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like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen
there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him
My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:
Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day
reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents
they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”
our flag means death (2022-) season 1, episode 4 // high school musical 2 (2007) dir. kenny ortega
You ever wonder why you're so thirsty and then you look to see a glass of room temp water left on the counter?
I thought this was gonna be another post about your thirst for your mutuals. A little disappointed
Wait come back! I love all of my slutty mutuals so much 🥺
Me knocking over that nasty man stealing whore of a glass!
Nooo not the glussy
Tumblr knows👀
Man you lucky you got some really good friends 🥲
When you and the mutuals are thirsty
I had to read GLUSSY with my OWN EYES
Not the glussy post 😂
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Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!
What other people put on their body is generally no one else’s business, and they do not have “issues” for doing something that has meaning to them. Don’t reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don’t know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ
who cares about supernatural can we talk about the way his tits bounce
Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.
I think it’s time to bring this back.
oh.my fucking GOD
shit right into his massive nutsack
why did i watch this whole thing
Reblog if you're a Millennian and do not ever want to be taught anything unless you told it on the cell phone
reblog if this is the first time you’ve heard of this movie
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to
