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Dean is lying facedown with a really hot guy’s hands on his bare ass.

“Do you feel that, Dean?”

“No, no, that’s fine.”

“How about right…here?”

“Ow, yeah—um, that hurts.”

Let’s go back to the beginning.

It’s a Friday night, and Dean’s plans for the evening include wearing nothing but boxers, eating a tub of ice cream and catching up on the episodes of The Bachelor that he’s missed in the past few weeks. For all intents and purposes, he is definitely not expecting the night to end with a hot guy’s hands on his bare ass.

Unfortunately for Dean, he keeps procrastinating going to the grocery store and therefore does not have any ice cream in his house. In fact, he doesn’t have much of anything of the edible variety. But he’s already taken his pants off, so it looks like he’s stuck with the plain Quaker Oats instant oatmeal he accidentally bought a couple of weeks ago.

There’s the set-up, now moving onto the plot twist.

He misreads the directions on the box and cooks the oatmeal for way longer than you’re supposed to. When he goes to retrieve it from the microwave, he burns his hand and drops the bowl on the floor.

His hand hurts like a bitch, so he swings it wildly and hits a vase of flowers his roommate’s boyfriend bought her a couple of days ago. In his attempt to save the vase, he spins and jumps and lands flat on his ass.

The vase is fine.

He lands in the oatmeal. The scalding hot oatmeal surrounded by shards of broken glass.

And now we’re back.

Dean is in the ER with second degree burns on his hand and ass, a bruised tailbone and a couple of butt cheek cuts that probably need stitches.

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This is possibly the greatest ficlet I’ve ever read.

"Uncle Thorin!! That is the Smaug !!!?"

#Yes yes

#This is the moment we would be able to impress Uncle Thorin

#We such a good nephew…

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OH MAN I JUST HAD A THOUGHT. This whole season has been about putting Dean and Cas on an equal level. If you look at seasons 4-6, their problems mainly came about because they idealized each other, and when they didn’t live up to the idealized standards, their relationship suffered.

And being different species has been one of the biggest hurdles in seeing them as equals: Cas is more magically/physically powerful (being an angel), but in the TFW dynamic, Dean had more power as the keeper of social/human knowledge. And even when Cas became a human (or a hunter in 8x08), he floundered for a bit, having no power in this new situation.

BUT even from episode one of s9, Cas and Dean have been on parallel journeys that (I really hope) end with them on equal footing.

Castiel has been trying to figure out what he wants out of his existence, making the most out of the volatile situation and his changing species twice this season. As we see in 9x10 and 9x11, his time as a human, and subsequent re-angelification has made him understand humans, and more-importantly human emotion, better. He’s starting to get the physical language of humanity, with touches and hugs and sex. And with this episode, he now shares a common storytelling history with humanity.

Dean has also been moving toward seeing Cas as a person with feelings, rather than a blunt instrument (sidenote: this progression has been slowly happening in starts and fits since 7x17, but it’s been kicked into overdrive this season).

The times we’ve seen them together haven’t been them fighting monsters together (except 9x06). They are not using each other for whatever gifts they have defeating things (Castiel is very decidedly NOT Dean’s weapon this season), but instead when they are together on screen, or talking to each other on the phone, they have been shown to be each other’s friends first, allies second. In 9x01, 9x09, 9x10, and tonight, they provide emotional support (“How are you?” is asked IIRC in each of these episodes) and show that they really care about how the other is doing, and not just in the fight against evil. Cas cares about Dean’s state of mind and Dean cares about how Cas feels about being a human or angel again.

So as of this episode, Cas (more or less) gets Dean’s pop-culture references, one of the defining characteristics of Dean’s personality since s1. Now, Dean cares about Cas’ feelings and choices, letting Cas make his own decisions. 9x03 and 9x06 show us that they want to be together in some way or another, and I’m looking forward to them getting together on equal footing, making fully informed decisions to stay with each other without undue burdens of responsibility toward family weighing them down.

Unprecedented images of Western people looking just like you and me | Karl reMarks

amazing

Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”

I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!

Further, due credit to Ms. Day: This is how you react to having your conduct/language corrected. Classy as hell.

