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Thank you! You dont happen to know if anyone uploaded it? Because I cant find it on youtube...
I haven't really kept track of the karaoke videos, I'm afraid, but I didn't see anyone recording - they would have had to hold their phone above their heads, so it wouldn't have been comfortable or practical. There may be some snippets here and there, but not of the whole thing.
hi, do you know in which convention the guys sang "you're the voice" in the karaoke party?
That was at AHBL 4 in Melbourne - the same con as the transcripts and audios I'm putting up - but I didn't record it because the noise at the karaoke was ridiculous. :)
#R (to some people with a banner): I like your art! I’m looking at this, and it says (taking it from them and holding it up for everyone to see) “We love you Richard Speight Jr” - which is me, which is cool -
#M: Thanks for including me.
#R: - and I look for a second, though, and this art - it’s lovely art, it’s not you, it’s me - (it’s the text surrounded by two cartoonish fluffy wings, fairly rounded) I thought it was two brains. Two brains!
#M: You know, Rich -
#R: “WE LOVE YOU RICHARD SPEIGHT JR! BRAIN, BRAIN!”
#M: You know what they say - two brains don’t make a right!
#R: It’s so true, Matt. So true.
#M: ... I don’t know where I was going with that joke.
Link goes to my LJ. Audio file will be up in the morning because it is taking a long time to upload and I have a headache and need to go to bed, but the transcript is there now!
Mark: (squeaky) Oh no! Are you going to speak with a high-pitched voice again or are you going to talk properly down low?
Rob: (squeaky) This is my imitation of you! No!
Mark: (squeaky) No!
Rob: You at six.
Mark: Me at six was (deep) No!
Rob: “Come on, have some porridge!” (squeaky) “No!”
Mark (appalled): Porridge? Who the hell eats porridge? I’m not Scottish! Porridge!
Rob: “Come on, have some... bangers and mash?” (squeaky) “No! No! I don’t want it!”
Mark: Bangers and mash for breakfast? What about bubble and squeak?
Rob: You don’t eat bangers and mash for breakfast?
Mark: You ever had bubble and squeak? You know what bubble and squeak is?
Rob: Not a clue!
Mark: Well, after your Sunday roast, you get, you know, the Brussel sprouts and the mashed potatoes that are left over, you get butter, put ‘em in a pan, fry it up... and why’s it called bubble and squeak?
Rob: Why?
Mark: It’s what it does to your stomach after you’ve eaten it.
Rob: Oh, then I’ve had that! I have that daily!
Mark: There you go! (to someone laughing in the audience) That was the weirdest laugh I’ve ever heard in my life. Who was that?
Rob: Big fan of my gas.
Mark: Big fan of the gas you pass?
Rob: So bangers and mash is - are there eggs in bangers and mash?
Mark: No. Bangers is sausages and mash is mashed potatoes.
Rob: Oh, there’s no beans or eggs?
Mark (very indignant): No! That would be bangers, mash, beans, and eggs! That’s like -
Rob: No wonder I keep ordering bangers and mash and they keep giving me mashed potatoes and sausages!
Mark (starting to laugh): And becoming disappointed that there’s no beans? There’s no ice cream in it, either!
Rob: I needed some eggs and beans!
Fan: Hi! I was wondering - is it hard to fake cry?
Mark: I can’t fake cry, I’m useless at it.
Fan: Really?
Mark: Mm, I don’t fake cry.
Fan: Didn’t you cry in the last episode?
Mark: And you’re saying it’s fake why? What would make it fake?
Fan: ... I don’t know.
Mark: Who did you come here with? Oh, you’re hiding, I saw somebody duck. You brought him here?
Someone in the same row as him: Um... in a group?
Mark: So you’re disowning him already? I didn’t fake cry.
Fan: Do you know how to fake cry?
Mark: Did anyone here cry when they saw it? (lots of ‘yes!’ from the audience) You don’t cry if I’m fake crying. See? No, I was crying. Because it’s sad! (lots of ‘awwws’ from the audience) I mean, think about it. Can you imagine being somebody in that position having to consider when you do not want to everything that you’ve ever done? Pretty scary!
