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did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)
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whatever you do: don’t tell your baby girls that when a boy is mean to them, it’s because he has a crush on her. don’t teach your little girl that abuse is a sign of affection.
don’t
do
it
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when you feel the first cramp
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the lone gay friend in the friend group is such a lie
honestly give it like 5 years and the same friend group will have the one straight friend
we group together before we even know it
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bxgdanow-deactivated20170102
*talks about historical figures like i know them personally*
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That last one… oh man I’d fire the whole lot of them.
the-dual-trio
Well it’s a brilliant idea if you’re sure it won’t crush you
domina-cordis
Reason 54168946152 why men have a shorter lifespan than women
candyflossismycodeword
I want to cry, the pool one
All of these are so accurate
ikilltitansforfun
Its called natural selection
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the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard
werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF
aconnormanning
Fact: bisexuals are also werewolves
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I am fucking awesome, thank you
As a proud card carrying member of the Big Tittie Committee I can verify that these are all true.
yep, except I hate storing things in my cleavage.
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Everyone: OMG IT’S OCTOBER! FALL! PUMPKINS! COLD WEATHER WE CAN FINALLY BREAK OUT THE SWEATERS
Southern Californians: *still in summer clothes and bracing for record breaking triple digit temps in the middle of the worst drought*
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16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
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Latin women often play the role of the seductress, like Roselyn Sanchez in Rush Hour II and Marisa Tomei (an Italian-American actress from Brooklyn) in The Perez Family. The seductive, sexy Latinas entice men. This stereotype often crosses into dangerous territory when high school-aged Latinas are showcased with the same promiscuity, such as Naya Rivera’s Santana Lopez or Francia Raisa’s Adrian Lee. Jack Thomas, a writer for Tu Vez, wrote “When white women are prostitutes, they are usually the “hooker with a heart of gold” like in Pretty Woman. When a Latina is a whore, she’s just a slut.” The “La Virgen y La Puta” stereotype is especially idiotic when Hollywood tries to convince its viewers that Latinas happen to be both fiery and uncontrollable while also fitting to be a nanny or maid.
In the second trope we’ll examine, the “La Virgen/the Virgin,” the poor little Latina is trapped in the submissive role of a housekeeper or nanny and is usually rescued by a kind-hearted white man. For an example, look at Jennifer Lopez in Maid in Manhattan or Maria from America’s favorite musical West Side Story. Maria is the innocent yet submissive Puerto Rican girl who is swept off her feet by a charming white man. The story writes itself. Yet, with regards to the “La Puta/the Whore” part of the paradox, do a quick Google search of the words “Latin woman” and you’ll find yourself amidst hundreds of links taking you to kinky, exotic porn or dating sites to find the perfectly enticing Latin woman for you.
Currently Hollywood only has two roles for Latinas: the slut and the maid
Alicia Perez, Latina Women On Screen: A Realistic Portrayal? on Feminspire.com (via feminspire)
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I know the Dior commercial starring Charlize Theron is a big success, but I can’t help thinking that if they had just shown this video of Beth Ditto singing Heavy Cross they could have saved a ton of money (they already paid for the song) and been just as effective. I know I would watch it every time….just sayin….;)