeymoon; but you’ve now been friends so long you still finish each other’s sentences like exasperated extended family (thinking particularly here of Balthazar in Rolling Rover, which I’m too sleepy/on mobile to spell properly/link). Anyway! no clear point here just thinking aloud. The world needs more Balthazar in fics, period, I feel we all agree.

Can we agree to share a load of fics that have well-written Balthazar? ‘Cause yeah, they are ridiculously hard to find. I can think of maybe three offhand where he’s well-written and has a decent part in the story?

ooo yes. there is so LITTLE balthazar and I have only really written him once or twice and feel like both times he was what the fic demanded rather than what he is in canon and. i want to see more of him!

11x15 | Beyond the Mat

and you still won't find what Balthazar did with them.

See more at Texts from Last Apocalypse

Text from Texts from Last Night.

Images from Home of the Nutty

YES

Urban legend states that if you say supernatural 3 times the fandom will appear with a totally relevant gif.

Let’s try. Supernatural

Supernatural

S u p e r n a t u r a l

I’ve seen this a million times and never. Ever. Is it the same gif.

but this! is the best gif yet

Hey whitmerule!  Priorities, am I right? 

I love you. :)

Samandriel’s reception committee

Gabriel probably has no idea what he’s actually eating. Only sweet thing available in Purgatory and it looks like blueberries. And Balthazar probably doesn’t know more about the herbs he used to make his tea…He just knows he infused something. Not like they care if they die, they are in a place where they just pop back to life whenever they get killed. It hurts as shit, but they eventually come back.