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whit merule

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The theme of this blog is 'things that are making me happy'. If you're looking for my Cats content, it's at @junkyard_gifs.I am on AO3 under the name 'whit_merule'. This is a hatred-free blog, and a safe space for your identity and for your fandom preferences. (I am a bisexual ace in my thirties, with 'she' pronouns.) Ship who you ship, love who you love, be whoever you really are as hard as you damn well can, and tag as appropriate for anything that might make others uncomfortable.
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clownrock

I want an AU where Dean is a popular YouTuber who is married to Cas, but no one knows it. Cas is a high school teacher who is kind of awkward, but every once in a while he’ll mention a meme and all of his students are confused wonder how he knows that.

Then one day when he’s teaching he hears a group of girls giggling in the back of the class, so he walks back there and sees them watching one of Dean’s videos. It’s his “never have I ever” video, and right he’s talking about getting a speeding ticket. Right before the girls see Cas he hears one of them say “I wonder what kind of car he drives” so Cas responds, “Do not ever get Dean Winchester started on his car. He will never shut up.” as he takes the phone and walks away, leaving the girls dumbfounded.

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bonepoem

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Destiel AU - Agender!Cas, College AU

“So… agender, huh?”

Dean was clearly still wrapping his head around it. But he was significantly sober, pressing an ice pack to his head as he slowly spooned chicken noodle soup into his mouth. He made happy faces whenever he bit down, which made Castiel smile, since he’d worked hard at it when Dean woke up complaining about cravings.

“Yes,” Castiel replied. He watched Dean eat from across the table, uncertain of what to say or do. As promised, he’d explained everything again once Dean woke up and was coherent enough to understand. Surprisingly enough, he remembered most of what happened the previous night, saving both of them embarrassment and a lot of awkward detail sharing.

Dean nodded seriously and stared at the spoon sitting in front of his mouth, judging it silently before pushing it in and chewing quietly.

He swallowed but didn’t speak. Castiel dared not break the silence.

“So…” Dean said, finally, setting down the spoon. He leveled his gaze at Castiel, uncertainty written clear as day across his face. “Is there anything I can do? To help?”

Castiel stared at him. A slow smile spread across his face, and he felt the familiar bloom of warmth reach out inside his chest, taking root and pulling everything up with it. He laughed and covered his face.

“Did I say something wrong?” Dean asked.

Castiel shook his head, waved his hand in reassurance.

“No, Dean,” he replied. “You said nothing wrong at all.”

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... from the WIP that I'm working on, faintly edited to remove any broader clues as to plot and setting.

  “I think Dean is falling in love with me,” Castiel confessed.

The fire was burning low, and it was almost midnight by the stars; but everybody was restless and nobody was much inclined to sleep. 

Balthazar squinted at him, and flicked fish guts into the fire with the tip of his knife. “So you haven’t lost your touch. How shockingly unremarkable.”

Castiel glared at him.

“I thought you were angling for just this. Infatuation, reverence, adoration, the dreamier the better.”

“It isn’t better for Dean.”

“You, my lad,” Balthazar declared, “are becoming soppy. If you’re leading him by the nose, or whatever part of him you’ve got your delicate little claws into, it’s all to his own good in the end. After all, he’ll be keeping the throne.”

There was a hard edge underneath that, and Castiel pursued it ruthlessly. “We will leave, Balthazar. Sooner or later, we will return home, and he’ll be left here.”

“Cassie, darling,” Balthazar said, and he laughed. “You’ve never worried about leaving broken hearts before. What makes this boy so special?”

“The land depends on Dean,” Castiel replied at once. “I can’t leave him bitter.”

Balthazar took on his sage look. “When one is in love one begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving oneself. That is what the world calls a romance.”

“Go away, Balthazar.”

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highermagic

Dragon!Castiel being born in the dark ages, going into a really long hibernation, and when he wakes up it’s to a modern-day world instead.

Dragon!Castiel discovering things like cars and airplanes. He doesn’t use them of course because his powerful wings are far stronger and he wouldn’t be comfortable in such a small space but he’s honestly amazed at the intuition and imagination of humans.

Dragon!Castiel trying coffee for the first time and delighting in the warmth he feels just like his fire when he drinks it. He likes it so much that he savors it all day, softly blowing on it whenever it starts to cool so that his drinks stays hot for hours and hours.

