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I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

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it's 2024 and I will never be free from homestuck, icon by iamnotamuffin, fuck terfs, im a whole adult, that about covers it
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80’s ads were better ads.

And indeed, looking at the ad, one of the girls would appear to be the DM

I am of an age with these models.

I’ve been swearing up and down for YEARS that geekdom and marketing are just a million times more sexist than I had to deal with when I was young.

I got an electronics kit when I was a kid. No-one thought it had to be pink to interest me.  I just got it from Santa when I was ten because Santa thought I WOULD LIKE IT. (FWIW, I think the background was orange. 70s, after all)

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corsairesix

There's an interesting alchemy by which, for certain TTRPG fans, WotC's misbehavior makes it more moral to play D&D if you're broke.

The logic goes something like this: WotC is bad, and therefore it is good to steal from them. Indie creators are good, and therefore it is bad to steal from them. Therefore, if you don't have money to spend on games, it is moral to play D&D and immoral to play indie games.

For some reason, the fact that this unimpeachable logic only benefits WotC and only harms indie creators is not relevant.

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flaetsbnort

Always conveniently forgetting the extremely high number of games, systems etc that are 100% free

Some Free Indie Games

Interested in solo games?

One Page Left, by M. Kirin, is a solo horror roleplaying game inspired by slasher movies. You survive as long as you can fit words on a single sheet of paper; run out of space and you die!

Want to play as a group?

Cryptid Creeks, by HatchlingDM, is inspired by Stranger Things and Gravity Falls; you are a group of kids trying to save their home from something terrible. It uses a generative mystery mechanic that is super light-prep for the GM and encourages collaborative storytelling.

Want fantasy instead?

Slay, by Trollish Delver Games, is a stat-less dungeon-crawler that cobbles characters together using descriptors, gear, and skills. High-danger, rules-lite.

Want something more light-hearted?

Havoc Brigade, by Grant Howitt, is a high-energy one-shot about orcs on a special undercover mission. The game is all about "stupid plans and wild distractions", according to the game designer.

Want space or sci-fi instead?

Monolith, by AdamHensley is a sci-fi hack of Cairn and Into the Odd, perfect for a galaxy full of aliens, adventure, and danger.

Want something more collaborative?

A Perfect Rock, by Deep Dark Games, is a world-building game where you explore planets using your own personal rock collection, inspired by Interstellar, Subnautica, and The Outer Wilds.

All of these games were found in the free section of Itch.io. If you want more, you can browse there.

You can also check out some of my recommendation posts below.

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soulmuppet

The Quickstarts for ALL our games are free. That includes:

Paint The Town Red: a sad vampire RPG about depression, partying and falling in love. Your characters are vampires, afflicted with the Curse of Undeath. Being dead feels horrid, and the goal of every character is to chase the sensation of feeling alive and escape the rot they feel in their soul.

Orbital Blues: A ttrpg of sad space cowboys. It is an intergalactic age of cowboys, outlaws and bandits playing on an interstellar stage. It is a time of hyper-capitalism and a cut-throat gig economy. Unreliable trash-heaps carry scrappy underdogs to their next gig, and corporation freighters lumber across the horizon laden with an empire’s bounty.

Inevitable: A play-to-lose game of failing to stop the apocalypse. You play knights, wizards and gunslingers in service to the King of Myth. He rules the last great civilisation of the Barren, the all-encompassing desert that is all the remains of the world.

Gangs of Titan City: A grimdark future roleplaying game that thrusts its characters into a nightmare supercity that wants them dead. Play as desperate gutterscum who will either dominate the underworld as crimelords or end up riddled with bullets.

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ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman

KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

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tadfools

I might've added the BG3 Art Book to my dnd assets stash

It' 100% does not have things like the 5e players' handbook + 5e’s character sheet, several gm guides, critical role's explorer's guide to wildmount, baldur's gate and waterdeep city encounters, 101 potions and their effects, volo's guide to monsters, both of xanathar's guides, a bunch of other encounters, one shots, and class builds

In no way are there any pdf’s relating to any wizard who may or may not be residing on any coast

(Edit that I’ve moved the folder to the new link above! So if you catch a different version of this post that link won’t work anymore!)

