I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

his straightsona is just s1 will graham vs his normal self is will post baltimore state hospital for the criminally insane

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

a true martyr

Sir that’s my emotional support homophobic slur

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

sometimes i forget how straight people won’t jump at the chance to watch a show with gay rep in it. i literally said to my straight friend today “oh you should watch this show, it has lesbians in it” and she stared at me for a good few minutes in confusion before asking “uh?? okay??? but what’s the plot”

#straight privilege#is asking ‘whats the plot’ instead of 'do they die’

Straight ppl be like “gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage” and then do this shit

Damn, straight people really are crazy.

This was the funniest hour of my life

At the end of the panel we gave them a round of applause for being so brave in trying to write straights and cisgenders

Especially Jasika, who got very emotional about her childhood with straight parents

types of comments on this post:

-straight people saying :/ love is love :/ gay or straight why does it matter ://///

-gay people saying wait no really i’ve never written a non-lesbian pls help

-people pointing out that even straight people don’t know how to write straight people without unnecessary romance

the truly impressive part of this panel was how for an hour, a FULL hour, they talked about writing straight characters like the st8s talk about writing queer characters and they did. not. break. It was the most amazing piece of improv comedy i’ve ever seen. 

Because(: you(: don’t(: fucking(: need it(:(:(:(:(:

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

“i was born and I was like ok I feel different from absolutely nobody” when i say i screamed 😭😫

no one is allowed to not see this

@ straight people:

Honestly what the fuck

once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate

um. what?

you heard the man heterotron activate

Go go heterorangers

Absolutely tear apart “I’m being forced to marry this woman” jokes. I hate them so fucking much. Do you know how much of a let down it is to see the person you love and share so much with turn around and rag on you to your friends as “the ol’ ball and chain”? Imagine trusting and respecting someone so much that you’re willing to commit your life to a union with them, and meanwhile they’re talking about how their life could only get worse if they were married to you. Destroy the idea that a man’s life is best when he’s a player, and that his life is “over” once he allows a woman into it. Destroy the idea that all women are controlling, horrible bridezillas. How disenchanting it is to see so many people shit all over the love between two people.

Respect your fucking wife. If you can’t do that, don’t get married.