Dragon!Castiel realizing that he doesn’t have to work so hard to disguise himself as before because humans have now started to figure out how to put metal under their skin and the first time he sees a woman with a split tongue he snakes his right back out at her and they both grin and become friends.

Dragon!Castiel letting his natural scale pattern come out over his face and across the back of his neck in what looks like an incredibly detailed tattoo along his collarbones and down his arms, and letting his horns jut proudly from the top of his head because he’s let his hair grow a little thicker and it hides the point where his horns join his head reasonably well.

Dragon!Castiel grinning and waving at small children who want to ‘Play with the dragon’ and letting them pet his horns and scales all they want.

Dragon!Castiel finding out about the internet and looking to all these stories containing dragons; sometimes they’re the villains and sometimes they’re the heroes. He makes friends with other people who want to look like dragons, the woman with the split tongue and another man with rings all up his nose, and they cheer on the dragons in Reign of Fire and tear up at Draco’s death in Dragonheart.

Dragon!Castiel getting lonely and missing a mate, finding sites like herpy and bad-dragon online and ordering a dildo much like his own penis as well as the fem dragon toy and using them both liberally whenever the urge to mate strikes him because he has yet to meet a human who can satisfy him that way.

Dragon!Castiel finally feeling comfortable enough to let his tail and wings grow out of his human body as well, and people just assume he’s a very skilled costume designer and with his new friends they start making wings and costumes modeled after his natural body type and soon there’s a whole underground society of people wearing wings like his and horns and Castiel starts feeling like he’s part of his brood again.

Dragon!Castiel meeting Dean at one of the fetishist conventions and preening under Dean’s admiring gaze and touch, and it turns out Dean’s a tattoo artist and his own very skilled friend has patterned a motif of dragons down his arms and across his back.

Dragon!Castiel and Dean becoming friends and Dean learning everything he can about him, not afraid even when Castiel gets angry and shows his sharp teeth or hisses at him with his forked tongue.

Dragon!Castiel getting angry one day and spitting fire at Dean and that’s the point when Dean realizes he’s very much a real dragon but he doesn’t run away or become afraid like humans used to back before Castiel went to sleep but instead he wants to see all of Castiel and learn everything about him.

Dragon!Castiel going with Dean out into an old abandoned warehouse and finally for the first time in years lets himself fully change form and when Dean sees him he’s absolutely speechless before asking if he can draw Castiel in all his forms.

Dragon!Castiel agreeing and spending a lot of very happy days with his new artist friend and warming Dean with the fire in his belly when Dean gets cold and, one day, he takes Dean flying and it’s the first time Dean’s ever been in the air without being afraid.

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Dean is a mechanic. He thinks Cas is hot. Cas thinks the same of Dean.

someone gimmie fic

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whitmerule

No, but, you see. That look in the second gif? That's not the look Castiel gives somebody he's never met before, just because they think he's hot. That's his knowing fond-sly "oh really?" face.

So what this says to me is they've already met. They met at A Thing a month ago, maybe Sam's 21st which was mostly Sam's university friends but Sam insisted on dragging Dean along, and Dean's not their type and he can't talk to them because they all talk about smart things and social issues and Dean's just a dumb mechanic, okay? and ends up sitting grouchily in the dark in a corner booth nursing his drink. 

But Castiel ends up in the same booth, because his sister dragged him here for some other reason and he's hiding from Meg who's rather too attentive, and Dean laughs and lets him hide, and for some reason within ten minutes finds that he's brightened right up and they're chattering away as if they've known each other for years, even though Castiel's filthy rich with old money and also working on his PhD and that's even less Dean's type than Sammy's friends, right? Only there's something about his eyes, and the way he smiles down at his hands, and his cluelessness about the noises he describes his car as making and the way he scowls over it, and the things he half-says in a soft sort of way about his family, and the way he looks at Dean and sees right through his bullshit...

Then they met again, a week after that, quite by chance, when Dean's out playing wingman to Charlie in a gay-and-others club, and he gets so distracted talking to Cas (and hey, if the guy's here then there's a possibility, right?), and leaning in just a little closer, and watching the self-satisfied curve of Castiel's mouth and just about to lean in right there, that he loses track of everything else. And then suddenly Charlie's dragging him away because her friend Gilda's in trouble, sick or roofied, and suddenly Dean has to swing into protective mode and Castiel has to help drag her away from whatever about-to-be-nasty is about to go wrong. Then they're bundling her into a taxi, and hopping in with her to be sure she's okay, and before Dean can look up and grin and ask for Castiel's number, the chance is gone, and they're gone, and he doesn't even know the guy's surname.

