I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

clowns don’t exist on cybertron

Then how does starscream exist

he doesn’t anymore you just fucking killed him

Do you think transformers look at Jean Jacket and are like "that's a coyote. you gotta bang pots and pans at it."

The moment I realised John Cena was truly gonna make it in Hollywood.

✩ 𝕤𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕣

Obviously

The Star Trek fans showing up on every poll like

So, I have this headcanon that cybertronians express their feelings also with their lights. That’s why their native alt-modes have so many of them.

Like facial expressions, it is possible to learn to control them.

We find it extremely funny how apparently the way Transformers writers solved the weird discrepancy between how many male and female Cybertronians there are was to just go. "Hey, they're an asexual species anyways. What if they're all born with masc-leaning presentation, but once they came in contact with aliens that have sexual dimorphism, some of them were like 'Yoooooo girl is an option?????' and started going by she." So every femformer is canonically a trans girl now.

new robot genders just dropped: default, and Having Fun With It

Tweet of the year

I was surprised that no one had done this before so

what do yoU MEAN???

Just lost power bitch!

My vibe was so disgusting it blew up a nearby transformer

wishing megatron a speedy recovery

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

do you remember how loud computers used to be

like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob

Sir why do you think that is an appropriate comment