At the park
Beagle: I'm sniffing I'm sniffing important business finding smells much smell very explore wow
Lab: NEW FRIEND!!!!?!! BOOOOOOOUNCE bounce bounce bobbaunce bounce!
Beagle: ..... Not bounce.
Lab: BUT BOUNCE??????!?! :)))))))))
Beagle: you're bouncing on my smell
Lab: This is great YOU MOVED WE ARE FRIENDS IN BOUNCE YAY NEW FRIEND!!!!
Beagle: Look, kid, you are more than twice my size and half my age and you have way too much energy and walks are Serious Business STOP BOUNCING ON ME MY VOICE IS MUCH LOUDR THAN YOURS
Lab: ......!!!?? you yell at me? Um :(((((( ????
Beagle: Humph.
Lab: solution - BOUNCE!!??!?!! Hopefully?
Beagle: KIDS THESE DAYS
Lab: you yell again you don't like me how to fix this
Lab: I have limited social vocabulary?
Lab: um
Lab: how about
Lab: B... b....
Beagle: don't do it
Lab: BOUNCE!????!!???!??!!!!!! :))))))))))!!?
#beagles#dogs#labradors#golden retrievers#happens at least three times a week#and this is why Oliver has never liked labs and goldies#too much oversized enthusiasm and no ability to take social cues like#I had rather not play right now#which is fine except when the owners take the line of#oh she just wants to play she's fine#yes I can see that#he does not#and she is squashing him#oh now he is baying at her to make her go away#and now you are telling me I need to control my dog#sigh