And the moment is gone. And Dean's cursing himself for days after that, because if he'd just asked sooner, just taken him outside and slipped away somewhere by themselves - but then Charlie might have got in trouble too.

And Castiel scowls a lot and asks intense questions of his friends who were there about who that man was, or that girl, or anything that might help lead him back to him, but draws a blank. And he possibly kicks his car once or twice, because it - she isn't running as well as she should be and he doesn't understand, and Dean talked about her like a living thing but all Castiel sees is a hunk of parts that don't do what he wants and cost him money.

And so they both give up after a couple of weeks, and Castiel goes back to his lonely, quiet room where he has to sit all day reading articles and trying to make something new and interesting out of it, then fold out the sofa into a bed with a creaky foot and a hard bar in the middle, and sleep all night in the same space, then do it all over again the next day. And Dean settles back into the garage and flirts and winks at everybody just the same as always, greasy hands on greasy rag, horrible coffee in the break room but he loves it just the same, especially the way Jo wrinkles up her whole face to complain about it and pretends she doesn't notice when he dumps extra sugar in hers because she wouldn't admit that she loves it.

Only then one day a Mr Novak leaves his cranky old Toyota, and Dean's muttering curses to himself about the idiot who'd let his car get to this stage, but he does what he can, keeps it in another two days to make sure it's safe because he can't let someone out on the road in this car until he's good and sure. And when Mr Novak comes in to pick it up, and Dean goes out all ominous and squared up to explain to an annoyed customer just why the bill's as large as it is...

... well, he gets a little side-tracked.

There'll be plenty of time to explain over dinner, right?

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i feel like if Dean was a soccer player his position would be keeper, because he’s strong and tall and sturdy, and would be one of those veteran players like Casillas who becomes captain who the whole team trusts because he takes time to learn all of their individual styles and supports their play accordingly, and always takes the younger players under his wing ;u;

Cas of course is the classic midfielder: he’s quick and technically marvellous but most of all he’s strategic. he’s the one that sets up plays to perfection, who’s not a high scorer on his own, but always knows where to place the ball for his team. basically he’s the Gerrard of the team and just as cute to boot uwu

as the keeper Dean would also be the one to take losses the hardest, feeling guilty and responsible for letting anything in even if the goal wasn’t really the fault of his keeping. during these times Cas would try and console him by trying to lump all the blame for losing on himself, and then they’d get into a petty argument about who’s fault it was more until they realise they could be kissing instead

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whitmerule

These metaphors make no sense to me because I don't know the game, but the character analysis makes me happy, plus the kissing is cute. :)

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lokisimpala

What if Supernatural is just a story being written by a lonely writer who lives across the street from these two brothers? No one ever really spoke to him, or bothered to ask if he was okay, but one day his car broke down and the older brother came out and helped him fix it. The next day the younger brother came over to see if he could use his computer to take an online test for class and they end up talking about Stanford. Suddenly, he has friends, and they are his heroes, so he sits down and writes amazing adventures where the brothers are the heroes, and they save people. Bad things happen, but family is the most important thing. 

Then, on a whim, he writes himself into the story. He changes his mind later, and kills the character based on himself, but neither brother will let him stay out of their lives for long. If he hides away, they come and find him. If he tries to cut them out, they forgive him. 

One day he comes home to find the elder brother on his computer, reading his stories, and all he can think of is how he wrote his own character, staring longingly at this man, wistful, but ever distant. 

"So Dean…that’s me, right?"

And he nods, ever so slightly. “I’m sorry.”

"Sorry for what?"

"For Cas."

And then the elder brother grins. “What are you talking about? Cas is my favorite character.”

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whitmerule

OH (I thought it was Chuck until more than halfway through sorry this makes much more sense now that I have figured that out and it makes me happy.)

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dickbaggins

At the cosy wedding reception, Sam can’t detangle his hand from Castiel’s, can’t stop staring down at their entwined fingers, at the way the candlelight from their table-for-two glints off the silvery bands, duller around the middle where the metal is brushed but bright orange and yellows on the outer edges. That’s his abiding memory of the reception, soaring happily above even their first dance (which was beautiful even if Cas got shy and had his head buried in Sam’s shoulder for half the song) and the cake (red velvet with thick buttercream, a miniature cake for the grooms and cupcakes for everyone else) and toasts (Dean got choked up and emotional but mostly held it together). Even in the limo to the hotel, they’re holding hands, all the way to the elevator, to their gorgeous honeymoon suite, Sam tugging on Cas’s arm so they both tumble into bed, and even then, he doesn’t let go.

