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I AM AN EEL. WITH A GUN.

@whilst-farting-i / whilst-farting-i.tumblr.com

it's 2024 and I will never be free from homestuck, icon by iamnotamuffin, fuck terfs, im a whole adult, that about covers it
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THAT IS THE POINT THAT IS THE POINT THAT IS LITERALLY THE POINT.

I think a lot of people leaving comments like these are missing a very important piece of context on why this graph was probably made:

Bigfoot truthers VERY often bring up the giant squid and the colossal squid as part of their arguments for how it's totally possible for bigfoot to be real despite the lack of evidence. They will bring up how giant squids and colossal squids were considered legends for a long time, evidence for their existence was sparse, and there weren't any photos of a living giant squid until 2004 nor any footage until 2012 (and there has never been any footage of a colossal squid yet), but science acknowledges them as real animals that exist.

Basically they will bring up the existence of the giant squid as evidence that it's possible for there to be little to no footage of a real animal that exists because the animal just happens to be really elusive and hard to photograph, and then they will argue that it's a similar situation with bigfoot.

The person who made the graph was probably trying to mock this idea by pointing out that if this were the case, the amount of bigfoot footage would have increased over time as cameras become more ubiquitous, just as it happened with the giant squid.

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mrshamill

I can't resist

Probably Nessie because I have to assume she needs to be in water, if she can travel on land I would be very bamboozled!

While Bigfoot is a WOODLAND CRITTER and there is some woodland not far from my home, maybe he got lost

And Ea Nasir goes whereever he can deceptively sell poor quality copper

But Ea Nasir has been dead for literally thousands of years. It's either gonna be his mummy, a zombie or a ghost.

He's not gonna let the cold embrace of the grave stop him from trying to sell his wares O.O

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Cryptozoology is my favourite kind of fake science stuff. Wish there was also cryptobotany, like mothman but its just a really big fern in the middle of a field with literally nothing else around it , that spawned in the dead of night, might have killed a few people and never shows up in photos, and no one is sure its even real

Cryptogeology is also like "Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. Nobody's seen it do it. But I've been tracking it since Saskatoon."

"There are no mountains in Saskatoon."

"Not anymore, there aren't."

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astercrash

Cryptogeography: didn't used to be a France there

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I've been working on this project for a while and I think it's time to show them off. These are propaganda/health and safety reminder posters for the Office for the Preservation of Normalcy, an organization that deals with the supernatural in a canon I'm working on. I have some lore I'm working on, but these posters will be the main thing that exists for now. The "sample" watermark is because I would like to sell higher-quality printouts and files in the future.

At this stage I'm looking for feedback. How do they look visually? Could a tagline be punchier? Please please let me know what you think.

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weaver-z

I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.

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c3rvida3

There's this one woman on Instagram who claims she finds all of her bones in the woods, but very obviously buys them and plants them there so she can shoot artsy foraging videos and it's so funny to me. You did not find ten perfectly cleaned mink skulls in suburban Ohio. You bought them on Wish and rubbed some dirt on them.

Right? Like, tread with caution in yonder woods lest ye be caught by THE DEGREASER.

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