"they don’t even have a twitter"

what would sam and dean tweet about if they had twitters I need to know these things

deanzep: sam is this you

deanzep: sam r you getting this sam

deanzep: sam i found the grave it was julia raymond she was definitely the one haunting th

deanzep: son of a bitch why cant i type more

deanzep: wtf is a character 140 characters like o like letters

deanzep: hey sam text me back come on wtf r you doing

samofletters: my brother thinks twitter is an instant messaging service lol #remember2003 #deandoes

deanzep: go fuck yourself number sign sam u number sign dick

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT Like ok, Castiel being incredibly uncoordinated when he tries to be sexy. It’s one thing if he’s already in bed with Sam and they’re doing their thing, but if he’s walking backward he’ll trip over himself and bring Sam down with him.  Or one time, Sam had pushed Castiel back onto a table top. They were going at each other, everyone was fine but the moment Sam decided to lay Castiel out on it, hands on either side of his head, the table broke. Castiel made a sound he never thought he’d make, something like a yelp that died off into laughter at the sheer terror on Sam’s face as they crashed to the ground. Did it hurt? Yes. Did they lose their sex drive? Slightly. Castiel threw a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing while Sam’s body shook with it, face buried into Castiel’s shoulder.  They literally have some of the goofiest sex like the time they had a whipped cream dispenser only they over charged it without realizing and Sam wound up with an eyeful of cream. The wall behind him suffered. And the pillows. And the night table. And Dean’s duffle bag. Sam’s eye was bloodshot for two days after. Then there was the time when they were in mid-fuck with their music blasting out Lacrymosa when halfway through, and they were about to come too, Yakety Sax started playing. Castiel’s face deadpanned as he hung his head; Sam just seemed incredibly alarmed as he propped himself up to look at their stereo with look between are you fucking kidding me and what the fuck. Then Castiel started laughing when Sam fell to the bed with an arm over his face.  And seriously, who could forget about the time Castiel had thrown Sam against the wall, got his pants down after loosening the other up until he whimpered, only for their insipid, clingy dog to run in and lick his damn ass cheek.Sam never forgot the look of wide eyed, pursed lipped horror on Castiel’s face nor the subsequent ‘holy shit' to slip out of his mouth. It took Castiel a while before he could attempt to get intimate with Sam without scouring the place to make sure their dog didn't interrupt and even longer for Sam to stop bursting out into laughter every time he remembered. It wasn’t your ass, Sam. You wouldn’t be laughing if it was yours. Castiel had a point, but Sam couldn’t hear it over his snickering.  That was fine, honestly, because Castiel couldn’t hear Sam over the sound of him falling while trying to do a cute little dance to take his clothes off to. Castiel watched him from the bed as Sam crawled on all fours, twisted around, writhed- it was all very sexy. Until the moment his arms for some reason or another came out from under him and he crashed face first into the rug. Castiel tried, he tried so hard, not to laugh, but he couldn’t even stop it from bursting out of him. For the next two days, every time he looked at the red marks on Sam’s face, he got this dopey little grin on face that he had to hide by hanging his head and pretending that he wasn’t about to crack up.  JUST GOOFY AWKWARD SASTIEL SEX

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heres lestrade and mycrofts first meeting

BONUS:

MYCROFT KAWAII~ As it should be. 

favorite character meme | one character → kara thrace we do the same thing we always do. fight them until we can’t.

Remember who the real enemy is.

Supernatural Gender swap/Racebend

Nicole Beharie as Deena Winchester

Kat Graham as Samara Winchester

Gina Torres as Joanne Winchester

YEEEEESSSSDDZXZZZZZXZZZZZ

As an added bonus:

I have no idea what show this is or what this is in reference to, but this gifset makes me think,

"HEY AREN'T YOU THAT DUDE WE SAW WITH THAT JESUS GUY EARLIER?"

"... NOPE. NOPE. NOT ME SIR YOU MUST BE THINKING OF SOMEONE ELSE JESUS WHAT JESUS I SAW NO JESUS I NEVER HEARD OF NO JESUS SIR NOPE oh damn is that a rooster."

... hey, the Bible counts as mythology to me. :) Which means I get to ship it as random entertainment canon.