Mark: Backstory for Crowley before he became Crowley? Are you going down the Fergus Roderick McLeod line? Because that’s all bullshit. It’s bullshit! It’s a wonderful lie. We played it - (to someone who’s standing up to reach her hand higher) it’s alright, I’ll get to you eventually! Sit down! Sit down! I can see you, you’ve got red hair, I can’t miss you. An Ariel. The little squirmaid. The little squeemaid? That’s quite funny. I amuse myself endlessly while doing this. What were we talking about? Me? We were talking about how brilliant I was in the finale. Backstory? I mean, we - stop. You stop smiling at me, you. You in the jacket there with the white stripe across the chest - troublemaker. We definitely approached it as though it was a transformation toward the human. Now, how much of it’s true, what the consequences are, how much of it sticks... what? (to people who are murmuring to each other) I can hear you! It’s kind of like being a professor - “I hope you brought enough for everybody!” But... yeah, we’ve not really dug that deep yet. Because the meatsuit’s not what’s really important, what you’re really looking at is what is the core of the demon, and that I think will - if he’s a demon, of course. You don’t know if he’s really a demon.
Various audience members: Yes we do.
Mark (shouting): What?
One audience member: You had purple eyes, you’re a demon.
Mark: How the hell would you know? You ever seen my eyes flash red? No! You really must watch the show. Bloody hell. Terrible.
(I think - from a later comment - that what he was implying here is that when we saw Linda Tran’s eyes go red, and saw the red smoke, that wasn’t actually Crowley but a Crowley impersonation or more of his tricks. Of course, it's also possible that he's just forgotten that because he wasn't in that scene, but given the thoughtfulness of the rest of his answer, and how much he gets into this whole 'nature of the demon' question, I doubt it.)
Link goes to my livejournal, where you can read the transcript or download the mp3 file. This one is not complete, sorry, because I came in late! But there's 45 minutes of Robby goodness.
(Some people leave for photos.)
Rob: Oh my god, that was a lot! You know what? You guys are missing out - I’m gonna do a strip tease. I’m so easy that I’ll do it again for you too. I’m a very easy guest. Thanks, I love you too. (chuckling a bit bashfully) You can have your way with me. I know. I’m like Sebastian, just more bashful about it. He humps the desk, I’m like, “should I hump the desk? Okay!” So I humped the desk!
Rob: I keep forgetting that I’m actually watching this with you guys and I’m supposed to be talking. I’m like “oh, right... shit.” So, Katherine I think is about to enter, who played Lilith in this episode, and I think she’s done some conventions, but I thought she was just lovely. Really lovely person, and really pretty. But she’d just gotten married... (audience makes ‘aww!’ noises) ... which is good! That’s a good thing! Because she’s married, and I’m married, so we bonded over both of us being safe. We’re safe, we’re all good. That’s the good thing about being married, you can be like, you’re not a creep show. I guess there are creepy dudes who are married, but come on, look at me. I’m the opposite of creep. I’m just more of a plaything. Watch how Sebastian manhandles me.
Links to my livejournal, where you can download the mp3 from mediafire if you want.
Sebastian: Hello, Mynameskate! Yesterday I did - yesterday in Sydney I was like - this girl came up to the microphone, said “My name’s Alyshia,” and I was like “So, Alyshia, what’s your name?” That got the best laugh! I was like, “shit, I should do it again”. So, Kate, what’s your name? Oh yes, Kate. “Kate of Kate Hall?” That’s from Taming of the Shrew, for Shakespeare enthusiasts.
Kate tries to start her question, but Sebastian is busy with Shakespeare.
Sebastian: “Oh, that this too, too...” Who’s this? (deep voice) “Oh that this too, too, sullied flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!”
Various audience members: Hamlet!
Sebastian: No, that’s a terrible Gandalf. (deep voice) “Frodo! Come here, Frodo! Come to papa!” (puts his hand on an imaginary hobbit-height head and guides it toward his crotch) “Good boy! Good b- oh! Frodo!” (higher) “Oh! Mr Frodo-oh-oh! Mr Frodo!” Did you notice there’s a peculiar relationship between Sam and - “Ooooh, Mr Frodo!” - he’s always, like, you know, “Mr Frodo, let me help you! I will jump on your back!” And he’s like, (eerily good Elijah Wood voice) “Oh, Sam, Sam, I love you, Sam. Put the cockring on - uh, the Ring! The Ring! The Ring of Mordor! The - the Ring.” (chuckles) Terrible, terrible. Sorry. Sorry! “The cockring of the - the Ring! The Ring!” Yes, Kate? Did you have a question? It was about that, wasn’t it? She’s holding her arm, she’s like - (feigns propping a tired arm up over his head and waving it around) You’re going to end up like that sufi. “No, no, I don’t have a question, I just had my arm up.” Yes, darling?
Kate: Okay! Um...
Sebastian: She’s like, “Okay! Shut the fuck up! Calm down! Where are your pills?” Yes, darling?
