I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

Whatever you're expecting, you're wrong.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR AD TO DATE

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.” 

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

Anli & Laura by Capturing Essence, seen on Offbeat Bride