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I CAST VICIOUS MOCKERY!

Aarakocra bard, singing to another aarakocra (to the tune of wacko’s world song): You’re just a bird with an ego- not unlike me though, at least I can do it with class~ Don’t fuck with a bard, you fucking tryhard, and maybe pull that foot out ya ass! Oh, believe me here honey~ you’re but a sad little dummy, and I can rhyme off the things you can’t find, That’s dignity, modesty, empathy, honesty, morals and peace of mind!~ Oh, You’re what they say not to do, can’t be strong if you wanted to- good thing you’ll never try, at the first sign of danger, you weak feathered ranger, the only thing you’ll do is fly!

DM: damn, imagine getting obliterated to the tune of wacko’s world song by a bird known almost solely for being a fuckboy. 

Paladin: STOP STOP HE’S ALREADY DEAD-

Druid: Was that IMPROVISED? IT WAS WASN’T IT WHAT THE FUCK!

Cleric, ooc: everyone shut up I think (bard’s player) needs some fucking water. <<insert sound of bard’s player breathing raggedly right into the mic>>

Bard, ooc, wheezing: I’M NOT OK GUYS

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“In this campaign, the real evil is the capacity man has to do evil unto itself.”

“In the other campaign, the real evil is that vampire over there, let’s kill him!”

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The only retail job I miss is being the cashier at a local Hardware Store in a small town surrounded by other small towns, because I was essentially a high fantasy GuildMaster.

I worked there three summers in a row, and every laborer from every nearby town would come there for whatever supplies they needed, and man could they gossip like there was an Olympic medal for it.

At 8 AM, every morning, every plumber, roofer, electrician, and landscaper in the county was at the door waiting for me to unlock it, and they’d come back throughout the day.

I knew every tradesman in a 30 miles radius, and I knew too much about everyone in town because of, like I said, the tradesman gossip. It’s shocking that people basically tune out an entire person in their living room and say whatever they want, because they don’t see the guy fixing their light fixture as real somehow.

Then your average citizens, the townsfolk, would come in to ask for labor recommendations. The cashier at the local hardware store is a god among yelp reviews.

A woman needs her roof repaired. A man wants central air installed in his 100 year old house. Someone needs to break into a safe they inherited without the combination.

And I would make recommendations. I’d take down names and information so when a plumber I liked walked in an hour later, I could say, “come here, I have a job for you” like I needed them to clear a village of Redcaps.

There is no difference between your local mom-and-pop hardware employee and Greed Karga sending the Mandalorian on bounty hunting jobs.

If Geralt of Rivia walked in, I could have found him something to do.

I believe all plumbers dual-wield drain snakes and arcane magic, because you’d be surprised how often Liches come up in septic tank repairs.

You can belong to a monster hunters’ guild and a welders’ union, if you have the time. Always good to diversify your portfolio.

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i smell an urban fantasy in the making here, by god this coud be brilliant

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DM: Entering the bedroom, you can tell it’s under the same sleeping spell as the rest of the castle. There’s a handsome young man frozen in slumber in the bed.

Sorcerer: (Gentle gasp) He’s beautiful… I wonder if I could-

Barbarian and Rogue: No.

Sorcerer: The hell guys, you don’t even know what I was going to say!

Barbarian: We know you. You can’t pull a reverse Sleeping Beauty on this guy, that’s not how the curse works.

Monk: And you’re not a princess, so it wouldn’t work anyway.

Sorcerer: I’m kind of a princess, though.

Barbarian: Having a trust fund from God does not make you a princess, it makes you a spoiled brat.

Sorcerer: Okay, fine. Let’s go. But as we’re leaving I’m going to write out my number and put it in his hand.

Rogue: What number?!

Sorcerer: (Rolls d20) …17.

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