#sga – @whilst-farting-i on Tumblr

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“I came here to celebrate your loving relationship but actual demonstrations of that love gross me out so please, when you’re kissing your new spouse, remember to always be conscious of the fact that your love for each other is a bit icky and we don’t really want to see it.”

*goes to a same-gender wedding* umm tag ur PDA

#lgbt #sga #weddings #straight people #what even #I went to a wedding where the bride's dress had a natty lite pattern on the skirt #and the groom wore a jean vest #and you're gonna come over here mumbling anxiously about a kiss #BYE