It’s been a long day and they fall asleep half-dressed on the huge plush bed, Cas with his hand on Sam’s chest, fingertips warm and soft, and the last thing Sam remembers before he falls asleep is twisting his hand up with his husband’s, smiling sleepy and soft against his hair, kissing at his forehead and running his thumb over Cas’s wedding ring.

When he wakes up in the morning, they’re still hand-in-hand and Cas is awake and beaming at him and the room is all sun-bright, sheets warm and rumpled. Cas slips easily astride Sam, takes both his big hands and pins them gently over his head and leans down for a kiss that they both smile into, Sam whispering low, “Morning, husband,” and Cas laughs happily against his mouth. Sam feels his fingers spinning the ring before they link fingers, and although they’re supposed to be at brunch, no one comes looking for them when they decide to spend all morning in bed, and when that’s not enough, the better part of the afternoon.

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For some reason, today’s fic rec seems harder to write than usual. Tamryn Eradani’s Carry On has a lot to say, so I’m going to “broad-stroke” it for you. It was a good story.

No, not just good.

Haunting.

It’s a Destiel AU. Castiel Milton is a high-powered (and unhappy) corporate man and Dean Winchester is a…well, essentially, he’s a prostitute. He has sex for money. He is supporting his Stanford-bound younger brother because they have a dad who is a deadbeat and an alcoholic. Dean is not just some streetwalker. He enters into these dom/sub contracts. What’s dom/sub, you ask? It fits somewhere in whatever you think you understand about BDSM. It is likely that whatever you think you know; you probably don’t. It’s a relationship. There are rules, etiquette, scenes. There are contracts, for goodness sakes. Communication is key. That turns out to be the lynchpin that holds this particular story together. It might be what makes Tamryn Eradani tick. I’ve read other stuff by her and her character’s either succeed or fail based on how well they communicate with each other. I’m going to go ahead and name that as this story’s main theme.

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whitmerule

Wholeheartedly seconded, if there's anybody following me who hasn't read it!

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Politician AU: Gabriel is known to be an investigator who always finds a way to reveal the dirtiest secrets. When he is hired by Richard Roman to expose his competition Samuel Winchester. Gabriel pretends to be a reporter to get close to the guy but he finds him squeaky clean. He takes another approach and becomes his lover, having recorded them on the act he intends to release the video but backs away after discovering he developed feeling for the guy. The footage gets in the press hands anyway causing a scandal. What will happen to Sam’s dream? and their relationship?

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whitmerule

nooooooo but YES that perfect exchange of looks in that last gif.

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lysanatt

Okay, so I might have been a bit busy recently when I actually forgot to link to this monster epic from my own tumblr… Anyway, here’s what have kept me from writing The House Angel anything else for a month or three: Dean/Gabriel, Sam/Lucifer Word count: 101,000

Summary: Since the High Lord and his children took over Earth a century ago, winning the Cage has been the fast lane to fame and fortune for the champion. Defeat is not as pleasant: the loser is sold to the highest bidder. Of course Dean had to try. And to be honest, Dean thought that he would be the one on the podium after the last fight. Instead he is kneeling in the dirt, battered and bruised, the Lords and Ladies of America fighting to buy him (contains non-Dystopic future!AU, safe-sane-consensual BDSM, power-play, praise-kink, voyeurism, exhibitionism, sounding, slavery, piercings, marriage/marriage proposal, happy end).

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whitmerule

#Jensen Ackles#photoshoot#quick someone write fic where Dean and Cas meet at a wedding#they're both guests of Sam and Jess#and they see each other across the church as Sam says 'I do'#and Dean and Cas are both crying#and they wander over to each other after the ceremony with drinks in their hands#and shyly make eye contact again then giggle#then strike up conversation about how they know the bride and groom#Dean's like 'I'm Sam's big bro#and Cas says 'I'm Jessica's best friend'#and Dean's like 'sooo I guess I might be seeing a lot more of you from now on'#Cas smiles beautifully and his eyes twinkle#and his voice is as radiant as the light in the church as he says 'I think I'd like that'#* This is perfect except for the fact that it omits the phrase SHARP-DRESSING DEAN who is totally taking the opportunity of the wedding to dress in pink and white. In a manly way.

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