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There's No Crying At Costco

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hi I'm Tobi and I like snakes, plants, and sociology.
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pseudomantis

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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embervoices

(There is a lot more. Rather than give you all the images, I've copied the full text below.)

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snailchimera
  1. This is actually the most hopeful thing I've read since the election. It's hard to believe we'll all be okay just because we're full of spite or we're on the right side of history. It's easy to believe Trump and his administration is a pile of venomous bucket crabs in clownshoes.
  2. Take that part about grifters and amateur analysts on the left seriously. Scam artists take advantage of panic and desperation, and a lot of us are feeling panicked and desperate. Also, when people are panicked and desperate, their critical thinking skills suck and they don't necessarily come to logical conclusions even when doing their best. God knows I've fallen for scams and dramatic worst case scenarios. The most important thing is to check your sources and be suspicious of dramatic appeals to emotion (though dramatic appeals to emotion don't mean something is false, either).
  3. Isolation fries your brain. I know there are lots of ways to wind up trapped in an isolating situation, but reach out to other people- preferably multiple groups of other people- any way you can. Volunteering is a good way to do this.
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tuherrus

merle is good for a lot of choice grunkle stan lines

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anistarrose

[ID: art of Merle from The Adventure Zone. He’s a dwarf with dark brown skin, with a curly gray beard braided with flowers. He’s pointing a thumb at himself, angrily shouting: “The only wrinkly monster that harasses my family is me!” End ID.]

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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

"Am I evil for resenting well-meaning displays of affection?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

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entguarde

and i can’t do anything to save it

[ID: a two-panel comic featuring Lucretia and the silhouettes of Taako, Magnus and Merle. It is in primary colors (blue, red and yellow)

Lucretia, a young Black woman with round glasses, and locs in a messy low-bun. While she is wearing a deep red coat similar to the background, she is noticeably drawn in deep, cobalt blue.

In the first panel, she is looking out of a yellow window with deep concern, while the Tres Horny Boys seem to be looking at each other in confusion. Text above her reads: “Have you ever seen”

In the second panel, she is looking up in both awe and horror. The reflection on her glasses show what she was looking at: the eyes of the Hunger, staring back at her. The text above her continues from the first statement: “- A planet DYING?”

End description.]

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bogleech

REMINDER: the part of a comb jelly that looks like a mouth is in fact a mouth

Turns out I do need to clarify that these particular comb jellies are actually not filter feeders :)

these are also the true actual first animal group that’s ever thought to have existed; comb jellies or ctenophores are survivors from the *ediacaran,* the point in time where we can’t even guess what kind of animal most of the fossils are. But, maybe all of them were just wacky shaped comb jellies???? we will never know. this one ate them all.

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in order to be a trans girl you just have to be a girl

it really is that fuckin easy you do not need hundreds of dollars of aesthetic products and thousands of dollars in surgery to be a girl. like its so easy you just have to be a girl

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23icefire

it's just that simple!

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