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The only thing funnier than the FOB We Didn't Start the Fire cover is libs handwringing over the "Shinzo Abe blown away" line as "tasteless" since a) it's literally just an update of the lyric "JFK blown away" and b) Shinzo Abe getting murked by a Fallout 4 contraption shotgun was one of the funniest and coolest things to happen in the last ten years and he 100% deserved it
i had no choice
Hey the best part about this is that this is the person who made the fucking “you can’t fight the homestuck” parody
Of all the lines from "We Didn't Start the Fire" that I expected to be relevant this week, "trouble in the Suez" was pretty far down the list
I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
neil gayman epic divorce mitski war crimes grusk baby nic cage joe exotic george bush star war fucking namjoon bts what the fuck i don't care anymore every time i go on twitter i want to become a russian orthodox monk
We didn’t start the fire
fat stacks
google maps
nuts glapp
frickle frack
naruto sucks
big bucks
fat nuts
dammit fuck
🎵 We didn’t start the fire 🎵
🎶 it was always burnin since the world’s been turnin🎶
