I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

december???? what next??? 2024?????

its fucking dember.

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

you're lying

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

its fucking dember.

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

Important reminders as this post is picking up speed again:

1) You laughed because it was a joke, it’s not mysterious.

2) I don’t care if your birthday is in November

3) The October challenge is fundamentally incompatible with other x-tober challenges. You can’t do this one if you’re doing a different one, too. You have to channel your energy into really experiencing the monthliness of October, and other challenges would be too distracting.

4) No November November is not about going into a coma or otherwise skipping the month of November. It’s about not experiencing the existential CONCEPT of November. November is happening around you, but you are above it, and you want no part of it. November has no power over you.

5) The December challenge is just seasonal depression.

Hope this helps!

"It's already December" moodboard